just a quick check-in

Hello new [& existing] Patients. It's so good to have you. I believe I am near functioning capability again. [I'll confirm anon but, at the moment, I can say I absolutely recommend the procedure]

Things are about to heat up rather quickly in the next few days so it seems like a good time for just a few reminders from your caring drR. Just some practical & safety points:

-I am a fake man played by a real person with a real partner

-There are one of several names on my PayPal/Venmo/Zoom/Insta/Google accounts. None are mine. Most are old roommates [and by that I mean we lived together on contract somewhere in the world]. If you somehow see these names, please leave my friends alone - I promise none are me. Several are men. Several [all I think?] are voice actors. All of them are quite attractive - again, none are me. I promise.

-None of the return addresses are mine. Most belong to different people than who's names I am using for other things. Most are around Chicago as I used to live there and friends from there make it out to me often or don't mind mailing things my way. Is this paranoid? Possibly. Does everyone love it and think my life is wild? Yes.

-at least 2 of the friends in question have said they may try and get a Steam Deck bought for them before revealing they are not drR if approached.

-I will never ask you for personal information. If I need to ship merch somewhere, you are not obligated to tell me if that is where you live. I do not store addresses so you will have to resupply them with each purchase.

-Merch of any kind [including Cameo] is best purchased via Venmo to avoid fees [omg everywhere you look there are fees whyyyy]

-I will never "exchange" pics/audios with you or ask to meet you. If someone under my moniker asks for this, report them immediately. It is not me.

-Tips/Gifts are given freely. I do not "keep score". They are always greatly appreciated but NEVER expected.

-Everything I do loses it's value if you do not feel safe hearing my voice. The safer you feel the deeper we can go.

-I am not a real doctor, guru or influencer. I am an actor. Yes, there is a lot of "me" in this character but it is very tailored and I have permission to lie to you forever and always.

-Please do not attempt to doxx me.


Anywaaaaay strap in because I've missed [you]. We'll start slow :)