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Border Security’s Craziest Busts: Watch With Us!

Toady on patreon, we dive into the Aussie classic series Border Security to watch some of the most unbelievable moments from this iconic show.

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Border Security’s Craziest Busts: Watch With Us!

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more aussie border security💔

Darcy’s Gym Bag

The reason for the Border Force being arseholes about bring food into the country is: that because Australia's an island any contaminates (viruses; bacteria; mould) on organic matter could spread through the country, the only way to stop it from entering the country are the Border Force being dickheads. In sum it's for the greater good that they are dickheads.

Max Brown

23:39 that woman got mold in her ear, send her to prison

christian hodgdon

Imagine them putting up a video like, "Look at how we protect people" and it's all just harassing random people and accusing them of crimes they didn't commit. Scum

christian hodgdon

M O R E

Zpolika

this was funny - do more now

Anna Farrell

30:17 you didnt blur max insta pic

RisingOblivion

The lady at 1:06:52 kind of looks like chad with a wig

Liam Allbee

bruh shutup im tryna watch the show

Andrew Simmonds

i lost it when the one guy with the parts was talking hes like "well you see it is quantifiably obvious it has been tampered with and this particular adhesive here it is a direct indication of tampering!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TalkShow dotIO

MOAR

Br4mb0

More busting please

Jack Smart

Add shows to the mix of videos

Lucia Loredo

More watch with us vids please oh my god

JayFunk

Let that mf have his shrooms bro

bruh it autumn

“Dont call him that”💀😭

Death

Should watch cops be funny as hell

Death

Lmaoo this was a good episode, should do more shows

Death

Please watch Roseanne 1988, I actually think you guys would get a kick off of it. Get a feel of 80s American low class living

JRGT04

Watch other shows too a

Claudia

Fuckin aye Chinese muhfucka lol

Herb Yang

Beautiful

Abigail

Good series

Tyler

Please watch more shows that was very entertaining

Babesy

watch more border security yea yea thats the shit haha yea #mpregnation

HACHI

Can you guys do this with Bondi Beach

Jake

This was some good shit, this show airs in Finland and it has shaped my view of Australian culture, you guys are a bunch of legends

Santeri Tuominen

I loved this episode. Please do more of this

Danica

This was hilarious, would love to see more of this but don’t stop the gaming videos!

Joe

More of this

Brandon

I used to watch this show when I was younger with my mum. It made me think that basically that I cannot bring anything into Australia

Daniel Williams

more!

Epic 9001

Plagerize more this is great

Saiyanboss27

1:10:32 the captions, darcy did NOT say that LOL

callumg2904

More of both, the more parasocial the better

PublicTransport

When you guys doing the episode on the art that you commissioned

Owen Davies

This show cooked

John Beckman

shows yes video games no

13drake60

dnt stop the sober cast tho, if possible :O main channel vids, sober, and an occasional watch party seems like the one for patreon, well unless you do you with games :) thats still cozy af

Burt

bang bang chicken

Burt

holy shit watch more, everyweek 2 hours BANG BANG CHICKEN

Burt

I just paid 5

Christopher Garcia

My name freg

olly ruggier

do strangest addictions from TLC!! Boys…that would be fucking hilarious to watch!! love you guys!!

Merri Porro

More slop please, perfect for eating dinner with

Gunk

Please watch fat families

Nathan Skyrme

More please i will give darcy $20

Luke Just

new sober pls

shitdick

perfect blunt rolling content

Oliver Williams

Cold ones is always main monitor content

Christian Barraza

Finally, Chinese Tea. This is briliant, would love to see more

James Gleeson

This is exactly the parasocial kind of content I'm subscribed for. Hella entertaining, keep these coming!

Alexander Wittich

More please, perfect second monitor content.

KonkeyDong

Vietnamese Thanos

Ricky Shivak

more of this and bring the vietnamese queen with purple thanos as a celebrity guest

mel

Need to have a single chair so Darcy isn’t sat on the floor

Luke Tornai

border security goated

vMasterp

I enjoyed this and would welcome similar vids.

shitdick

more Border Security I beg

souppretzel

More of this + subtitles of the video they’re watching!!

Cess / Matt

Yess please keep plagiarizing kings 👑

Jack Noire

more border security this was good

jaheembruh

More of this and similar please

catcrasher

Play more Mario party of longer length!

