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We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol - EXTENDED

You walk into the bar and see these two fellas. Who you drinking with?

10,000BC Cave Man Chad?

Or Bald 10,000AD Max?

Edited by Jess

 We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol - EXTENDED

Comments

Tony sit down

Guys

"thats a good nuckle bone placement" is a term that i should incorporate into daily life

oz

"Tony!! :)" "...WHAT THE fuck do you want"

o b

No shit

Moni Cooper

"I'm stronger....." "yea, but i'm smarter motherf*cker!" lmao

Jken

Glad the boys tasted samane, samogon, moonshine the first minutes of the vid

ProRussianMan

"1600 medieval"

Liam Frazer

Max laughing at his own jokes got me wheezing

Sam

The eating dirt bit... such commitment, love them grogy bois

Christianown .

I need a fuckin whopper

James Smith

1:31:47 im so happy main channel is edited to the best bits, christ

UggKitsune

40:41 chad is such a soy boy

UggKitsune

Chad be like “I need to quit vaping it’s bad for my lungs” while he also picked up Zyns

MudChumper

“You make me horny” - Nico Moreno

Cold Ones

What is that song in the intro please and thank you x

kai shaw

I love both versions of the vid, the main vid on YouTube with the edits is so top tier and seeing the behind the scenes with the extended version is just as amazing. The team does such a great job, you can take my stupid $5 every month. Cheers 💛🍻

Gelsey

Gay or straight I agree with Chad 100% finn is hot

Sjoerd

When did he puke

seth

this cant be real

gang gang

after seeing these I usually don't immediately go over to youtube and rewatch them- sucks we are missing out on cut stuff that was in main vid

nexernul

Thank you Jess for editing this banger vid! And thank you to all of yas for making it :3

Daniel Bodo-Toth

“That was seamless”

Paige Hohensee

ten thousand ad and ten thousand bc is twenty thousand years

Mattt

This is a certified hash brown moment

Autism crime

Why cut out the Chinese person part when it was in the main vid ☹️ the Patreon version feels so censored these days 💔

CaptainTrips

You got something on your leg

Simon Roy

I want to see them kiss, I'm not gay trust

okayu simp

he has caveman aids, caveaids

Cheeto

darcy i love u

seb

I think the pirate part was the best of the video

Thrash4Cash

| | \./ I am Leg

olly ruggier

I love the consumption of content

Critskraiser

Wait but- didn’t you guys already sell that “limited” shirt…? Well you did because I bought it.

The Drexter

This episode had quite the vibe. Darcy low energy and annoyed. Max holding back from going all out. Chad saves this episode! What do ya’ll think?

Trippy P

banks is bald

stuntedcloud

Give me grog please

Dane Dunbar

does chad just thundercunt these ideas out of his ass or what?

Sir DigitalAndrew

fell off

EZE

hey i got that shirt

fatclowninkfc

57:09 i'm jelqing

Jack Mortensen

I dont understand where chad gets the idea cunt comes from splitting a piece of wood. I just read the etymology of the word and they don't mention it, it's got pretty far origins

Jared

Please fix old episodes mannn or just take them off the Patreon

Rhymeswithnothin

caaake.. fishnchips

Connor Arnot

Darcy is my favorite cold ones creature

okayu simp

Max needs to drink

Jacob Lassiter

My aussie wiggas fasho

bluntsmoke

This is one of the Cold Ones videos ever

ColdOnesisGay

make pirate grog a real thing or ill kill darcy

Not Kokay

The intro struggle gets me every time 😂🫶🏼

Jacob Lassiter

👣

Gimmelovenhead

You guys plugged grog in the video but it’s not even available in the shop

Noah Stanton

That’s good to hear, it’s been a bit hit and miss lately!

Angus Keane

RIP Darcy. We will miss him dearly.

Brannon Richmond (DogeLlama)

I going to touch chad

Unknown Jpeg

Damn, the vibe is so different in the patreon videos. It's wild

SilentProphet

SHEEEESHHHHH

lewis parkin

Ahh finally another cold ones upload.

Boi Tow

Scogg, restock art prints if you want MONEY!

Marc102

ive been waiting for this moment

itsmegog.

fuccccckeeers I love you

Treasure Hunte

You’re late father.

Jake

YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ayescrem

Time to eat copious amounts of white bread with toppings of my choosing while consuming this here media

Chungus Khan

Let's gooooo

TGWCBM


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