Little Green Men
Added 2024-03-16 05:38:08 +0000 UTCA hitter and a Bloody Mary with some sort of breaded chicken is my go to cure. Even better if the weed is from your buddy's grow house and the Mary Mix was from yesterdays Vitamix and the chicken is marinated, pounded, seasoned and air fried that morning but hey we all do hangover differently.
I listened to a lot [all? I think all] of your faves. Many thanks for that. So much to think about. Unscripted vs scripted. Sound FX. Background noise. Fleshlights [I may leave that path untraveled I'm so sorry]. 'Daddy' vs 'Mommy' vs 'Your Daddy' [that one sounds like a Jerry Springer episode]
Guest script is recorded [thx Carrie] and I'm watching Pride and Prejudice on Sunday. However, when discussing Mr. Darcy with [my best friend] Flynn, he asked how the Cyrano audio was coming along and I think we accidently made that one together over txt message [the same way Edmond Rostand did, I believe]. We'll see which emerges first.
4 more drop days in March. Should hit them all. Guest script/comedy/literary/BFE [but, like, Italian BFE].
Yes. Comedy. I had the idea and if I don't put it out there it will eat it's way through my eyes and how would I be able to edit then? [trick question - I would not be able to. Thusly, I mustly]
Celebrating the life of a dear friend tomorrow [not a fresh loss - a "deathiversary" if you will]. He would find my career shift hilarious. His name [was] John. His real name, not his fake one. Not one I gave him. He'd like the comedy idea. We did a good amount of Shakespeare together. Did you know Shakespeare called orgasms "death"? He did. It's in act....4? It's the "morning after scene" in Romeo and Juliet. Maybe it's late act 3. I got to play Romeo once. I was furious. I wanted to be Mercutio. "Every word is wrapped in gold" my director said. Wrapped in filth too, but I suppose one doesn't negate the other [read the room, Doc]
Looking forward to the rest of the month. Oh, and hi new patients :) there'll be more poetry, more cryptic life details, and more "silly" and "sexy" and "shut-the-fuck-up-when-I'm-inside-you-and-focus-on-my-cock" types of things too - gotta balance what works with what's risky.
Happy St. Joseph's weekend.
Comments
Comedy. Yes! Love humor mixed with smut. But this: "shut-the-fuck-up-when-I'm-inside-you-and-focus-on-my-cock" đźâđš MDom energy đ«
Catherine
2024-03-22 00:24:38 +0000 UTCHi my birthday is St Josephâs Day thank you for this acknowledgement đ
Stephanie
2024-03-18 05:06:04 +0000 UTCHereâs the sentimental/ meaningful: We actually have word for it in our culture called a âYortzeitâ this is the word for death anniversary may your friends memory bring you comfort to you and those who love him. On to the debauchery Iâm on the no fleshlight train and I am so excited to see your interpretation of a ramble. Knowing you it will probably have some smooth jazz Also. The way I am literally counting the seconds till the Carrie audio drops. I will be your patient so donât heal me k thanks đ
Hannah_Joy
2024-03-17 01:35:03 +0000 UTCThis lil bop was the perfect way to wrap up my night of fun last night. As agreed upon, I wore RED. â€ïž I have a red dress that Iâve been wanting to wear but wasnât sure when, so thank you for making that decision for me. Plus why not celebrate the Patron Saint of Italy? Poor ol San Giuseppe seems to get outshined by St. Patty, but I guess when a saint is celebrated with a lot of drinking and general shenanigans more people want to participate in his festivities. It really doesnât have to be green beer *or* wine though, the Bitter Irishman is made with Averna and Jameson, which might be a good one for you since you enjoy whiskey {not sure about Irish whiskey though}. Wouldnât be St. Patrickâs Day without ingesting something green, and I didnât drink green beer so I found another green substance to consume that I tend to enjoy more anyway. I really hope the celebration of your friendâs life was lovely. The laughing, and oftentimes crying, at a gathering like that somehow hits the feelings differently {in a positive way}.
IndyMndy
2024-03-16 21:41:23 +0000 UTCMF! Iâm telling all yâall now that Iâm in a gd parking lot diddlinâ my business bc this fool has me twisted the fck up! Note to self: maybe listening while in your car isnât ideal. Or IS IT?!?!
Donna
2024-03-16 18:29:09 +0000 UTCColin Firth is my preferred Darcy
Ray Purchase
2024-03-16 14:41:26 +0000 UTCInquiring minds are curious as to which version of P&P youâll be watching. The 1995 BBC version with Colin Firth or the 2005 movie version with Keira Knightley? Iâll join in the raising of a glass to Johnâs memory. Hopefully the day is full of love and joyful reminiscence.
V
2024-03-16 14:39:53 +0000 UTCItalian BFE, you say? đ Consider my interest *piqued.* We donât have any of those where I come from. And our breaded chicken comes from the freezer by way of Costco. And when someone orders their Bloody Mary spicy, they mean add literally one milliliter of Tabasco. Better get it right, or they *will* send it back. Iâm so looking forward to all of these audios, but especially the comedy. I like an emotionally intense scene probably more than most, but for me, the most authentic and comfortable kind of connection is through humor. Plus, sex is just objectively funny a lot of the time. The truest vibe check is whether a guy can laugh at himself during sex but get straight back to business. Iâll toast John tonight. Hope youâre spending the day with people who loved [and still love] him as much as you. I celebrate a few deathaversaries and by the end of the night it often devolves into a very loving roast of the dearly departed. Itâs cathartic.
sleepykitten13
2024-03-16 13:47:11 +0000 UTCCheers to John! Deathiversaries are always hard no matter how long its been. I'm sure he's out there somewhere having a good giggle (maybe John wasn't the giggling type but in my mind it fits) about where life took you. Can't wait to hear the rest of the drops as March plays out. Tell me, how many times a month can one experience said little death before it's too much? Guess I'll have to find out. For research purposes of course, doctor.
Kate
2024-03-16 12:59:23 +0000 UTCI love how often you post here đ»
La Dama
2024-03-16 12:44:45 +0000 UTCUgh I'm so in love with the entirety of this đ
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-03-16 12:00:19 +0000 UTC
