Mrs. S
Added 2024-03-08 18:10:33 +0000 UTCTwo things that keep happening.
1/one/won - I set out to make longer audios and keep finishing early (ba-dum CHA!!)
B/2/Secondly - I go in with one in mind and out pops another
The first one on said list is coming along. The second, however, is my privilege.
There's a training module for an old client - 54 slides of the driest, vanilla corporate jargon you've ever heard. Anyway, you go here and I'll go there and then we'll meet up when I'm on the train to [redacted] this weekend.
This one feels the most real to me so far. Could be because I grew up in the suburbs where many live in danger of being pounced on by a wild cougar posing as domestic housecat. Maybe there's some truth in there too - I mean, who can remember EVERY party in EVERY gated community.
*hums a royalty-free/no-copyright diddy*
Comments
As I'm pretty certain I'm at least 10 years or so older than you this one ticked all my boxes. Thank you Doc.
La Dama
2024-03-09 04:45:40 +0000 UTCP. S. In the 70s, we called those swizzle sticks. I mean, my grandparents did, I was a child and did not have any swizzle sticks. (haha, wait, I actually did, because my grandparents had an actual bar in their apartment and I was fascinated by the mixing glass full of them.)
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-03-09 04:02:56 +0000 UTCDOC. You did NOT just do that. My god, man. I will need at minimum three business days to start being CLOSE to normal. (this is perfect, you're perfect, please never change.) In short, oh, no, I'm in love again đ
Margaret Peffy Margie Maggie
2024-03-09 04:00:08 +0000 UTCHahahha welcome!
Ray Purchase
2024-03-08 22:58:17 +0000 UTCI listened on my stupid lunch walk for my stupid health. This put a slink in my step. This was amazing. I like a sub who gets that bossy demanding thing at key moments. Also gin & soda is such a suburban mom drink. I laughed at it because I have at least 3 close friends who drink those (Iâm a bourbon girl).
The Lady Is A Tramp
2024-03-08 22:03:04 +0000 UTCWell thanks for this - I choose to believe Iâm now Jennifer Coolidge. This is my delulu and nothing can change it. Age me up 20 years idc lol
siesta_maven
2024-03-08 21:50:57 +0000 UTCSo I have to ask since this is giving Stiflerâs mom from American Pie vibesâŠis the S in Mrs. S based on Steven Stiflerâs mother? If so, thatâs ah-mazing!! Would that make you âŠFinch? {Do you even have any idea wtf Iâm talking about? You said you were born in the later 80âs so youâre not that much younger than meâŠIâd think youâd know that classic.} Posed same question on Quinn but thought itâd be more likely to be answered here. đ
IndyMndy
2024-03-08 21:47:01 +0000 UTCAlright I gave in to the chaos. đ€Ł The suffocating with thighs is killing me. đ
Gaia
2024-03-08 21:17:21 +0000 UTCYou used the word plebeian? You used the word plebeian. JFC. You really could read a dictionary and singlehandedly boost vocabularies wherever you went.
V
2024-03-08 20:41:32 +0000 UTCYouâre gonna LOVE Tomâs drop today
MJ
2024-03-08 20:41:12 +0000 UTCSigh. Since itâs International Womenâs Day, my firm booked me for a full day of speaking/networking/photo ops and then a big stupid dinner and drinks situation and I HATE this corporate glad-handing bullshit and wearing a damn suit all day but it comes with the territory. Now my biggest whine about the whole thing is that I donât get to listen to this until way later. Also, if I heard your voice on any of our training modules I would pass the fuck out.
sleepykitten13
2024-03-08 20:32:36 +0000 UTCI too love me a little bougie, unnecessary bar wear from Etsy. I just bought a beautiful cocktail shaker set. I am pretty excited that I no longer have to use the gatorade water bottle that I removed from the âgym water bottleâ rotation as my cocktail shaker. If I donât cover the mouthpiece juuusst right when I shake it, it sprays everywhere. So I guess maybe it was a necessary purchase after all. And I got it engraved with a VâŠMrs. Vđđ€
IndyMndy
2024-03-08 19:55:41 +0000 UTC1/one/won and B/2/Secondly are 100% going in every instructional email I send at work now. I laughed way to hard at that
Toasty
2024-03-08 19:47:02 +0000 UTCSoooooâŠmy (adult) sonâs friends call me Mrs. VâŠ. I kinda love it now.
IndyMndy
2024-03-08 19:34:43 +0000 UTC