Rach

Come dine with me pls

ringwormtingz

border security

Shit McAssFuck

You got to do more of these

ZachTEW

this is fucking awesome

Jan Godlewski

toady

knob globber 5500

Get the CEO assassin on the podcast

Tyler McAuliffe

more border security 🍻

Biggest Mike

this was a lot of fun! please do more of these!!

Carlos Fernandes

please do more of this

Jonas

this

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

🙌

Tish

we ain’t even halfway into the month and they’ve posted 3 exclusive videos bro 😭

Infinite Scorpion Monster

More of this shit 😫😫😫😫

Cash Jones

That lady brought herpes to Melbourne 😱 Watch out Chad!

Joe Hubard

Would love more of this

Zander Small

this or video games? why not both? video game vid one week react the next

steph anie

please more of this

ludwigetc

stupid fun i enjoyed it

BHbanshee

Imma need a part 2 lads

ThotDog

More shows!

Anna Wade

More shows!

Kila Mara

As a Bri’ish I think the traces of drugs are genetic at this point

Ben Sausman

100k a month from patreon alone and the best they can do is 1 video a month for reaction content 😭

Bananaba Mes

Loved it, more please :D

hansjo

Watch Gordon Ramsay hotel hell

Niko

Do Border Wars Mexico or any Mexican Border Shows on Max!

Anime4Life

👆

IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

chinese

Mattias Gustafsson

You guys have gotta watch Bar Rescue it’s very funny

DirectorInc

This actually goes hard

Roast_Hweef

this shi bussin!

Virtual Boi

i want to give darcy 20 dollars

Thing

THIS IS GREAT DO THIS MORE I AM A PATREON SUPPORTER AND I LOVE THIS CONTENT

RinzeKing04

yeah do more of this kings

DerkudosYT

This Shi go hard. More

I_HURLS

1:02:52 Love that reference. Democracy manifest guy 😂

AuzzieAnxiety

omg james white jumpscare!!!!

Dalziel

More o dis plz

Ben Crawford

I agree that was hilarious

Ryguy

More Aussie stuff

Peter Bobylev

I could literally watch you guys react to anything

Takashi tamogoshi

More of this, was funny as hell

Jarod Scanlon

I love this 😆

Steven Cabrera

Do more reactions to these Aussie shows!

jack-debug

We have this Border Security show in New Zealand, but this added commentary made it 200% more entertaining, thank you guys

Andrew Matheson

Why does it matter if they can afford it or not? Is this an Aussie thing?

Kyle Conlon

The absolute laziest content ever. And I love it. This is fire

Sebbe Loré

More of this !!!

Leonardo

Do more stuff like this for sure

Collin

DO MORE PLS

Josh Bowman

I love border security! please do more of these!!!!!

Erna

wait i like dis

im chines(outh korean)e

Yo when Japan vlogs droppinng

Halal Is This Halal?

Do bondi beach

TJ

PLS REACT TO TLC 😭🙏

DeathCart

Its pretty goof want more

DeathCart

30:00 lmao at all of Max’s AI creations 💀 this vid was lit

CaptainTrips

more shows!!!!

Stephen Mosberg

WATCH MORE

lindsay T

please do more border security!

Sebastian Larsson

Very funny more plz

Sasahi

play chained together again

cornz

would love to watch more of this. But yall should throw in some variety too like nightclub bouncer show, aussie cop shows, or like some National Geographic shit

Capo

MORE OF THIS

Haydn taylor

Do more, it's so funny

Daniel 47

cold ones bukakke next

mel

Or down for love

Mr.Teashore

Love on the spectrum next

Mr.Teashore

good

SpiralObsession

Sippin on Lebron James Hennessy with a joint oh scott this is main monitor content

SlippedFlex

Cooking a ham in the oven right now

Costco pizza

Another banger from the grog squad

Peyton Patrick

Let the revolution begin! I’ll join the cold ones army

Matt

Yo Chad at 28:32 thinks he’s Johnny Silverhand or somethin

Matt

border security👍

sandels69

Loved this!

strivingforcomets

this goog

Luca Eusebi

personally, i'm all about that border force life ya feel, gimme more

SAM MITCHELL

Both

Saylor Hazy

Great vid

Aaron Phillips

Cold one patreon turning into side+ !?

Veeti

cold ones circle jerk only $5 a month

Jake

100% Agree with all decisions in this video

Aidan Criddle

do more of this for sure

varst

MORE Border Patrol

Joseph Sapper

Can you watch superwog next time please

Vovchik

Love this plz do more

Hans Kruger

darcy just sitting on the fkn floor x

Lulu K

Toady was a good ady

Bone Man

lets go with some more border patrol

Michael Horsfield

This was better then games

Choke

do more of these i fw em

guruguru

now watch porn for a patreon video

Shamus

I Love Australia Bonder Controll. But next vid darcy Execution Vid?

