>30 S'mores [Cookie Unboxing]
Added 2024-04-03 07:04:43 +0000 UTC[The moral of this story is don't be mean to my mom and I won't ditch your wedding]
{the release I'm referring to is [Mort]imer}
Not my most riveting tale but it is truly a ramble. Probably a good sleep aid.
I may have to do more than 1 of these a week because of your flagrant generosity
Speaking of sleep aids - I'll drop a Can't Sleep Volume 2 on Quinn sometime soon [SFW] and see how far into the book we get. Got a commission to knock out tomorrow. This Friday or sometime Saturday I'll leave a [NSFW] here for your review. It's a bit shorter than the previous one but it'll be the last spicy ramble with only 1 mic. I'll be testing out that second channel this weekend. Fun fun fun. I'm feeling less nervous/exposed and much more *sExY~ about the whole thing so thank you for your patience with that. Mic has arrived, but it's still boxed [and just waiting to live out it's days inches away from my hard throbbing cock]
Your response to the last audio was tremendous. You all are tremendous. Hello, new Patients. Welcome to the medical wing - we mostly deal with "hysteria" here in the old fashioned way. So glad you dove into the Rapturverse. We try to maintain a warm, sultry temperature with plenty of puns littered about. Equal parts sexy and stupid. Your safety is paramount. Please feel free to be as feral/vulnerable/poetic as your heart desires. [I'm taking notes]
Comments
Right? Like why am I opting to relisten to these SFW rambles over new NSFW smut from other VAs?? 🤷🏼♀️ Dunno. Don’t care. *grabs headphones and settles in under weighted blanket*
Catherine
2024-04-06 10:35:05 +0000 UTCAs a lactose intolerant baddie raised in the Dairy state, I’m a big fan of oat milk. Iced lattes always. Love a Boston latte with honey or a brown sugar latte. I’m here for cookie ASMR. It usually bothers me but you manage to make it less obnoxious.
toastyy.design
2024-04-05 02:27:40 +0000 UTCRapturverse Retreat in a pot-friendly state. 🍁🚬 [my vote’s for Santa Fe, NM.] 🙌🏻
Catherine
2024-04-04 03:25:57 +0000 UTCI love everything about this post
Casey
2024-04-04 02:34:11 +0000 UTCOk but why do I just want to hang out with y’all at someone’s wedding and get high? Can I have this as a “Year 56” goal? Can we find a wedding? Can someone bring the weed? I can be relied upon for tequila.
Bama Angi
2024-04-04 01:14:14 +0000 UTCYour voice is like a warm weighted blanket- seriously having a hard time putting my finger on exactly what makes it so…comforting? Anywho, carry on with whatever stories you want to share , I’m listening ☺️
Wylson
2024-04-03 23:04:02 +0000 UTCROCK ME TO SLERP AT NIGHT WITH THE HAND ON SHAFT SERENADE!
Bama Angi
2024-04-03 20:43:07 +0000 UTCThanks for another amusing anecdote. It just so happened I had the chance to listen to this as the Mr was running into the dispensary to pick us up some goodies. 😂 I fucks with oat milk bc cow’s milk and I are not friends anymore. Cheese is still a loyal friend. 🙏 I also absolutely fuck with a second mic. Nothing gets me salivating more than the sweet sounds of a hand on shaft serenade. Please destroy us when the time comes. 😉
Cosmic Remnants
2024-04-03 20:27:31 +0000 UTCNope.
Catherine
2024-04-03 19:59:39 +0000 UTCDoes oat milk make one phlegmy like regular milk?
siesta_maven
2024-04-03 19:59:04 +0000 UTC(did you sing 'filthy vegetarian' like Alexis Nikole the forager??)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-04-03 19:54:07 +0000 UTCthis is why I never write scripts for my audios - off the cuff tends to be more heartfelt [if not a little affably panicked]
Ray Purchase
2024-04-03 19:23:35 +0000 UTC✨ GREAT choice on the cookies, fellow patient! Oat milk 🥛 is the shizz! Love a great story time! Reminds me of the 4 day wedding extravaganza I was Maid of Honor for. Cajun throw down reception, good damn time! However, tho I never met a stranger, public speaking isn’t my jam at all. This is looming in the back of my mind thru many drinks, shots, boogie get downs, [damn they throw down on the bayou] Anywho my time was approaching for the MOH speech. Tis when a friend snagged me off the floor and whisked me off to where the cool kids were. It certainly wasn’t 8 joints, but definitely several going in a circle of 4. It was so much fun, till I walked out and realized it was my shining moment to honor my best friend. Didn’t have my notes [WTF] had to wing it. HERE’S THE WHOLE POINT [if anyone is still here] I nailed that speech, I didn’t hiccup, cuss, or embarrass myself (I mean 🤷🏻♀️) when I was done there were laughs, claps, and tears! Not a PSA to do drugs, m’kay! Felt chatty thought is share. Might delete later 😂
Donna
2024-04-03 19:19:50 +0000 UTCI fuck with oatmilk, do not fuck with Hershey’s [except for Reese’s] [especially seasonal shapes] Thanks in advance for the Dr. Pepper content warning, king. Echoing everyone’s sentiments about Eating Sounds, if you chew loudly in front of me I will throw hands but in audios it’s fine. The worst wedding I’ve been to was *redacted* and involved a road trip to a different country, no GPS signal and comically walking into the church seconds before the bride was supposed to walk down the aisle. Followed by mediocre food at a *redacted* BBQ place of which I could eat one (1) thing [I am a filthy vegetarian]
Moira
2024-04-03 19:04:12 +0000 UTCAgain, upset about there not being a gif option because this deserves the “don’t be suspicious” gif. I don’t drink any milk straight, but oat milk is my preference for coffee creamer. The worst wedding I went to was in a park, the vows only spoke about their love for god, and there was no alcohol. We brought our own and kept going to the parking lot to take shots. Sometimes you have to make your own fun! 💚
Sara M
2024-04-03 18:30:12 +0000 UTCThe mouth fell reason is why I switched from Almond Milk to Oat Milk. I like almond milk, but the mouth feel is.... weird.
Spicybookgirly
2024-04-03 17:24:24 +0000 UTCI’m a therapist and work with baristas. They all recommend oat milk, lactose intolerant or not, because it creates that creamy mouthfeel you’re talking about!
Angela
2024-04-03 15:58:09 +0000 UTC
