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🥨 Sober #EP 78 - Snacks

🥨 Sober #EP 78 - Snacks

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The Antz v Bugs Life discussion gave me cancer. I loved it.

Spaghetti Man

Darcy just has a lack of willpower

UchihaBax

“what’re they gonna do, hit me?” motherfuckers when i’m changing the radio and not watching the crosswalk: 🫟

Biggest Mike

He’ll never know because Chads just gonna grab jellybeans

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

He did let other people handle themselves, now the office is full of trash food. Just be an adult. eat right. Lol

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Control the group? Who is he Charles Manson?

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Next episode, Chad and Darcy take a health test. The proof is in the pudding and the pudding is in Chad’s Costco cart.

Obi-Wan komeblowmi

Can you provide a scoring table for the whole team?

Chungus Khan

I would love sober.shop pass for my birthday

Jesse

Darcy needs help locking in

Thrash4Cash

Beast cock

I Made e621

caught on 89

megan

cmon let Darcy encourage healthy habits in the office

Clara

aint nothin lowkey about it haha

BennyDead

Darcy valid for wanting healthy food

Noah

darcy is lowkey autistic

poopybutthole

The fact US grog is different is ruining my night

Seth Miller

can we get a game show episode where you all wear matching hats ?

lily sprinkles

In Guam

Bone Man

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAD MARIO DDR I WISH I STILL HAD THAT CAUSE PRETTY SURE ITS RARE AF

DEZdispenser

I was wondering what Max meant when he asked for the "No Darcy Box" when playing Tower Fall. Drop dat Costco Vlog Darply

Kasedia

Chad need nut inside Darcy? Ok?

Kevin Steelflex

Darcy rage baiting everyone 😭

Jose

darcy open a waffle house mate

P Diddy's Party Planner

“TOUGH SHIT DEEP FRY AN APPLE”😂

Dawson Haas

haha I was like "why these mofos wearing hoodies and shit" but then I remembered, they dont live in Texas. Im boiling over here n shit.

Nash

Darcy is trying to control the group he just needs self control

Vlad Moore

Big Darcy L just control yourself brotha let other people handle themselves

Jack Noire

I used to play the shit out of the Open Season game on PS2.

Tristan Cunningham

kiwis are fucking delicious to snack on yall need some kiwis in the office

Marko

I get where Darcy is coming from because I’m the type of person who can easily abstain from junk food when it isn’t around me, I won’t miss it, but if it’s there I will indeed have a nibble. Portion control is really the only way to have the best of all worlds. Also we’re not going to forget the handshake, give us the Costco vlog.

Bearnaise

I think Darcy over thinks a lot, there's some things in the vids that he thinks need to change and have changed, where it was okay because part of the humor from the vids is the disorganization. And he might have a hard time with sarcasm, like you guys say something sarcastic about him and you can tell he takes it seriously. Has Darcy taken an autism test? I'm an audio listener. I commented this on the audio vid too but you guys are racist towards the audio listeners. "Look at this" bro I fuckin can't (audio listener)

Kyle Jahnke

Did scott always have a giga chad like chin

Kevin Steelflex

I luv Darcy he’s gorgeous

BRU DDA

I cannot wait for the Costco vlog!

Goomba1280

I agree with Darcy

Rezzy

I get what you mean Darcy I struggle with self control too and used to be a fat cunt but you can't dictate other peoples diet, you just gotta lock in and not give in to the sugar demons whispering in your ear

Holden

14:05 bro did scott unintentionally do an Edp impression 😂

ItMeGog

I feel like out of the 4 of them, Darcy is the only neurotypical. He seems too comfortable tbh, sleeping in the office and now asking the whole crew to change their diets to match his ideals. What I would do is just lead by example and ask if there's a budget for a Fruitbox subscription.

lettuce eyes

Darc gives of the vibes of being autistic and not seeing reason with eating something unhealthy when you should obviously eat the healthy aternative. Chad just Manic, he fr got big ideas all the time but they don't always follow through. Both respectable blokes🤝

Shoney

ROBOTS (2005) REFERENCE LEETTSSS GOOOO

Joe Mama

GOG ENGLAND NOW PLEASE

Aodhan Dunican

My respect for Darcy went up by 20 basis points afther this episode. He’s now my favourite member

Rune O

the simpsons game on xbox 360 was the best game i ever played as a kid

Marko

"Too much people have too much faith in the rule of law but no respect for the laws of nature" is the hardest shit anyone has ever said about traffic collisions. thank you scott.

Marko

How was it ?!

Sammy

finally got grog today after watching you guys for 20 years. awesome.

corinth

Cold Ones brings great joy to my life

giosng

ur great tho darbly ur lowkey hella epic

Dillosauras

darcy while i usually agree with you, the answer is not removing all the unhealthy stuff, scogg is right u need to just not eat it. but i do understand where ur comin from that it makes it hard but nothing worth doin is easy

Dillosauras

ROBOTS! Goated film. Darcy once again with his Based and goated opinions. Give the man a pay rise

IRLPsy

No way they are all ready and sat down from the start?!?!?!

IRLPsy

The irony that they said nintendo should do more monkey stuff with the fact there is a new donkey kong coming out tommorow is crazy 🤫

Zift

I have brain aids

Luke Just

I lost brain cells within 3 minutes

Luke Just

I would love a cosco run!

Sebbe Loré

Chad is definitely a part of the 60% of people who belive that they are above average at driving

Chines

i want to give darcy 20 fruits

Thing

"These fucking idiots from the Middle East" - Scott Shirt, 2025

cheri

super mario bros wii PLEASE...

sam

can yall please play the wii mario kart / mario party / all those good wii games. wii era was so peak

sam

I cant wait to see Darcys reaction when he sees they sell apples and bananas at Costco

Jayden

Darcy on that Michelle Obama shit

Jayden

Darcy you fat retard

Brett

chad looking skinny as always

Tara

Why not just put a separate minifridge for Darcy with healthy shit

JimmyBalls

Chad is a fat retard omg

Epic 9001

dont fall for the woke agenda max, keep growing your hair out

Gordie

i painted my office in dulux "fat retard", really calming

zoov

#BRINGBACKSCOTTLONGHAIR

blossomisidro

diddy kong did it

zoov

three minutes into the podcast, and I'm already cracking up.

Ganon

Darcy's gym bag 🤮🍌

lettuce eyes

Aw hell yeah. I love how frequent these uploads are.

lettuce eyes

Bald Darcy

Bald Darcy

Pop tarts?

Setzeurna


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