Border Security’s Craziest Busts: Watch With Us!
Added 2024-12-09 02:19:55 +0000 UTC
Toady on patreon, we dive into the Aussie classic series Border Security to watch some of the most unbelievable moments from this iconic show.
Edited by Bozi
more aussie border security💔
Darcy’s Gym Bag
2025-04-24 07:04:13 +0000 UTC
The reason for the Border Force being arseholes about bring food into the country is: that because Australia's an island any contaminates (viruses; bacteria; mould) on organic matter could spread through the country, the only way to stop it from entering the country are the Border Force being dickheads. In sum it's for the greater good that they are dickheads.
Max Brown
2025-04-20 03:09:56 +0000 UTC
23:39 that woman got mold in her ear, send her to prison
christian hodgdon
2025-01-25 18:38:26 +0000 UTC
Imagine them putting up a video like, "Look at how we protect people" and it's all just harassing random people and accusing them of crimes they didn't commit. Scum
christian hodgdon
2025-01-25 18:18:21 +0000 UTC
M
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Zpolika
2025-01-23 22:41:50 +0000 UTC
this was funny - do more now
Anna Farrell
2025-01-20 00:23:37 +0000 UTC
30:17 you didnt blur max insta pic
RisingOblivion
2025-01-17 10:16:25 +0000 UTC
The lady at 1:06:52 kind of looks like chad with a wig
Liam Allbee
2025-01-16 21:48:29 +0000 UTC
bruh shutup im tryna watch the show
Andrew Simmonds
2025-01-16 20:22:09 +0000 UTC
i lost it when the one guy with the parts was talking hes like "well you see it is quantifiably obvious it has been tampered with and this particular adhesive here it is a direct indication of tampering!" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TalkShow dotIO
2025-01-14 00:01:26 +0000 UTC
MOAR
Br4mb0
2025-01-12 20:26:07 +0000 UTC
More busting please
Jack Smart
2025-01-11 19:07:25 +0000 UTC
Add shows to the mix of videos
Lucia Loredo
2025-01-08 23:01:22 +0000 UTC
More watch with us vids please oh my god
JayFunk
2025-01-08 22:48:57 +0000 UTC
Let that mf have his shrooms bro
bruh it autumn
2025-01-07 16:26:45 +0000 UTC
“Dont call him that”💀😭
Death
2025-01-07 01:45:35 +0000 UTC
Should watch cops be funny as hell
Death
2025-01-07 01:27:06 +0000 UTC
Lmaoo this was a good episode, should do more shows
Death
2025-01-07 01:15:12 +0000 UTC
Please watch Roseanne 1988, I actually think you guys would get a kick off of it. Get a feel of 80s American low class living
JRGT04
2025-01-06 05:48:39 +0000 UTC
Watch other shows too a
Claudia
2025-01-05 10:53:13 +0000 UTC
Fuckin aye Chinese muhfucka lol
Herb Yang
2025-01-04 23:10:31 +0000 UTC
Beautiful
Abigail
2025-01-04 21:07:39 +0000 UTC
Good series
Tyler
2025-01-04 19:47:07 +0000 UTC
Please watch more shows that was very entertaining
Babesy
2025-01-02 23:19:32 +0000 UTC
watch more border security yea yea thats the shit haha yea #mpregnation
HACHI
2025-01-02 22:12:16 +0000 UTC
Can you guys do this with Bondi Beach
Jake
2025-01-02 19:45:58 +0000 UTC
This was some good shit, this show airs in Finland and it has shaped my view of Australian culture, you guys are a bunch of legends
Santeri Tuominen
2024-12-29 09:06:20 +0000 UTC
I loved this episode. Please do more of this
Danica
2024-12-24 05:31:22 +0000 UTC
This was hilarious, would love to see more of this but don’t stop the gaming videos!
Joe
2024-12-22 00:40:12 +0000 UTC
More of this
Brandon
2024-12-21 03:34:55 +0000 UTC
I used to watch this show when I was younger with my mum. It made me think that basically that I cannot bring anything into Australia
Daniel Williams
2024-12-21 00:37:51 +0000 UTC
more!
