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❌ SOBER EP #7 - One Gotta Go

You had Chinese for Breakfast? 

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I'm scanning archived photos to be used for a documentary while I have this in the background

Hector Aguila

I am at work listening to this,commenting this comment.

BRU DDA

Cold ones stardew

Hugo payne

Doing homework for college rn

Corey Vang

Eating Burger King burger

Joshy

Building a Gundam rn

Chill guy

I love cricket 3!

Trilogy -M-

Scott, I am eating cereal with a hand down my pants eyeballing the passer byers on the street through my bedroom window.

Andrew Matheson

im grabbing my balls scott

Jordin

Im sitting in the back of my moms car rosa parks style

Enderman

im putting lotion on my dick

jigmini

I go to pornhub for my cooking tips I’m switching it up

J Lyle

Does anyone know her name?

J Lyle

i'm at work scott

noah jenkinson

gooning

goonjogger

I am riding my bike downhill at rapid speeds on my way to work, loved seeing max go darkside when they started talking about pokemon

Tom Diamond

Im playing spongebob rehydrated. I like peaches

Testichilles

I am fucking doing beer and weed and playing legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom, Scott.

Russ

what you play on?

Marwa Benzou

I on the bus rn and im very keen for cricket 3

Black Knight Productions

cold ones stardew valley group lets play when?

Imogen

editing a youtube video of me trying out a gamersupps :)

HookSniffer

💀💀what way to end the podcast

randomguy

My favourite thing is Max looking like an 8 year old in his little chair while explaining the stages of AI

Cj Henry

The parking tickets ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Coconuts

Im driving pissing drinking and cooming rn. got my newborn beside me (ive been forcefeeding him mushrooms because i saw a tiktok).

XxBootySlayer69xX

I am driving, pissing, shitting and cumming.

Nata

I forgot I dont have kids anymore. (They all died from the previous accident)

Pedro Diaz

Im driving home my 4 kids drunk as hell (18,14,5,newborn) and have my youngest in the front with me listening to your podcast!!

Pedro Diaz

you guys need to do movie night!!

kat

I’m currently driving home from the liquor store, and thanks to this podcast I have 5 less dollars to spend on grog

Cody Cummings

i am on my 3rd beer and feelin pretty fruity after hitting my cart/vape pen😙

legna

I'm eating Honey Nut Cheerios before work

Adam Lot of 3 untested Motorola RAZR v3i for parts not working (READ DESCRIPTION)

im eating burger

Phoebe

Programming and leetcode

Tyler McAuliffe

I’m at work and this is the only thing pulling through the shift

James wooD

zelda

Andrew Khew

I am watching a Cold Ones podcast

Cosmic Wolf

I am currently not driving but i am at work and definitely not slacking off

Corn_4

i am walking to kitchen to eat and get pizza roll

Jim Jinkelman

Im driving home from work currently

Dan Yamakaitis

Delivering mail

Cesar Percino

I know what Has to go sober podcast what is this shit

Northstar L.J.

10 seconds into the vid and Darcy already made me laugh, this should be a good one 🫶🏼

Gelsey

i am taking a shit about to jack off and then shower

dev

But did they pay the parking tickets

Jemma Brown

At gym

Leroy Jerkins

It makes sense that Darcy is not really liking stardew right now but I think if he sticks with it he’ll find that it’s fun. Compared to sims, animal crossing, Minecraft, & terraria it’s the game that I find the most fun over time/the more you get used to it 🙂 but I also use a handbook and have to look up things sometimes.

Savanna

I'm camo hunting in BO4 zombies

Tallon Spencer

Im Smoking my weed rn thank you for asking

LiXolAs _

Being discussed in my self because I watched all 7 episodes of this in one day instead of something productive

jaydenburton

ADHD vibes from Darcy’s movie taste, coz I relate

Nat

me

Blissful Blake

Who up wonking they willy rn?

Otto

At work processing fraud cases

Cameron Patmore

Eating tacos

Aaron Brown

Perfect game fore darci: farming simulator

Hampus Hälstrand sjöberg

Laying down with wet hair

Lulu Serrano

I almost exclusively watch these Patreon vids while taking a shit, thanks for asking Scott!

Spaghetti Man

Making a rug!

