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Crabbuckit

This song turns me the fuck on. Not like the blues does [we haven't even discussed the blues yet oh dear]. And not like Betty Everett does [you know The Shoop Shoop Song]. It's different. The way they say the 'd' in hard sends yummies to me. Something in their voices makes me want their hands on me. They get my blood flowing in a way that makes me want all of them at once. Greedy. Hedonistic. But now that we're talking about it this sounds more like a [me] problem than anything.

Friday drop will be back to basics. Fundamentals. Like all the good basketball coaches say. Well that and hopefully a [new tag]. Mrs S [Part II]. I can tell you that will actually be the drop because it's already recorded. I'll be around to share your insta posts and other whatnots but my [boring] life calls. Perhaps I'll squeeze in another unboxing/bedtime tale between now and Friday but who knows.

Is it warm where you are? Not outside - inside. Inside you. Inside your pussy. Is it warm? Can I make it warm? Do your lips salivate with mine when I breath on your tasty cunt? Does your skin tingle before I kiss you there? Do you feel my hungry gaze? I work hard all day and stretch and run and lift heavy things and I get so hungry. Feed me, please? You're my favorite meal. Like watermelon running down my chin so sweet and tangy I am licking my soft plate sapping up all your juices. Did you hydrate for me? Are you full of electrolytes and antioxidants and H2O so you can cum on my tongue like a good girl? [You fucking better have. You better not fucking disappoint me. You better soak my fucking face]

Ah, lordy well the flag is at mast again. Oy...

Crabbuckit

Comments

Thank you for your lovely story about Jean, she sounds like a very genuine woman. You know that we are not here only for the spicy stuff (that is absolutely amazing)? You always sound so genuine and so real. Your voice feels like a warm blanket. Making people feel seen is one hell of a superpower. What is my superpower? I'm a very altruistic person. Sometimes it's a bad thing but most times, it's an amazing thing.

Samantha

Thanks for making me hornier than a three headed triceratops. “It” was warm but now it is surface of the sun scorching. 😅 A song that gets me tingly in the nethers is “Need It” by Half Moon Run.

Cosmic Remnants

Meetings are done for the day! Decided to feel into your prose and my bawdy. Here’s what came through… I will, I promise. [just let me fucking sit on it]. The wild parts of me. I’ll give it to you. But first, will you stroke my hair and read to me? I kinda want to call you drRaconteur. your stories captivate me. Your words excavate visceral memories that make my body dissolve into a well of yearning. And I take note. “Give me your mouth.” collides with the taste of fresh coconut water on my tongue. My limbs intertwined with Night. His steady breath cooling my slick flesh. And I’m ripe. By the ninth yes, desire floods all of my senses leaving me soaking and smoldering and heaving. You make it difficult to quench my thirst. *song that turns me the fuck on* https://youtu.be/XX1ResoIGc8?si=NUnX7txIW-tslC9m

Ria

Ohhhh yessss! That sliding into sync with other voices??? Such a *sweet* experience.

Bama Angi

Mister Doctor: my head has fully been swimming with *inappropriate* images on this, the day I had to go into the office for a full out meeting with big wigs, so hey THANKS! But the really wonderful thing is that I looked in the mirror this morning and *and actually believed * that I was a “Lovely Patient”. I went to my meeting with a great deal more confidence than I’ve had in a while, tapping my toes and singing “Crabbucket” to myself. FYI patients, I have the alto part down pat, so if anyone else wants to take on the other parts, I say we buy some retro dresses, do our hair in pin curls and go for it. I tried to think of songs that make me wanna fuck, but I couldn’t think of anything specific. However, Amy Winehouse makes me want to wear my tops very low and my lipstick really red and proceed to see how far down a meaty cock I can leave a ring, so there’s that. Have I mentioned today that I love this little clinic and all the naughty it inspires? Because I very much do. Love to you as you muddle through real life. I hope you succeed to the fuckin Nth degree at whatever it is. We’ll keep the home fires burning. 💜💜💜

Bama Angi

Finally remembered what this song reminded me of BTW. Gent singing, so probably won't have the same impact on Darling Doc, but this song is slightly relevant to our pal Mortimer...https://youtu.be/yS2IBMQIjDo?si=ucFu0hIbClTScGxL

Jamie

I love this journey for you SO MUCH 🥹💖

Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie

Yaaaasss! G R E A T idea!

IndyMndy

I found my very own personal IRL Italian boy and I really thought that getting it this well and this often would take the edge off my truly alarming baseline horniness levels but NOPE. It’s worse. Like a lot worse. He’s going to have to deal with the consequences of that last bit, Doc. Not sure if he should blame you or thank you. As an aside: girls, get you a guitarist, but not some garage band strummer, I’m talking classically trained. The fingers are *quite* deft. 🖤🖤🖤 (Sorry not sorry, I’ve gotta brag somewhere and if I brought it up at my afternoon meeting I’d get sent to HR.)

sleepykitten13

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Doc! 😮‍💨

Analise

please do SOMETHING special for 4/20 dr. i asked the quinn folks last year to do something to no avail. i have a playlist on there that i add all the audios with smoking to, but a friday drop before a 4/20 saturday is just 😘👌🏼🍃🌬️

halheardthat

Now I’m thinking about the feeling of internal flight I’ve experienced when singing with one or two (or three or four) other people. You can ✨feel✨ when you sync up. Singing solo is fun but it’s hard to replicate that alone. …Kind of like sex. Huh. My spine tingling harmony recommendation - Lucius - Dusty Trails (Live on the Current) https://youtu.be/pdsv6o9RVqg?si=JD2jpSGF2a6G2j3_ I’m a big fan of echo-y spaces like this and the part at 3:37 in the song with the reverb? *chefs kiss*

Wild-Rose

If the beginning of that doesn’t sound like Love Cats? What? Also, “yes” to all the last part.

AnnMarie


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