Epic 9001
2024-12-19 02:28:23 +0000 UTC
Plagerize more this is great
Saiyanboss27
2024-12-17 20:46:14 +0000 UTC
1:10:32 the captions, darcy did NOT say that LOL
callumg2904
2024-12-17 20:27:28 +0000 UTC
More of both, the more parasocial the better
PublicTransport
2024-12-16 22:04:25 +0000 UTC
When you guys doing the episode on the art that you commissioned
Owen Davies
2024-12-16 20:14:25 +0000 UTC
This show cooked
John Beckman
2024-12-16 04:23:59 +0000 UTC
shows yes video games no
13drake60
2024-12-16 03:57:13 +0000 UTC
dnt stop the sober cast tho, if possible :O main channel vids, sober, and an occasional watch party seems like the one for patreon, well unless you do you with games :) thats still cozy af
Burt
2024-12-16 03:35:27 +0000 UTC
bang bang chicken
Burt
2024-12-16 03:33:32 +0000 UTC
holy shit watch more, everyweek 2 hours BANG BANG CHICKEN
Burt
2024-12-16 03:33:20 +0000 UTC
I just paid 5
Christopher Garcia
2024-12-16 01:33:10 +0000 UTC
My name freg
olly ruggier
2024-12-15 16:58:43 +0000 UTC
do strangest addictions from TLC!! Boys…that would be fucking hilarious to watch!! love you guys!!
Merri Porro
2024-12-15 14:50:56 +0000 UTC
More slop please, perfect for eating dinner with
Gunk
2024-12-15 02:52:58 +0000 UTC
Please watch fat families
Nathan Skyrme
2024-12-14 10:31:12 +0000 UTC
More please i will give darcy $20
Luke Just
2024-12-14 10:13:39 +0000 UTC
new sober pls
shitdick
2024-12-14 01:50:42 +0000 UTC
perfect blunt rolling content
Oliver Williams
2024-12-14 00:54:39 +0000 UTC
Cold ones is always main monitor content
Christian Barraza
2024-12-13 23:42:05 +0000 UTC
Finally, Chinese Tea. This is briliant, would love to see more
James Gleeson
2024-12-13 22:37:47 +0000 UTC
This is exactly the parasocial kind of content I'm subscribed for.
Hella entertaining, keep these coming!
Alexander Wittich
2024-12-13 10:55:49 +0000 UTC
More please, perfect second monitor content.
KonkeyDong
2024-12-12 23:00:06 +0000 UTC
Vietnamese Thanos
Ricky Shivak
2024-12-12 22:49:09 +0000 UTC
more of this and bring the vietnamese queen with purple thanos as a celebrity guest
mel
2024-12-12 22:12:12 +0000 UTC
Need to have a single chair so Darcy isn’t sat on the floor
Luke Tornai
2024-12-12 19:14:25 +0000 UTC
border security goated
vMasterp
2024-12-12 17:14:23 +0000 UTC
I enjoyed this and would welcome similar vids.
shitdick
2024-12-12 12:44:43 +0000 UTC
more Border Security I beg
souppretzel
2024-12-12 10:04:45 +0000 UTC
More of this + subtitles of the video they’re watching!!
Cess / Matt
2024-12-12 09:05:54 +0000 UTC
Yess please keep plagiarizing kings 👑
Jack Noire
2024-12-12 05:28:05 +0000 UTC
more border security this was good
jaheembruh
2024-12-12 04:38:01 +0000 UTC
More of this and similar please
catcrasher
2024-12-12 03:00:24 +0000 UTC
Play more Mario party of longer length!
Rach
2024-12-12 02:54:41 +0000 UTC
Come dine with me pls
ringwormtingz
2024-12-12 02:17:38 +0000 UTC
border security
Shit McAssFuck
2024-12-12 00:22:00 +0000 UTC
You got to do more of these
ZachTEW
2024-12-12 00:08:35 +0000 UTC
this is fucking awesome
Jan Godlewski
2024-12-11 20:47:19 +0000 UTC
toady
knob globber 5500
2024-12-11 20:16:29 +0000 UTC
Get the CEO assassin on the podcast
Tyler McAuliffe
2024-12-11 17:54:06 +0000 UTC
more border security 🍻
Biggest Mike
2024-12-11 17:38:15 +0000 UTC
this was a lot of fun! please do more of these!!
