"clean" joke - drPepper unboxing
Added 2024-05-04 18:13:02 +0000 UTCthis joke is pretty PG-13 which I feel qualifies it as a clean joke.
be aware there is Dr. Pepper in this audio. You've been warned.
thank you so much for this tasty soda. What's your favorite clean joke? The more G rated the better.
an actor friend of mine always liked the one where a green iguana walks into a bar and goes to get a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" and the green iguana says, "No way! You have a drink named Steve?!"
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What do you call a ghost's boobies ? Paranormal entitties ( o Y o )
EdenRose
2024-05-08 16:55:47 +0000 UTCWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! [I’ll see myself out.]
bkrubies
2024-05-06 18:10:58 +0000 UTCThis melted my heart. I’m so sorry about your dear friend and glad that you two had that laugh together. (Hugging you tight)
Delicada19🫀
2024-05-05 21:28:15 +0000 UTCMy favorite ice breaker joke: A guy walks into a bar; says "outch!" I am a music nerd so also: a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar. Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minors!" Someone bought me a book of musician jokes when I graduated with my music ed degree, so I have a lot of bad music jokes.
Catbat
2024-05-05 18:47:10 +0000 UTCDearest Mister Doctor, I don’t have a joke, but I do have a pretty great story about this one. I drove to the town where I went to college this morning to spend time with a friend who has been fighting cancer and learned Thursday that she has, maybe, a few weeks to live. We were inseparable in college. Those were, ahem, my “Bible Thumping” days. Our conversations were then and frequently are in the years since, very deep, philosophical, and spiritual. That’s just always been our vibe. I coached myself on the hour drive not to cry the whole time I was with her. And I’m not ashamed to admit I prayed HARD about what to talk about / bring up in order to not make things harder for *her*. Dawn was, as she has always been, gracious and kind and immediately put *me* at ease, and soon we were talking about old days and Mike Shula, who we both had classes with and adored. (He was the team’s quarterback and Don Shula, of Miami Dolphins fame, son and super hot, even for a good Catholic boy.) We got to a lull and I said, Hey! You wanna hear a joke? So I pulled up Patreon and pressed play on this post. In about five seconds, she bent over and her face was in her hands and I thought she was crying. Well. She wasn’t. In between gasps and snorts and laughter that was so “her” she said, “Is THAT DR. RAPTURE???” How hilarious is it that my friend from my Bible thumping days is the one that’s on Quinn with me? Thanks Doc, for helping make this a day that was fun and special. I kind of love that you’re going to always be part of the memory of it.
Bama Angi
2024-05-05 18:11:55 +0000 UTCA Rabbi, a Priest and a Iman walks into a bar and says “Ouch!” … I’ll see myself out….
Gemgeekette
2024-05-05 14:40:23 +0000 UTCRemembered a classic: Why was six afraid of seven? (Because 7 8 9)
Catherine
2024-05-05 10:02:09 +0000 UTCNo way! You've got Norway jokes?! I am lol-ing in the dang mountains! Here's a doctor, doctor one. - Doctor, doctor, My wife says I eat like a horse. - Good god, man, spit out the hay so I can hear what you're saying.
Frøya
2024-05-05 07:49:37 +0000 UTCAll the clean jokes I can remember are from a joke book I had as a kid. What’s green and flies? (Super pickle.) [That’s the most topical and also the worst. 🤦🏼♀️] What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? (Close the door. I’m dressing.) What did the wall say to the ceiling? (Meet you at the corner.) What’s black and white and red all over? (An embarrassed zebra.) Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? (Cause if it lifted the other it’d fall.) What is gray, has four legs and a trunk? (A mouse going on vacation.)
Catherine
2024-05-05 06:13:11 +0000 UTC@epithumia.freyja is in the dang mountains across the dang world, but I’ve been waiting for her to get here and she hasn’t. But I don’t want to forget (even though it’s a terrible old joke): Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships? So they can Scan-Da-Navy-In.
QQMegs
2024-05-05 04:36:19 +0000 UTCI don’t have a lot of clean jokes. When it’s time to tell dirty ones, though, I’m your girl.
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-05-05 04:24:07 +0000 UTCWhy don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Steph
2024-05-05 02:45:50 +0000 UTCBecause it’s Star Wars Day… If Chewie is short for Chewbacca and Ani is short Anakin, what is Luke short for? A storm trooper
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-05-05 02:04:16 +0000 UTC
