Oh and here's the Amazon Affiliate link to the dildo
Added 2024-06-06 23:26:28 +0000 UTC[since so many of you suggested it]
Again - I'm not quite this long but otherwise that is a dead ringer. Even fooled New Jersey.
Pasted again here & link.tree
https://amzn.to/4c6apCI
Please use this link when telling your friends :)
[okay okay last thing before sexy time tomorrow - I get very business minded when my bits are broken]
Comments
lol honestly no idea - it's NBD. I make like a whopping $1 per purchase. thx for asking tho 💜🙏
Ray Purchase
2025-04-10 12:28:01 +0000 UTCis it still an affiliate link if i switch to the pink instead of the blue? that might be a dumb question but i'm trying okay? lol
Eden
2025-04-10 07:52:49 +0000 UTCNot me going through your old stuff and seeing this 👀 💳🛒 It’s a necessary self care purchase. It’s recommended by my Doctor 🩺 😏💜
Christian B
2024-12-06 20:08:51 +0000 UTCSoooo Amazon dropped this off today right as some kids were walking up to our house for a play date😅 Being 4, they were obsessed with the mysterious package and they all had a full blown meltdown in my living room because I wouldn’t let them open it for me. So now I’m the mean mommy but no one else really knows why 🤦🏾♀️
Ravenelle
2024-06-09 00:28:24 +0000 UTC“I'm not quite this long but otherwise that is a dead ringer” damn Doc, you glow in the dark?!
StarthaMewart
2024-06-07 22:34:08 +0000 UTCOrdered. Do guys mind their dicks being described as pretty?
Hannah 11
2024-06-07 18:10:53 +0000 UTCOn this day the ladies ran Amazon out of dildos. We are goddesses
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-06-07 16:46:30 +0000 UTCLmao it glows in the dark
Pancakes on toast
2024-06-07 13:02:09 +0000 UTCI’ve never heard a man say “maybe a little shorter than that”. I condone the honesty.
toastyy.design
2024-06-07 13:02:03 +0000 UTCdon't tempt me doc! 😫
mcxyp
2024-06-07 10:35:12 +0000 UTCSo many suggested it? 😳 Women are so wierd creatures, i love women 🫶🏻
girlwithpaperclips
2024-06-07 09:12:46 +0000 UTCI clicked the link to see the price - it says 1 left in stock. Y' ALL. Get a water cooler in here, drR, it is THIRSTY. (I love it)
Megan (mlgreads)
2024-06-07 07:11:27 +0000 UTC
