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Blind Tasting CURSED Vodka Infusions [EXTENDED]

HELLO PATREONS!


We totally didn't leak this one early... (Don't worry, whoever it was is getting fired...)

ENJOY THIS "FIRST TIME" EXTENDED CUT OF BLIND TASTING CURSED VODKA INFUSIONS!

What was your favorite Vodka Infusion? What Vodka Infusion's would you re-create at home?


Edited by Jess

Blind Tasting CURSED Vodka Infusions [EXTENDED]

Comments

WOW YOU'RE SEXY

MoldyPizzaTime

Watermelon gog

Toxin - Toxy - Toxin_UwU

“no shes hot, i get it you fucking hot bitch i know it’s good for ya.” - Chad Robert’s

Zac Kear

I miss the pepe blind folds

MattY

holy fuck you're retarded

Leon Romeo

that gum infusion actually made me gag, the fact that you can even be in the same room as that is impressive, you guys are FUCKED

Magpie

They haven’t used beef tallow in fries since the 90s

Burner_xwf

oh shit will have to check europes rules on that, thank you stranger

zeemo_beebo

The McDonalds fries in both Australia and the UK are vegetarian :-)

Imogen

you guys should buy the cold-ones.com domain and forward it to the patreon

Hank_Bloodshadow

Hate to break it to you max but McDonald’s fries are seasoned with beef tallow

deijrukhfnijkloue

Theres way too much tea in that infused one but I reckon I'd buy it

Cha6_6

I'm counting down the days til grog, I'm so excited

Tess

Poor thing is still struggling with this concept^

Aunteh Mo

You seem to be having a lot of feelings right now.

Aunteh Mo

OI AT LEAST WE DONT GET SHOT, INNIT-BRUV?

David Robinson

no, but i can use more than 2 braincells at once and read also, im not from australia and even if i were, i'd take a scholarship for building lego instead of paying 200k for a random ass college at which i probably get shot to death anyway

Alexander Krois

also, forever take a knee-knowing that they give scholarships for completing lego sets in australia https://www.alumni.giving.unsw.edu.au/learning-lego-fair-play-project KEKW

David Robinson

wow, do you work for max and chad?

David Robinson

also, retard, have a look at this https://www.patreon.com/coldones/membership and read through it. they literally tell you what you get - do you see "early access to videos" in there? maybe reading is a commodity in the US / wherever you live?

Alexander Krois

tranny vibes

David Robinson

damn i thought the galaxy brain "no one's forcing you to watch this" comment would've came sooner.

David Robinson

They don’t want ur 5 dollars, leave

SmokingSlav

why does it matter? if you wanna watch the extended cut, just wait for the patreon video to come out. if you wanna watch the edited video, just watch it on youtube. no one is forcing you to watch a video here or on youtube. the point is getting content that wont be on youtube, like seeing chads asshole. has nothing to do with critical thinking, youre just retarded and should get checked for tumors in your brain

Alexander Krois

you dont even know how to reply to a comment go home

Chris B

preemie vibes

Aunteh Mo

paying money, and as an incentive getting to see the full cut before it hits yt would be the point.

David Robinson

Dang, and you're insulting our country now. What a tool. I mean on the contrary what would be the point in posting the extended cut first? What's the advantage, bragging rights? If the extended cut is released first, there's less reason to watch the shorter edit because we'd have seen the footage already. Posting it this way means more views.

Sage

Are you a middle child?

Aunteh Mo

yea but why wouldn't you just do a quick edit, call it the extended cut and post it here first while you're working on the edited version. is critical thinking this much of a commodity in australia lol?

David Robinson

to get the extended cut dumb fuck

Alexander Krois

you fuckin idiots posted the edited video first, why am I paying for this lol?

David Robinson

Chads vegemite slander is wild

Bearnaise

my dick fell off

Alex Bong

Max fkn killed it this episode! Love the chaotic energy. Chad fell off man.

tbc

anyone know what kind of pants max is wearing lol

Neil

The One-Armed man joke was so not funny, I almost passed out of laughter.

