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We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them) [EXTENDED]

Hold up...

So you're telling me these things are permanent?

HD TATTOO IMAGES IF U WANNA RUIN YOUR LIFE: https://imgur.com/a/wMmGF9E

Edited by Jess

We Paid Fiverr Artists for Terrible Tattoos (Then Got Them) [EXTENDED]

Comments

Max unironically nailed tattooing 😂 seriously my fave video

Sammy Thornhill

its so easy to add music that i can do it in 5 minutes. stop defending Jess. bad editor. Prezoh is the Goat.

Roland

The mind of a fresh patron everyone

Jacob Lassiter

Contrarily, I much prefer the stripped back BTS style of these videos. I can hardy pay attention with the BG music and SFX. This is more Twitch Stream style and I prefer that. It's like you're there hanging out with the crew. If you don't like the quiet-ness you can open up a tab w/ music.

shitdick

Well like he said if anyone deserves a good tattoo it’s him and I full agree considering the other ones he has

Nosebleedqueen

Unfortunately, three and a half hours of the same editing would've released this episode in 2025. Sorry boss.

Cold Ones

you are watching bts thats what you paid for, less edits mmore content thats how it works, stop paying if u wanna nothigs stopping you. also just play your own music or do the edits yourself if u really wanna see them done

Oliver Williams

It makes me upset that these videos have no background music like the ones posted on YouTube. They also don't have the same edit gags and jokes. It feels like I'm watching behind the scenes rather than an extended version of the existing video.

Ethan Love

Fr

Harry Stylianou

Been a while, but I still felt compelled to reply, because you've put it perfectly. When I'm done with the bullshit of the day, I smoke some sweet weed and just escape into the childlike fun and competitivness that Max and Chad are having with these fucked up video concepts. I love it, it's pure comfort food.

Alexander Wittich

Chad not wanting a tattoo like he doesn’t have PewDiePie on his butt cheek

Michael Baze

Can we get Wheel of Pain on a shirt?

Adam

I am wearing boots, they thank you for the recognition

ShadowWizardMoneyGang

Deez nits

Chairman Of The Meme Council

Max play by the fkn rules omg 😂

Tish

Lowkey pissed that Chad got away with such a nice one

Jude

Property of gog

D

For gods sake turn off autofocus for the closeup shot of Max tattooing.

JDoawp

You should've just let Max get the Ballin tattoo 🙄

Ronaldo A.

It's actually advertised as "EXTENDED"

Chris B

Happy Passover my fellow Jew Chad

OriA

That's not bad at all, just don't go too close to the wrist.

TheRamblingLank

This is advertised as unedited but the video is much shorter than 5110 hours. False advertising. Unsubscribed. Also I’m gay

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

that's fucked up bro

Jack Noire

Link in the description of the video

The worm

Hell yeah thank you boys

The worm

HD TATTOO IMAGES IF U WANNA RUIN YOUR LIFE: https://imgur.com/a/wMmGF9E

Cold Ones

You can find them in the description of this video 🙏

Cold Ones

Post the tattoo designs pleaseee. I genuinely will get one

The worm

freshwater shrimp 😫😫

Heisenberg white

Me: _65% oxygen _carbon 18.5% _hydrogen 9.5% _3.3% nitrogen Gog

Squishyshit

nah I was thinking on the inside of my upper arm

Thor Lees

the gamersupps logo is way worse than the royal seal lmao

Yousuf Al-Waheb

Good amount of leg today fellas

ringwormtingz

I will now fuck OJ

Joshua Tree

Shoulder has to be the least painful spot

Wurkhill

Going to need Shower shitter Shirt

Wurkhill

If you do it on your shoulder nah

Donald Chef

same day patreon upload i love u

Nella

fuck i want to get a tattoo does it actuals hurt that bad

Thor Lees

mega swag fellas

Mol Pol

Nah Fuck him

OriA

Max did better than I did giving my first tattoo 👏🏻

April Spooks

Cool Shirtz is scotts company, it's seperate to Cold Ones, different employees, different building

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Is it just me or was this video about a few pussies trying to weasel their way out of some dumb tatttoos that they could easily hide?

Lixerium

I’m actually going to get the stupid dog I’m fucking ballin tattoo Fr

Thomas Orr

Mum hahaha classic Australians

Jack Smart

i will get the big fuck off frog tattooed on me

Evie Muller

Actual legendary video. This was so good. Government of the united kingdom approved

An Kangaroo

its so dumb youtube doesn't let people do anything anymore

Adora

Max on that yellow male grindset

Shaymus McIntyre

It would be funny if the royal seal was just Albania's coat of arms.

Thorne Kovacs

post those templates i gotta get one

Nikolas O’Connor

For the 100% Simga Male tattoo they should have put 100% Gooner

ryn_239

idk how i would act if someone asked me if i wanted to see their pistol shrimp and started rolling up their pants

nat

Okay but like I want the frog one or the skeleton one tho

grace elizabeth

Frog in a pot mentioned

Charlie Smith

Also rip OJ

Joshua Tree

Yall will never fall off 👾

Joshua Tree

How long ago was the first part filmed, be honest

Squishyshit

Chad give me your succulent chest im ready

Isaac Fraser

P.S. please put the tattoo skeleton on a tshirt

Harry Stylianou

I find myself checking these mfs view count hoping their videos do well because I never want the content to stop. This shit has become like comfort viewing for me, when I don’t have the time to hang out with my mates I can just watch the boys make pottery, get tattoos, drink fucked beers and play games. It’s like a little getaway with each video. Keep up the good work fellas

Harry Stylianou

heiseggberg

stinker

Im wearing boots

Comedygosh

I would honestly get the pray for pain tattoo if i had a better photo, it was sick

Koloma90

Mmmmm... content

Sixxpackattack

Shoulda been 6 hours long honestly

Noe Dolan

The Patreon fell up so hard. Sober podcast bangs and the extended cute are hours of entertainment with genuinely good editing, because the editors apparently understand that we want their whole conversations with no rapid cuts. But these subtle little edits really spice up the final product. Much love, the cold one team rocks. Special shout-out to Darcy for a neverending supply of creative and fun bits.

Alexander Wittich

The boys are getting desperate for video ideas lmao

Mango

So glad I can’t cancel my 5 dollars, funny guys

managivis

I hope to see a milking Markiplier tattoo in this

Rachel

Patreon

celerysticks

I made a pattern just for these guys

celerysticks

MISTER BEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT

Jake Poggiali

Cold ones 🍻

celerysticks

My hoodie has been shipped out thanks fellas, for a second there I thought y’all pulled a fast one on me

Matte Black

I’m going to touch chad

Unknown Jpeg

Yall are absolute mad, let me eat it from the back tho

Brian Milan

Gayzoh

HA HA!

Never been this early aye cold one bring da grog to the US promise there’s plenty of money to be made here in Texas

Devlin Dumas

Please keep it down Prezoh is gay

Alden Friend


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