Ryan watkins

smoking a fat j and working

James Celeste

poopoopeepee

Dallas Hunt

Holy fuck Scotts reaction to the parking tickets at the end was funny.

SwankNebula69

wtf is crungben

Nicholas Helgemo

no frog in pot

VenetianDoge

making a mob farm on modded minecraft rn while watching this

Zackatorius E

in bed cuz its night

filo bruh

Good vid. Also, can we see darcy’s reaction to the lotr movies. Drink every time the hobbits get fruity🥴 Take a shot when someone smokes sum of that Chinese shit Frodo has gaids

Patrick

eating pineapple

Daniel S

on animal crossing if u miss a day or like a celebration u can just go into settings and go back a few days. i aways do that when i miss christmas or halloween stuff

ace

Darci needa play oldschool runescape

Nathan

Turned in my last ever college assignment and now taking a shit

Liam

I’m in my truck picking up bins bro. Yeah I’m a trucker and I game

Baz

driving my 11 year old nephew to school and crossing an extra icy bridge

Skizup

https://shirtz.cool/collections/play-outside/products/the-camp-cool-gilet USE CODE COLDONES! ! !

Cold Ones

Somebody tell me where Darcy got his jacket!! Or the patches on it. Why is there the Home from Welcome Home?!

Nathan Newell

Eatin some lunch, drinkin some coffee, listening to the cold ones pod 🐸

Kenshin X

And why the fuck are you watching the sober bullshit?

Northstar L.J.

Fuck tx Midwest is best we are strong the ice and snow makes us that way ya Cactus licking jalapeño eater. Minnesota is better.

Northstar L.J.

Fuck parking tickets

Adam

Bruh I be workin at Wendy’s listening

Spenny V

I’m trying to sleep, keep it down

Ian

slime rancher

Scallops

im eating meatloaf, I just sliced a quarter of the meatloaf, and I mixed my sweet corn with my mashed potates in front of my high end monitor and high end gaming computer with a $5 speaker

Noah Rood

hello cold ones i am driving right now in texas and i would like to honour your wished and write a long comment. there’s a lot of shrubs and bushes and horses and cattle and also desert land. i think a horse earlier looked at me strangely. i can’t tell if most of these properties are occupied or if there’s just freeballing free roaming animals chilling. this is a rental car so i don’t think it would be good if i crashed it, but i guess that’s what the 34 dollar a day insurance is for. there’s a church coming up, i think i’ll repent about my texting whilst driving sins there.

fckolytic

One gotta go: America, Europe or Asia

Johachim Gulstad

chad hate to break it to ya but the mcds water is just tap water brother used to work there

Kyra

picked up a shift at work and waiting for it to start eating a sammy

Kyra

Atm eating Chinese on lunch break

Lorelei Mallon

Sober ?? Wtf is this garbage boys???

Northstar L.J.

I would like to be buried at the farm when I die

Jack Smart

Trying not to die of tree pollen allergies atm 🤧

FakeyJakey

BAKED ONES

jahlongquius

wild fellow furry cold ones enjoyer greetings dawg

zeemo_beebo

yeah im payin 6 bucks !!!!!

zeemo_beebo

i wanna see max slurp the bong

zeemo_beebo

pls cold ones weed episode

zeemo_beebo

One gotta go: foot, leg, hand

Dbonez

That ending

Sofia Hamilton

Duplicating diamonds in tears of the kingdom

LeanintheBean

i am currently eating three large slices of buttered bread my mother made for last night dinner.

Moistamator

At work taking the hardest poo of my life (I hope I dont clog the toilet again)

ChefCornChip

Get Zillakami and shoot rocket launchers with him

Derek Zeidler

Ja

Søren Mikkesen

high off an edible smoking a dart in bed lol

zeemo_beebo

darcy should play runescape

Caleb Hurless

can

Caleb Hurless

Cooking omelette

VagrantVoid

this mf got a welcome home pin

Caleb Hurless

1:26 - sucking on caprisun

Marwa Benzou

ill be the australian dad here for a second, the correct name for a wrench is spanner, the correct name for a socket wrench is ratchet, an adjustable wrench is called a shifter, the only wrench in australia is a stillson wrench witch is called a monkey wrench in the usa. sorry for the preaching but yeah looks kinda wack when australians use the american tool names its like calling softdrink pop or the boot of a car a trunk

cross hair

Wait….there’s a $10 Patreon? 😂

Jken

Nah fr airports suck

Jen

im watching the podcast

Caleb Hurless

parents getting divorced

Bl4ke

You guys should set up a thing so this can go on a podcast app 👍 I wanna listen at work but you can't lock your phone and keep the video going or download it

