Daylight - Save Us!
Added 2024-03-10 05:54:56 +0000 UTCI've had some pretty good beer with some pretty good friends.
Oh, I mean tonight. The beer and the friends. I've had both before. Sometimes together. Sometimes separate. Tonight it was both. One new face, however. Several red flags, but she's easy enough to ignore. Chat chat chat...
"Oh so you like make women like horny n shit"
You are off to a bad start. No. They call them audios. I was a little weirded out at first but it's rewarding and fun. I think as long as I don't *try* to change anyone's life for the better maybe sometimes-
"Write me a poem" she slurred (and winked?? Maybe??)
Oh, no. I'm afraid with that tone it's a two strike game. Give me a word and you'll get a sonnet [no pen required]. Give me four and you'll get several bars [no beat required]. But yell at the monkey to dance and [in the immortal words of Gene Wilder] YOU GET NOTHING
So sorry but I don't think I will. What a shame. Besides, there's no peom right now. Just words [words, words]. Like these ones below.
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TITLE: "Lose an Hour" or "If Rambles were Written" or "Wramble" or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Drool"
*ahem*
"Beauty is relative" was what they said [those who dole the wisdom, that is]
I thought they meant looks. Beauty being in the eye of the beholder and all. But the disintegrate ray is also in the eye of the beholder and if you fail your saving throw it's pretty much over. Anyways, [D&D jokes aside] that wasn't the full story. Less of a dole and more of a drip, if you ask me. A squelch of wisdom. A sticky dew that doesn't ever seem to wipe clean off your hands because it's mixed with your sweat and now it's just part of how your palm feels and it's getting all over the furniture ew gross shit stop it uuuggggh cheap hand-lotiony bullshit.
Sure. If read indignantly, "Is this the face that launched a thousand ships?" can be a laugh line. A pretty good one too, considering the trouble he took to get there. But that's the wrong relatively [relatively speaking]
It's relative in the other, um... the better way. You know... the truer way?? Ugh.... ack... oof... Let me say it this way:
Picture Alexandros after displaying what started as a block of marble. "You can love Venus [de Milo this time] from way the fuck over there but unless you freed her from the stony prison from which she was bound she will never [free you from yours and] love you back! Appreciate from afar, ye cowards! Ye love thieves! Ye.... fuckin... lazy dickheads! Put in the work next time. Make your own love. This one is mine!"
And then he whispers
"you are mine... right?"
But the fucking idiot is talking to a statue.
Comments
There’s something about your writing that is so refreshing and I was trying to decide what it was. And then I realized it makes me feel smart again. I’ve listened to hours and hours - and hours - of audio. And it really satisfies a lot of various things. But at the same time you hit a point where you’re numbly just nodding or wiggling along to feel something. Stay with me. This page feels like a tolerance break. But if a tolerance break had a micro-dose. Even just skimming through, having just joined, it’s a refreshing reminder that there’s so much more than just something to fantasize to. All of the VAs I’ve become enamored with have other creative outlets and other passions they share that remind me of my own creative capabilities. It makes me feel smart again. Anyways, now I’m getting philosophical about my own life and that can get treacherous. But hey thanks. I guess that’s what I mean. Thanks.
toastyy.design
2024-03-22 00:38:12 +0000 UTCAs always, all the ladies said it better than I could. Thanks for sharing your beautiful thoughts with us ❤️ btw: I am unreasonably in love with the D&D joke. I could paint it on my wall. 😂 Makes me smile everytime I read it 🥰
panting_melting_swooning
2024-03-11 07:29:06 +0000 UTCBaby I just hope you hydrated and took some ibuprofen before calling it a night ❤️
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-03-11 02:27:53 +0000 UTCMJ
2024-03-10 21:22:57 +0000 UTCI’ve told 3 friends about audio erotica and while their first reaction is always “what the fuck are you talking about,” I’m 3/3 for converting them. While ignorance can sting, especially regarding something we (you) work so incredibly hard at, it doesn’t always come from a place of condescension. You’re changing lives, and maybe one day she’ll remember that guy she met while drunk who does audio erotica and it’ll change her life too.
samrassic park
2024-03-10 16:43:14 +0000 UTCThank you for sharing your thoughts, words, and presence here. What you do matters but, of utmost importance, you matter. You’re a weaver of words which have an alchemical reaction in those of us who listen to them or read them. Is that reaction “horniness”? That’s dependent on the listener/reader. I could go off on a tangent here about the science behind sound and its impact on the parasympathetic nervous system, but just know that your words, matched with your voice and how you’ve presented your humanity here and in your recordings, make you, above all, a storyteller. Rather than gathering around a fire like the people who created Venus of Willendorf, or going to the theater like the ancient Greeks did, we’re gathering around apps and websites. Note: this is pre-coffee and after the stupid clocks did us dirty last night, so apologies if this makes zero sense.
V
2024-03-10 16:14:34 +0000 UTCThose who are careless with words do not deserve the beauty they can weave—in our minds, in our hearts, in the way we share it with the world. Expression in every, any, format is a gift from the author. I’m happy you have the space here to share, and for us to enjoy.
Eliza Jane
2024-03-10 14:00:59 +0000 UTCY'all are *incredibly* kind. I am consistently blown away by y'all. Headed back home this morning to try to fit that Tuesday drop. Many thanks 💜
Ray Purchase
2024-03-10 13:27:25 +0000 UTCYour words have impact. And not just between our thighs. 💕
bkrubies
2024-03-10 12:55:43 +0000 UTCI very much enjoy your written musings - beer with friends or not.
Vanessa
2024-03-10 11:29:35 +0000 UTC