Harry Baldwin

Actually the vodka will extract all the caffeine, one of those shots is equivalent to 16 cups of coffee!

Bearnaise

can we get scott and darcy to do a vid together where chad and max plan it out

zeemo_beebo

Im a kendall Jahnke hater 😔😔

Kyle

I’m a darcy hater 😔😔

Kendall blah

iSnack 2.0 is the best hands down

Drew Byron

Chad def just found out about the word recoil before this vid😂

Scott OConnor

Leg

Mithras

Can I just say, 59:20 I love that even several drinks in Max has that director instinct to tell Silas what type of shot to do. It's the same as the 2016 BTS vids, Max is super talented with knowing what moves to make and how to flow the video. What a legend...

Sage

Didn’t even know there was another till this video

MayoNeighs39

probably prolapsed his ass instead

Sage

Fuck yeah, I've been saying I wanted Jess on cam. Glad he made an appearance. I met the crew in person and Rowie was like yeah Jess is here and I'm like whooo? Makes sense now, they filmed this before that happened. But yeah this is the first time we see him in a vid. Cool bloke.

Sage

I hope max went over and had his promite on toast with his mate chad sounds like a lovely evening

Intestine Jubilee

she grog on my cigar till i whisky

Jiří Novotný

that was an epic gamer prank gg darcy I LOL'd

Blunt

Did anybody else want to try making the coffee bean one after watching?

Andy Wills

cant watch this whilst drinking the recent increase of random edits give me drinky poisoning :(

Harrington

Stupid fucking HOT OLD British woman!

Patrick O'Hara

Although disgusting, yes the alcohol would preserve the ham. There's no way any bacteria would be able to live in that.

Ret

Next have them ferment their own alcohol with different ingredients and methods.

JDoawp

Do premixed called grog and a spirit called gog…… you welcome

Ethan Rohweder

relatable

Fritzenberg

This feels naughty with the early access

Riley Hemburrow

This website makes me want to finger a blowfish.

Isaac Elmer

Grog

Fae Petersen

Fuck bro mistake watching this before work I am so sick after watching max eat those Doritos 🤢

Tish

epic video you fucky cunts

Alex Bong

Fire whoever posted this too early a few days back for 10 seconds, not epic

Mike 나는 신이다

The fact that they got Max a vegan Big Mac makes me happy. Real bros.

Alden Friend

this one sucked bois, didnt even drink anything only one was max, chad be bitching

ASPLUND

ROCK HARD RN.

Tish

i know you guys probably spent all your money on grog, but im in US and can’t get grog so can we please get more merch soon plssss xoxo

shittany

Just a sip

harm van zon

Ayo jess kinda sexy

Tina

I knew it would be a banger after they teased it😂😂

Random crap daily Ayy!

the leather belt was personal.

Zac Malinowski

are they ok???

Peter Bjørkli

Hoorsy

chris :3

Holy shit I love grain

JoshMcDonald

Gog

Eggy eggerton

Definitelygotta try making the coffee infused vodka. That is a perfect party grog

An Kangaroo

Ah finally!

Telluh

Finally... Blind taste testing

Daniel Fitterman

Only 5$ a month what a bargain

Tyler

I am eating a toastie 👍

Bailey Madden

No they need a raise

Marwa Benzou

I'm a cum making machine

Gh0st 7580

Certified hoe magnet

António Vieira

I had this saved on my notifications then when I went to watch it it was gone I was so confused xDDD glad it’s back

ultimatepatriot

hell yeah grog is real! will patreons get early access?

Kenjoda

Thanks Jess

YouChef

yesssss been waiting since the leak

shittany

Fuck yes

Ally Heath

Grog

ZaQwary

i cant wait to watch

Sofa

I leaked early

Cody

Love to see it

Nichlas Krell Andersen

Grog

Hayden Twiselton


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