Josh Pedrana

eating nuts

wizardblizard1

Was driving and about to answer all those questions but then I got into a car accident and lost booth my legs 🫤

Creamy clary

I am driving. I just took a left turn going at about 10 mph. Now im on the main road and I can't

Juliana Opalesky

Chad I want to say fuck you for teasing us with the joji cold ones ep that’ll never happen, but also ily

Binko

70° out, sitting in the Taco Bell parking lot after work 😎

Ava Adams

On my lunch break and eating a burger

JayLava

Hey chad guess what, in canada its 7.50 a month cause of our taxesl. instead of the 4.99

Lucas Graham

I'm folding laundry

Fae Petersen

i just got off from work, gonna crack a beer and play some new zelda

Grim

eat oatmeal

Duzernan Duzzy

I'm having a fucking ham sandwich with some water from the tap

Kari Kalliojärvi

I Need a frog in a pot shirt

Creamy clary

Finally, frog in a pot returns

Shabadiki

I’m sitting at work trying not to let the fog take me because I took some Benadryl

Creamy clary

darcy needs to watch ex machina its about ai and he might like the dance sequence

Micah

at this point it’s just safe to assume that everything is fear mongering. apocalyptic prophecies have constantly been made through all points in history and we’re still here. they all result in the masses surrendering their freedom and power for the sake of some smart guy who says he has a plan and that we need to listen to them to have a chance at surviving

Leon Romeo

I am running Icecrown Citadel for the Invincible mount drop while listening to this in the background.

cooleyeking

AI and the great reset are examples of fear mongering and nothing will happen other than false saviors using these fake scenarios as a way to take our trust and power. false saviors are making up scenarios that seem way too out of our control so that we feel like we are left with no choice but to put our full trust and unconditional faith in someone or some group who seem like they have it figured out and we lose all our individual power and freedom that way. this is how powerful groups have retained their power for thousands of years. or something like that

Leon Romeo

what the fuck is crungbin

Leon Romeo

I am sitting at work doing nothing but listening to this… usually what I do when y’all upload😇

shittany

I am currently walking back to my room after completing my stats final

Matthew Lowe

Danish?

Patrick

I am currently smoking a J

Søren Mikkesen

what I learned from having to manage this crap occasionally: Genuine advice regarding tradies/contractors: -Don't hire a handyman for anything you couldn't do yourself -Don't use airtasker unless you wish to babysit -Actual trades have put up their prices by anywhere from double to triple in North QLD since COVID. (Don't know what the situation is in Melbourne)... This has given rise to lots of people who aren't necessarily good/qualified/trained to take jobs on due to demand being so high. This is due to a multitude of reasons - including materials being ridiculously expensive. -Spend the few extra hours to look for the right tradies - be clear with what you want when you find them - but don't be pernickety. With demand being so high if they get sick of you they will just put your job off till later, or rush it. -Find a tradie you trust and who does a good job - ask them who they use for the other trades. (doesn't always work but if they work together it can really help)

UselessMeatshield

Waiting in the hospital. Appropriate place to watch this

Carl Johnson

Bruh where the mf cast button 😤

Jaykie Lowe

'a really long comment' but I'm sitting in my room and not driving

FemboyEconomics

30 minutes in, I'd say get rid of "let him cook". it's one of the less good memes. I like when people say "who let bro cook" but the "let him" context ain't funny imo. the shrimp one is good too.

Sage

long comment while driving

Nella

Cold ones should never talk about big topics like inflation. Since no none of you ever read😂

Sebbe Loré

How can I listen to this with my phone screen off? You should upload this to YouTube unlisted so I can listen.

