[Mort]imer

[may contain some spoilers for 4/2 Quinn drop]

Apparently a lot of people wanna fuck the devil [look I'm not saying I don't get it].

I've played the devil... I want to say around 9 times in my career. 3 as a hobby and 6 professionally [if memory serves - and it always serves but who know if it serves truth]. We're not counting demons in there or else we'd get to double digits.

Shakespeare [allegedly] would do this thing where he saw all the popular plays of the time and then he'd do his own version. Catch the current Thomas Middleton and then go write Titus Andronicus. See Marlowe's new villain terrorize the Christians, then go home and pen a much more gray Merchant of Venice. I like that sort of thing. It's not stealing [okay sometimes Shakespeare stole so bad example] but it's familiarizing yourself with that particular plot/trope/arc and then making it your own. Audio porn is similar so says me [and several other VA's I chat with]

With no less than 6 audios involving ol' Beelzebub himself currently on Quinn, I wanted to try something a little different. I searched for an audio where the listener got steamy with Death. No such luck. Ah - a hole that needs filling. Time to call the Doctor! [hehehehe you get it]

Death is obviously a virgin. Who would sleep with Death? Can you sleep with Death? Thanatos is a hot name and he's Greek. That does sound kinda tempting [but not for this story]

I wanted a Death who didn't know the word "sorry" but could reference an older reality TV show. I wanted a Death who can make a mean martini [are we keeping track of the drink ASMR because that's three now]. I want a Death who is a little more than an anthropomorphic phenomenon and a little less of a scythe wielder. I want a Death that respects consent because why wouldn't he? [providing you're not asking to live longer - now you're just interfering with the man's job]

Okay okay back to the sequels. My tax sticker shock has passed so I won't panic record any more [you'd think I'd be used to it by now but every April it's just a swift kick in the balls - you know, fellow freelancers]. What did I say? Your Move 2? Sure, we'll plan for that and see what comes out.

Friday Quinn drop... eh. Maybe. But the first time I skip Quinn this month I got something steamy to leave here. Just cause I like y'all.