Kadir N.

man im croatian and this chick is just using the classic croatian con-artist crying emoji face i stg

hexofvyse_

Never would have known about this show were it not for you boys, watch more Aussie TV.

Joshua Troiani

watch more shows lets plays are so old news bro

June

Yes! Do more of these!

Erin Steele

Low key I heavy fucked with the border security. Got the private Patreon watch party with the boys kinda vibe

Colby Jones

why are they euros

June

this was funny

Ethan Munro

now this is the content ive been waiting for

June

i lost a tub Gamer Supps to boarder, fuckers still have it

Callum O'Mara

Literally do the entire show's run for patreon and im turning up

Check748

please

2004 Subaru WRX STI

Fs more of this

Ollie Robinson

To Catch A Predator would be hilarious!

Ant Sheerin

Border Ones!

Ant Sheerin

border security hype

chuk_e_chese

shit was funny af, should do RBT and guess if theyre over or under XD

Lachlan Gherashe

Is this really that hard? to sit in a room and watch Videos for us to enjoy? thanks for the upload.

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

Watch more border security. This is pure Aussie kino

rghv

Buy grogs not drugs

Konrad Foxhill

👆

IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

For sure main monitor content 👌

Logan Cusano

More border force australia 👌🏻

damongraham95

Better content than the sober podcast ya sily dinguses; and chad adding max to cold ones as a permanent host was probably one of the best decisions; please keep this stuff up. You have millions of people that love all of you, maybe even bring darcy's and scott's goofy side more out.

Names Don't Matter

I was going to watch this on my main monitor but chad said it's second monitor so there it goes. All jokes aside I really like this please make more

Jojo

Get Darcy a chair

Bob Ross

But yes more of this and also To Catch a Predator

Tre Pell

It me gog

Sweettie

You guys should do a gay porn watch a long

Jesus Gonzalez

Thanks boys that was entertaining, definitely more of this

Kari Kalliojärvi

I like this content!!

breakingbad3500

I actually feel bad for the Croatian lady.

Kozy

Bro that show stresses me tf out; im travelling in Melbourne rn without drugs n shit had me stressed about what if I someone snorted coke of my phone or sum shit😭

Bea

I unironically like react content. More would be good

Bobbles

nah bc more of this PLEASE, react content is the ultimate stim content <3

Blunt

This is the premium content I pay for

ryn_239

This was good lol

Michael

I like how they have Darcy on the floor like a gremlin

Pedro Rodriguez

I wanna watch some of Max’s craziest busts…. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down 🫣

Gus Donnelly

i would love to see the boys watch bluey and do a tier list of the episodes

Seriously Sammy

chad pointing to china while talking about thailand is funny

Khaan

Do this but with a zaza blunt

bluntsmoke

also how has chad taken several drinks while still chewing?

Outkast

Love the cold ones crew the chewing is for sure annoying once everyone starts eating but great episode besides that (i understand i have an issue with chewing noises)

Outkast

Asian mfs try not to bring food to another country challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

ThotSlayah

60% reality tv 20% commentary 20% asmr chewing

Jayden

Max eating really tops this one off boys

B Clark

Made me fard my pants

Fisher H

Jimmy Beast

Khaan

Finally Chinese cold ones

Juice

finally, chinese mushrooms

Jake Watts

These guys have such a great chemistry that I could watch them do almost anything

Tano123

pawpcawn type shit

Saliva Ghost

Why Max got bowling shoes on? Lol

Pan Flute Skeleton

Yo ive already seen this episode, can we skip to the next one please

Koster

Finally, they caught James White

Kari Kalliojärvi

Im so cooked bro, ill literally watch these guys do anything

Tre Pell

Hell yeah

PoBunny

finally

zackydacky

Didn’t know this had a Australian version. Only watched the Canada version

poppy

Early fella

Robert Uballe

we need more butthole content i came here for holes

queenofdabs

darcy i yearn for you

Mallory Middleton

my love darcy

honeycherryvanillaberry

perfect to preroll spliffs to

James Ryder

Damn, i can't finish my project car cause uhhhh border control took my coke lubricated pistions. Damn

Doug Ellwood

Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!

Costco pizza

Extend mr yeast

Goaty

Just in time for food, thanks for the gout

pra

guys be like border

dawn


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