Bowdo

Update from last comment still driving now listening whilst recalibrating a cars radar

massivechegghere

chad is gay

what CHICKENS

We should just make a movie list for Darcy at this point

Eden

Bro once ai or someone builds robots and it learns and understands feels we are all fucked it would be some Detroit become human shit. Or even Astro boy (Darcy that’s a good movie so watch it)

Eden

ai works like this: there is a transformer that has acsess to everything at the world when they made it, paying alot of money, like 100s of millions for everything ever and when u go to talk to it in consults the transformer saying like "what dis mean" and it looks at all the shit in the transformer and puts toether what it thinks that means refrencing all the in transformer. so yeah. im bonged so take with a grain of salt :)

Oliver Williams

DUDE AIRLINES NOW SUCK ASS! My mate got their luggage lost with expensive equipment and irreplaceable shit with virgin airlines

Eden

Chemotherapy baby!! Round 28!

Tanner

I'm eating banana cake

Garlic Pepper Chicken Wings

not driving am bonging with ice cream

Patrick Ryan

I am drinking margarita after long 13 hour shift. I am mad that I am not aussie and rich like you.

ButterOnMySteak

i am bonging

Oliver Williams

Am taking a shit

Howl

Quit vaping at crown ya munyaks, nah I do the same dw

Riley Hemburrow

Sleeping on the golden apple

Lauren Jeffers

you guys are lucky ive had tears of the kingdom to distract me for the past 10 days

Chris B

One gotta go: 1. As seen on TV vids 2. Shark tank vids 3. Small vs Big vid

Colby Jones

Cleaning da house

Colby Jones

factorio :c

King the Furred Dragon

Laying in bed

blueberrypomegranate

Eating a pop tart at 11pm when I have work at 6:30am

Camryn Ashley

Chinese checkers

Mya Butler

Chad pay your parking tickets

MyNameaBeans

I’m working; not on break Life is good Also, ending pod with chad saying he won’t pay the ticket Iconic, relatable. Love you guys 🤘

Josh Nabarro

im eating loaded fries

Xander

work on break

ivan

Just driving to the local servo to get a drink Scott i have aids

massivechegghere

m on the highway beer in 1 hand podcast on the dash lifes good mate

Holden

Jailbreak the ps5 man and you can play all the games you want for free

Isaiel

smoking the forbidden wizard weed

Seriously Sammy

I'm sitting in my car, boys

Daniel Nelson

Ate something off, on the throne

Iggy

Welding (backbone of the economy)

Jarod Scanlon

man i just made a smoothie

Noah

Enjoying life with your guys videos.

Luis Lasagna

I'm at maccas

Lucas Graham

Commuting home 🏡

Lauren Jeffers

bout to sleep, and you should def do a Patreon movie night. Frodo has gaids Ayt imma head out boys

Patrick

im playing rocket league

Nicolai

About to sew the hem on my jeans and yes airlines have gone to shit, they also CRACKED one side of my suitcase last time?? which was somewhat impressive I suppose

Bearnaise

On the phone with Centrelink and having some Sultana Bran.

Sage

Workin 🤮

Seger skipper

making game trailers

Amin Bean

I am slaving my life away at the corporate grocery store, for pennies an hour.

Malcolm Bean

Folding clothes

Moefuca

If you squint max's mic looks like he has a goatee

Louis Morris

bro same 😩

Cold Ones

I'm drawing busty furry commissions thanks for asking

Squiddy

I’m working in a warehouse

Murph’s naughty little boy

About to sleep but now less so..

Sami Säteri

Just waking up having a coffee

Adam Thomson

Playing csgo

ZackRock

💯

Gus Donnelly

Right now I’m in an office working hard for the corporate and government overlords

Gus Donnelly

oh it's gonna be everybody's first choice, dont you worry bout dat

Cold Ones

LEGEND STATUS

Cold Ones

make sure you take clinical grade painkillers before doin that 👍

Cold Ones

cheers brother ill drink to that

Cold Ones

I’m on forklift

Jade Lennon

counting dollar brits pounds

Pugz

Scott I’m working from home so I’m blocking out my calendar and watching the pod

Tina

Just chilling drinking a beer after work

Dylan G.

I am beating on a can of carburetor cleaner with a screwdriver

Morgan Massingill

Minecrafting

Random crap daily Ayy!

Grog better be at first choice soon breh

Rhyaano

Only have this shit for them 😂

Seth Johnson

“Darcy’s gotta go bro” - Some 12 year old probably

Corbin Tomes

Love eating chinese people <3

Kenjoda

Take a screenshot of this comment and have them read it next episode: jizzy

Linken hegel

Legends

Toroloco11 _


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