Carlos Fernandes
2024-12-11 14:46:16 +0000 UTC
please do more of this
Jonas
2024-12-11 14:15:16 +0000 UTC
this
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
2024-12-11 09:41:43 +0000 UTC
🙌
Tish
2024-12-11 09:13:45 +0000 UTC
we ain’t even halfway into the month and they’ve posted 3 exclusive videos bro 😭
Infinite Scorpion Monster
2024-12-11 08:14:20 +0000 UTC
More of this shit 😫😫😫😫
Cash Jones
2024-12-11 05:23:58 +0000 UTC
That lady brought herpes to Melbourne 😱 Watch out Chad!
Joe Hubard
2024-12-11 04:50:31 +0000 UTC
Would love more of this
Zander Small
2024-12-11 02:35:09 +0000 UTC
this or video games? why not both? video game vid one week react the next
steph anie
2024-12-11 01:45:31 +0000 UTC
please more of this
ludwigetc
2024-12-10 23:20:09 +0000 UTC
stupid fun i enjoyed it
BHbanshee
2024-12-10 22:17:48 +0000 UTC
Imma need a part 2 lads
ThotDog
2024-12-10 21:51:38 +0000 UTC
More shows!
Anna Wade
2024-12-10 21:03:16 +0000 UTC
More shows!
Kila Mara
2024-12-10 20:52:19 +0000 UTC
As a Bri’ish I think the traces of drugs are genetic at this point
Ben Sausman
2024-12-10 19:33:14 +0000 UTC
100k a month from patreon alone and the best they can do is 1 video a month for reaction content 😭
Bananaba Mes
2024-12-10 19:16:26 +0000 UTC
Loved it, more please :D
hansjo
2024-12-10 19:09:25 +0000 UTC
Watch Gordon Ramsay hotel hell
Niko
2024-12-10 18:52:26 +0000 UTC
Do Border Wars Mexico or any Mexican Border Shows on Max!
Anime4Life
2024-12-10 17:07:56 +0000 UTC
👆
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
2024-12-10 17:07:54 +0000 UTC
chinese
Mattias Gustafsson
2024-12-10 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
You guys have gotta watch Bar Rescue it’s very funny
DirectorInc
2024-12-10 15:27:55 +0000 UTC
This actually goes hard
Roast_Hweef
2024-12-10 14:28:01 +0000 UTC
this shi bussin!
Virtual Boi
2024-12-10 13:56:10 +0000 UTC
i want to give darcy 20 dollars
Thing
2024-12-10 13:53:04 +0000 UTC
THIS IS GREAT DO THIS MORE I AM A PATREON SUPPORTER AND I LOVE THIS CONTENT
RinzeKing04
2024-12-10 12:35:35 +0000 UTC
yeah do more of this kings
DerkudosYT
2024-12-10 12:19:35 +0000 UTC
This Shi go hard. More
I_HURLS
2024-12-10 11:15:18 +0000 UTC
1:02:52 Love that reference. Democracy manifest guy 😂
AuzzieAnxiety
2024-12-10 10:57:56 +0000 UTC
omg james white jumpscare!!!!
Dalziel
2024-12-10 10:26:27 +0000 UTC
More o dis plz
Ben Crawford
2024-12-10 10:22:31 +0000 UTC
I agree that was hilarious
Ryguy
2024-12-10 08:57:41 +0000 UTC
More Aussie stuff
Peter Bobylev
2024-12-10 08:50:33 +0000 UTC
I could literally watch you guys react to anything
Takashi tamogoshi
2024-12-10 08:15:53 +0000 UTC
More of this, was funny as hell
Jarod Scanlon
2024-12-10 07:47:41 +0000 UTC
I love this 😆
Steven Cabrera
2024-12-10 07:40:41 +0000 UTC
Do more reactions to these Aussie shows!
jack-debug
2024-12-10 07:29:22 +0000 UTC
We have this Border Security show in New Zealand, but this added commentary made it 200% more entertaining, thank you guys
Andrew Matheson
2024-12-10 06:50:13 +0000 UTC
Why does it matter if they can afford it or not? Is this an Aussie thing?
Kyle Conlon
2024-12-10 06:36:46 +0000 UTC
The absolute laziest content ever. And I love it. This is fire
Sebbe Loré
2024-12-10 06:33:34 +0000 UTC
More of this !!!
