The Actor
Added 2023-07-17 13:05:00 +0000 UTCI have a fair few of these big fellas banked as exclusives for the book now, so I thought it was time I showed another completed one. I still have a few left to draw, but I'm trying to keep up the steady progress on the book.
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Two thoughts: 1) That was a fun, unexpected read, and 2) Welcome to the formatting hell that is writing on Patreon.
Lokitu
2023-07-17 21:56:45 +0000 UTCYou never know…
Lokitu
2023-07-17 21:54:07 +0000 UTCWouldn’t mind seeing him again much bigger 🥹😍
Chris
2023-07-17 21:04:54 +0000 UTC'Almost done (Name)' the bearded makeup artist said 'Good, let's wrap this up I gotta practice these lines by tonight' Just then a crew member was approaching nervously 'hey (Name), erm... there's someone here to see you' 'If it's my agent tell him I'm busy' the big actor replied. ' no it's not that it's...' before the crewman could finish, a loud voice interrupted. 'OH MY GOD YOUR (NAME)!!!' 'christ, a fan' the actor thought. 'how did he get in here!?' the makeup artist asked. 'he was part of a tour group that arrived this morning, he somehow slipped through' the crewman said. 'and you couldn't stop him' said (Name) 'that's not important!!' 'OK Enough!!' he shouted 'look kid what do you want' The young fan slowly approach 'um... can I..... err' 'Spit it out I haven't got all day!!' 'eep, can I have your autograph..... please?' '........... fine' 'YEEEES!!!' In the fan's ensuing excitment, he pulls something that nobody expected, a vintage VHS with the cover featuring the ever present and morbid (Name), with the title comicaly being crushed by his massive belly 'THE BEST OF SUBURBAN DAD'. 'REALLY!?!' (Name) thought 'this kid looks old enough to be my own son and he wants me to sign this!.... a show I did in the 90s....f**k!' 'fine give it here' he said 'OOOH THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!' the fan said excitedly 'I swear if this ends up on Ebay, i'm suing him' (Name) thought as he signed his name on the cover, upon closer inspection he noticed something. 'huh, i've gotton waaay bigger since I did that show, oh well' Once he'd finished signing the copy and gave back to the fan, he was hoping that would be the end of it, until. 'Umm.... can I ask one more thing?' '*sigh* ... what?' 'can I touch your belly for good luck?' '................... Get him out of here!' as he looks at the crew member that brought him in. 'I swear they get worse every year' (Name) thought as the fan was been escorted out. As he composed himself to look at the script in front of him another crew member turned up. 'Hey (Name) bad news, they delayed the shooting for another hour' 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!' (Name) replyed angrily 'I'm already dressed up and everything!!' 'yes I know that and I'm sorry but it's only for an hour, I promise, besides all of us are heading for cafeteria, I heard there's gonna be cake' the crewman walked away as he said the last part. '....... cake?'
Zack
2023-07-17 20:30:07 +0000 UTC
