dirty joke - java unboxing [CW: malfunctioning sex toy]
Added 2024-05-06 13:04:51 +0000 UTCthis is such a dumb joke but probably the one that has aged the best and that is saying something
There was an actress - theater gal. You wouldn't know her. The jokes she told would make the authors of that limerick book blush. She's where most of my rep comes from. The mouth on this woman would make sailors squirm. That old bawdy Hollywood smoker vibe - you know it. That was her. I can't tell you her best material for fear of job security but if you look hard enough you'll discover that those old vaudeville souls still creep in certain environs. They will trade stories for drinks or drugs or temporary love. Not all are members of The Lonely Hearts Club but most are comfortable there. They all know very funny jokes.
[Oh yea, I stole that coffee mug from a diner too obvs lol]
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(I did get to listen to this before the crying and being turned all the way the fuck on from the other one and allow me to tell you how I cackled like a very silly goose) (I've told you before I'm secretly a teenage boy and I'll say it again)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-05-07 00:20:30 +0000 UTCThis one got me so good! You’re so good at storytelling I forgot it was a joke!
Ria
2024-05-06 23:19:50 +0000 UTCYes same
Delicada19🫀
2024-05-06 22:24:54 +0000 UTCYes! The dice tower unboxing “fuck me” is also top notch. 😂
Catherine
2024-05-06 22:02:23 +0000 UTCMy brain feels very scratched by voice / pour / swallow. 💜💜 Also feel free to say “Fuck me” in any tone ANY TIME. (Pretty sure you already know that.)
Bama Angi
2024-05-06 21:42:11 +0000 UTCIt is a thing I never knew I wanted
Jamie
2024-05-06 21:03:07 +0000 UTCUgh. My informed delivery says a piece of mail we don’t have an image for… so even USPS is trying out edging. 😒 😂
Catherine
2024-05-06 20:56:31 +0000 UTCThe ASMR on top of the voice… great way to start the week. 😊
Catherine
2024-05-06 20:24:26 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard. Am I actually a teenaged boy? Could be
Heather
2024-05-06 20:04:38 +0000 UTCThe absolutely ear-splitting, donkey-bray-sounding guffaw that just escaped my body. 😂 Please never stop making DW references. 😍 The sleepy growly voice was full of very nice brain scritches so thank yeeeeeeeeew. 🖤
sleepykitten13
2024-05-06 18:39:17 +0000 UTCBahahahaha [thank you for the coffee pour/swallow ASMR]
bkrubies
2024-05-06 18:25:21 +0000 UTCAlso, thank you for the sleepy voice and the pour... 🧑🏻🍳🤌🏻💋 Brain is so happy right now 😅
SwitchItUp
2024-05-06 18:19:04 +0000 UTC☠️🤣🤣🤣
SwitchItUp
2024-05-06 18:18:26 +0000 UTC*squeee* Stickers have ARRIVED!! They look great drR, and I do see what you mean about your handwriting. We may have found your first weakness. TBD
Jamie
2024-05-06 18:17:15 +0000 UTC
