Ice Pack & Mini AC unboxing - Miami Freestyle Battle
Added 2024-06-24 21:23:37 +0000 UTCIt's a bit of a "you had to be there" story and I am a little warm so I hope it's not too rambly :)
Had a weird situation where a [family member] sent me some stuff on my Throne list because she's moving [getting divorced] and I think some of it belong[ed] to her husband?? I don't really know. It sounds messy. Anyway - I got a sampler pack of that shroom juice [not my usual bag but I'll try *almost* anything once] and both of the "Get Jiro!" comics so now I have 2 of the first one w0000000t that'll be a good find in the free library.
There's one more iconic Doc freestyle story that involves me and a guy [Let's call him George] trying to pick up NJ. It ended in us doing some fun [totally non-competitive] rapping. It's one of NJ's favorite stories to tell :)
We'll see if tomorrow's drop happens. Off I scurry to work work work
Comments
I forgot Doc said “twat”. Cackled out loud. 😂
Catherine
2024-10-06 09:06:45 +0000 UTCI think you nailed South Beach perfectly. It’s the nation’s capital for conventionally attractive people who still worry they’re not attractive enough. Even just going through the airport, I couldn’t help but notice how casually hot everyone seemed to be. I mean, I saw the hottest woman I’ve ever met in person working at the friggin duty free store 😂 But yes, the city has a very curated, contrived sexiness to it. I can’t complain about the heat tho. I’d gladly take muggy Miami over the sopping stewpot that is New Orleans right now. I truly believe haven’t stopped sweating since Mother’s Day 🥵
Ravenelle
2024-06-25 13:14:03 +0000 UTCAlso, HEY COME TO ALABAMA and die in the oven with us all in July and August. 🤪
Bama Angi
2024-06-25 10:42:07 +0000 UTCI swear Mr dR, I could listen to you tell stories all damn day. Also? I have literal fantasies about seeing a show somewhere someday and going HEY I KNOW THAT VOICE!!!!
Bama Angi
2024-06-25 10:39:30 +0000 UTCI am from Tempe.
Kerry Evans
2024-06-25 09:10:34 +0000 UTCAlso I live in the San Fernando Valley which is famously warm (albeit not as hot as Palms Springs or AZ), but going to Orlando in September literally broke my brain. It’s a different kind of heat down there.
MJ
2024-06-25 05:10:49 +0000 UTC“I think one of the words ended with -ous” Me, a Disneyland regular: “IT’S WONDEROUS, IT’S THE MAGIC THAT WE CALL LIFE, IT’S WONDEROUS” (This is so niche, I apologize)
MJ
2024-06-25 05:07:29 +0000 UTCHave you ever been in Phoenix during July?! I was raised in that nonsense and I can’t believe I used to run around in that!! But I have heard that about Miami. I would gladly take the monument to man’s hubris than to be anywhere with high humidity cause holy humidititties! Thanks for the little story and fingers crossed you get the audio finished. If not, no biggie.
Analise
2024-06-25 04:15:08 +0000 UTCThis one made me giggle because I have a few friends that gush about Miami and are constantly trying to convince me to go… I’ve never been because the only thing I can think of is plastic… the entire place just seems artificial. Now I’ll add a Scarface visual with the mountains of cocaine to my preconceived notions. Hope you get you get to cool off soon doc…according to WTForecast (my favorite weather app) the temp here in Texas at nearly 11 pm is “hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind the dryer.” Seems like a solid description to me. Hope you lovely patients stay cool.
Julie Ludeman
2024-06-25 03:51:39 +0000 UTCI listened to this on the way home. After "hey man, I hear you got bars," I screamed "get him, Doc!" You had to take him down after that 😂
Norah
2024-06-25 01:45:57 +0000 UTCBless you Doc, you are stronger than me. I spent a summer in the armpit of SC where we went 45 days in a row with temps over 100 and 90%+ humidity. A comedian joked that you couldn't tell by looking at the map how close it was to the sun. I don't hot well anymore, not without a large body of water close to hand. Hard to maintain all that rizz when you are melting, but you are cool enough to pull it off (also we are happy to work together to help with that).
Jamie
2024-06-25 00:38:56 +0000 UTCdrRap's Big Booty Miami Mad Libs Rap Battle on Cocaine Mountain ft. Chubby Vampire Chri$$. *mic drop*🎤
VoluptuousVelvet_VA
2024-06-25 00:30:40 +0000 UTC
