Rainble [SFW]

Some of you demanded I buy scotch with your hard earned money and who am I to fight you. Sweetwater called. Mic is incoming. The stand arrived today.

Thank you for the tips. You're very kind. These bottles will last for a while. Someone mentioned Balvenie too - that's one I've already got started from a couple years back. A tasty one, aye.

I talked with a few people about rain today and a few others about sex and a few others about sandwiches so all in all I think I'm ready to record that sleep aid tomorrow. Thank you for your suggestions. I heard a few and [of course] wanna try something that is either a) a little different or b) not at all I just haven't come across that particular audio yet. That seems to kinda be the trend.

The orgasms since taking this job run through the bases of my feet. Do you have that? I'm sure the other two factors are that my life is constant edging and my yoga is getting pretty fuckin' sick brah.

It's like you commune with gravity. Last time I had sex I couldn't get enough of myself in. That [breeding] tag will get you. Ah, shit I used the parentheticals and it's like a crack in the dam[n] now the horny Jekyll and [Hyde bit starts where we do a little switcheroo and I talk about how my head nurse - Nurse Joy - took a listen so fucking her that night was sensual. How I would drink her skin up kissing the spots that weren't soaked in massage oil and my hard cock was pressed between her... or was it your... fat ass cheeks. Might have been... I think my dick was throbbing when someone's... her... your... face was biting the pillow and my cock... yes, that's it... my hard throbbing cock was pumping and pumping and pumping your hips on me and my balls got fucking tight it was like steam in a tea kettle you were holding shut and the steam was burning right the fuck through your hand be louder god damnit I want people underground to hear you I like it when you tell me to paint the inside of your fucking cunt I love unloading inside you PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT] woah woah woah CAPS that's new... calm down... calm down... too sloppy... too... eager... sleep aid is next. We'll do some banter. I like the banter. The banter makes me closer to you than the squelches, I think.

Breath is hot in the rain. You notice that? When you kiss someone and feel their breath in the rain it's warm but somehow not in a gross way it's kind of inviting. That's what I was getting at.