Leonardo
2024-12-10 05:22:32 +0000 UTC
Do more stuff like this for sure
Collin
2024-12-10 04:19:45 +0000 UTC
DO MORE PLS
Josh Bowman
2024-12-10 03:57:04 +0000 UTC
I love border security! please do more of these!!!!!
Erna
2024-12-10 03:53:53 +0000 UTC
wait i like dis
im chines(outh korean)e
2024-12-10 01:52:29 +0000 UTC
Yo when Japan vlogs droppinng
Halal Is This Halal?
2024-12-10 01:49:49 +0000 UTC
Do bondi beach
TJ
2024-12-10 01:26:44 +0000 UTC
PLS REACT TO TLC 😭🙏
DeathCart
2024-12-10 00:54:17 +0000 UTC
Its pretty goof want more
DeathCart
2024-12-10 00:46:18 +0000 UTC
30:00 lmao at all of Max’s AI creations 💀 this vid was lit
CaptainTrips
2024-12-10 00:34:09 +0000 UTC
more shows!!!!
Stephen Mosberg
2024-12-10 00:30:02 +0000 UTC
WATCH MORE
lindsay T
2024-12-09 23:02:19 +0000 UTC
please do more border security!
Sebastian Larsson
2024-12-09 22:32:09 +0000 UTC
Very funny more plz
Sasahi
2024-12-09 21:50:24 +0000 UTC
play chained together again
cornz
2024-12-09 21:22:58 +0000 UTC
would love to watch more of this.
But yall should throw in some variety too
like nightclub bouncer show, aussie cop shows, or like some National Geographic shit
Capo
2024-12-09 21:17:49 +0000 UTC
MORE OF THIS
Haydn taylor
2024-12-09 20:30:47 +0000 UTC
Do more, it's so funny
Daniel 47
2024-12-09 20:30:29 +0000 UTC
cold ones bukakke next
mel
2024-12-09 20:19:53 +0000 UTC
Or down for love
Mr.Teashore
2024-12-09 20:02:44 +0000 UTC
Love on the spectrum next
Mr.Teashore
2024-12-09 20:02:24 +0000 UTC
good
SpiralObsession
2024-12-09 19:43:19 +0000 UTC
Sippin on Lebron James Hennessy with a joint oh scott this is main monitor content
SlippedFlex
2024-12-09 19:36:38 +0000 UTC
Cooking a ham in the oven right now
Costco pizza
2024-12-09 19:27:02 +0000 UTC
Another banger from the grog squad
Peyton Patrick
2024-12-09 19:04:44 +0000 UTC
Let the revolution begin! I’ll join the cold ones army
Matt
2024-12-09 19:04:31 +0000 UTC
Yo Chad at 28:32 thinks he’s Johnny Silverhand or somethin
Matt
2024-12-09 19:04:02 +0000 UTC
border security👍
sandels69
2024-12-09 17:49:27 +0000 UTC
Loved this!
strivingforcomets
2024-12-09 17:44:11 +0000 UTC
this goog
Luca Eusebi
2024-12-09 17:23:32 +0000 UTC
personally, i'm all about that border force life ya feel, gimme more
SAM MITCHELL
2024-12-09 16:59:30 +0000 UTC
Both
Saylor Hazy
2024-12-09 16:55:31 +0000 UTC
Great vid
Aaron Phillips
2024-12-09 16:34:21 +0000 UTC
Cold one patreon turning into side+ !?
Veeti
2024-12-09 16:26:28 +0000 UTC
cold ones circle jerk only $5 a month
Jake
2024-12-09 15:19:29 +0000 UTC
100% Agree with all decisions in this video
Aidan Criddle
2024-12-09 15:14:42 +0000 UTC
do more of this for sure
varst
2024-12-09 15:00:49 +0000 UTC
MORE Border Patrol
Joseph Sapper
2024-12-09 14:59:53 +0000 UTC
Can you watch superwog next time please
Vovchik
2024-12-09 14:54:24 +0000 UTC
Love this plz do more
Hans Kruger
2024-12-09 14:41:08 +0000 UTC
darcy just sitting on the fkn floor x
Lulu K
2024-12-09 13:25:08 +0000 UTC
Toady was a good ady
Bone Man
2024-12-09 13:01:22 +0000 UTC
lets go with some more border patrol
Michael Horsfield
2024-12-09 12:51:26 +0000 UTC
This was better then games
Choke
2024-12-09 12:47:57 +0000 UTC
do more of these i fw em
guruguru
2024-12-09 12:45:37 +0000 UTC
now watch porn for a patreon video
Shamus
2024-12-09 12:36:26 +0000 UTC
I Love Australia Bonder Controll. But next vid darcy Execution Vid?
