Evil Inc full page, week of Sept. 17, 2024

Here's your early access to the full-page version of this week's Evil Inc comics. You can read the entire chapter in process here! You can also use the "Chapter 17 — Boss Battle" link at the bottom of this post! Also, a quick reminder: By the end of the month, everyone at an NSFW level will get this 132-page Halloween eComic free!

Transcript

Panel 1

Narration: "But wait… what happened to the Fairmount Branch after Dr. Whoosh's announcement?"

Desi runs towards Giant Tess' office. A sign reads "Super Human Resources."

Ginat Tess (from inside the office): "I was afraid of this."

Panel 2

Giant Tess listens to her fellow villains gathered in her office.

Miss Match: "Can he do that? — Fire the entire branch?!"

Giant Tess: "He can. But it will take a few days to process the paperwork."

Count Spurlock: "Then we know what we must do."

Panel 3

Tempest: "You can try… but his reflexes are still super fast… And his metabolism processes poisons too quickly for them to work."

Panel 4

The villains are shocked by Tempest's tacit admission that she has tried several times to kill her boss, Dr. Whoosh.

Giant Tess: "I meant… We need to come up with a plan to save the branch."

Panel 5

Giant Tess continues: "But I like the way you think."

Panel 6

The Evil Inc supervillains gather in Giant Tess' office.

Giant Tess: "We must prove to Dr. Whoosh that this branch is too important to close."

Lightning Lady: "Let's pair off and see who can come up with the best scheme."

Iron Dragon: "Yeah! We'll meet here in an hour to determine the best one."

Count Spurlock: "It's exhilarating to see this branch come together to fight a common foe!"

Miss Match: "I'll see if Muskiday has anything in his lab."

Panel 7

The scene shifts to show Iron Dragon sidling up to Desdemonda, circling his arms around her waist. Desi eyes him suspiciously.

Iron Dragon: "You heard what Spurlock said: we need to come together. After that, we can work on a scheme to save the office."

Panel 8

Desi, reaching for Catnip: "No thanks. I'm working with Catnip!"

Catnip (surprised): "Huh?!"

Panel 9

Iron Dragon stands between two women, looking nervous. Desi is glaring at him.

Desdemona: "Why don't you team up with your new friend? After that, you can work on a scheme to save our relationship."