Kadir N.
2024-12-09 11:46:34 +0000 UTC
man im croatian and this chick is just using the classic croatian con-artist crying emoji face i stg
hexofvyse_
2024-12-09 11:41:15 +0000 UTC
Never would have known about this show were it not for you boys, watch more Aussie TV.
Joshua Troiani
2024-12-09 11:36:57 +0000 UTC
watch more shows lets plays are so old news bro
June
2024-12-09 11:23:56 +0000 UTC
Yes! Do more of these!
Erin Steele
2024-12-09 11:09:17 +0000 UTC
Low key I heavy fucked with the border security. Got the private Patreon watch party with the boys kinda vibe
Colby Jones
2024-12-09 11:01:03 +0000 UTC
why are they euros
June
2024-12-09 10:50:49 +0000 UTC
this was funny
Ethan Munro
2024-12-09 10:29:15 +0000 UTC
now this is the content ive been waiting for
June
2024-12-09 10:10:33 +0000 UTC
i lost a tub Gamer Supps to boarder, fuckers still have it
Callum O'Mara
2024-12-09 10:00:11 +0000 UTC
Literally do the entire show's run for patreon and im turning up
Check748
2024-12-09 09:35:24 +0000 UTC
please
2004 Subaru WRX STI
2024-12-09 09:27:05 +0000 UTC
Fs more of this
Ollie Robinson
2024-12-09 09:26:49 +0000 UTC
To Catch A Predator would be hilarious!
Ant Sheerin
2024-12-09 09:06:15 +0000 UTC
Border Ones!
Ant Sheerin
2024-12-09 09:05:26 +0000 UTC
border security hype
chuk_e_chese
2024-12-09 09:00:33 +0000 UTC
shit was funny af, should do RBT and guess if theyre over or under XD
Lachlan Gherashe
2024-12-09 08:50:07 +0000 UTC
Is this really that hard? to sit in a room and watch Videos for us to enjoy? thanks for the upload.
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner
2024-12-09 08:38:12 +0000 UTC
Watch more border security. This is pure Aussie kino
rghv
2024-12-09 08:37:42 +0000 UTC
Buy grogs not drugs
Konrad Foxhill
2024-12-09 08:26:41 +0000 UTC
👆
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
2024-12-09 08:14:55 +0000 UTC
For sure main monitor content 👌
Logan Cusano
2024-12-09 07:38:35 +0000 UTC
More border force australia 👌🏻
damongraham95
2024-12-09 06:47:03 +0000 UTC
Better content than the sober podcast ya sily dinguses; and chad adding max to cold ones as a permanent host was probably one of the best decisions; please keep this stuff up. You have millions of people that love all of you, maybe even bring darcy's and scott's goofy side more out.
Names Don't Matter
2024-12-09 06:06:56 +0000 UTC
I was going to watch this on my main monitor but chad said it's second monitor so there it goes. All jokes aside I really like this please make more
Jojo
2024-12-09 05:30:57 +0000 UTC
Get Darcy a chair
Bob Ross
2024-12-09 04:59:32 +0000 UTC
But yes more of this and also To Catch a Predator
Tre Pell
2024-12-09 04:54:06 +0000 UTC
It me gog
Sweettie
2024-12-09 04:51:17 +0000 UTC
You guys should do a gay porn watch a long
Jesus Gonzalez
2024-12-09 04:40:29 +0000 UTC
Thanks boys that was entertaining, definitely more of this
Kari Kalliojärvi
2024-12-09 04:27:00 +0000 UTC
I like this content!!
breakingbad3500
2024-12-09 04:25:42 +0000 UTC
I actually feel bad for the Croatian lady.
Kozy
2024-12-09 04:18:54 +0000 UTC
Bro that show stresses me tf out; im travelling in Melbourne rn without drugs n shit had me stressed about what if I someone snorted coke of my phone or sum shit😭
Bea
2024-12-09 04:13:15 +0000 UTC
I unironically like react content. More would be good
Bobbles
2024-12-09 04:11:53 +0000 UTC
nah bc more of this PLEASE, react content is the ultimate stim content <3
Blunt
2024-12-09 04:10:56 +0000 UTC
This is the premium content I pay for
ryn_239
2024-12-09 04:00:25 +0000 UTC
This was good lol
Michael
2024-12-09 03:55:37 +0000 UTC
I like how they have Darcy on the floor like a gremlin
Pedro Rodriguez
2024-12-09 03:51:51 +0000 UTC
I wanna watch some of Max’s craziest busts…. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down 🫣
Gus Donnelly
2024-12-09 03:49:07 +0000 UTC
i would love to see the boys watch bluey and do a tier list of the episodes
Seriously Sammy
2024-12-09 03:45:01 +0000 UTC
chad pointing to china while talking about thailand is funny
Khaan
2024-12-09 03:41:48 +0000 UTC
Do this but with a zaza blunt
bluntsmoke
2024-12-09 03:38:57 +0000 UTC
also how has chad taken several drinks while still chewing?
Outkast
2024-12-09 03:35:16 +0000 UTC
Love the cold ones crew the chewing is for sure annoying once everyone starts eating but great episode besides that (i understand i have an issue with chewing noises)
Outkast
2024-12-09 03:32:57 +0000 UTC
Asian mfs try not to bring food to another country challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
ThotSlayah
2024-12-09 03:23:00 +0000 UTC
60% reality tv 20% commentary 20% asmr chewing
Jayden
2024-12-09 03:10:15 +0000 UTC
Max eating really tops this one off boys
B Clark
2024-12-09 03:05:52 +0000 UTC
Made me fard my pants
Fisher H
2024-12-09 03:00:52 +0000 UTC
Jimmy Beast
Khaan
2024-12-09 03:00:29 +0000 UTC
Finally Chinese cold ones
Juice
2024-12-09 02:58:20 +0000 UTC
finally, chinese mushrooms
Jake Watts
2024-12-09 02:57:34 +0000 UTC
These guys have such a great chemistry that I could watch them do almost anything
Tano123
2024-12-09 02:53:07 +0000 UTC
pawpcawn type shit
Saliva Ghost
2024-12-09 02:52:05 +0000 UTC
Why Max got bowling shoes on? Lol
Pan Flute Skeleton
2024-12-09 02:50:05 +0000 UTC
Yo ive already seen this episode, can we skip to the next one please
Koster
2024-12-09 02:48:10 +0000 UTC
Finally, they caught James White
Kari Kalliojärvi
2024-12-09 02:46:48 +0000 UTC
Im so cooked bro, ill literally watch these guys do anything
Tre Pell
2024-12-09 02:41:38 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah
PoBunny
2024-12-09 02:40:56 +0000 UTC
finally
zackydacky
2024-12-09 02:40:38 +0000 UTC
Didn’t know this had a Australian version. Only watched the Canada version
poppy
2024-12-09 02:40:23 +0000 UTC
Early fella
Robert Uballe
2024-12-09 02:40:21 +0000 UTC
we need more butthole content i came here for holes
queenofdabs
2024-12-09 02:40:19 +0000 UTC
darcy i yearn for you
Mallory Middleton
2024-12-09 02:40:08 +0000 UTC
my love darcy
honeycherryvanillaberry
2024-12-09 02:39:20 +0000 UTC
perfect to preroll spliffs to
James Ryder
2024-12-09 02:38:51 +0000 UTC
Damn, i can't finish my project car cause uhhhh border control took my coke lubricated pistions. Damn
Doug Ellwood
2024-12-09 02:37:22 +0000 UTC
Darcy sitting on the floor oh hell nah!!!
Costco pizza
2024-12-09 02:33:59 +0000 UTC
Extend mr yeast
Goaty
2024-12-09 02:28:56 +0000 UTC
Just in time for food, thanks for the gout
pra
2024-12-09 02:28:27 +0000 UTC
guys be like
border
dawn
2024-12-09 02:23:14 +0000 UTC