WEIRD ALCOHOL BOTTLES EXTENDED CUT!
Added 2022-09-19 01:04:14 +0000 UTCHello American Patriots,
Please enjoy us stupidly drunk and incoherent, we personally have not watched it due to it possibly being super embarrassing so please time stamp your favourite moments in the videos.
UPDATE!
I will speak like monkey to make very simple
- Editors having issues
- we lost footage for a video (blame rowey)
- new office roof leaking, lawsuit with landlord, I hope he has a heart attack and dies.
- Chad has gained 9kg from stress and has lower back issues and a gimp leg
- invested over $50k into NEW podcast set (not the one in this video, that's our new monkey video set) for biweekly / monthly exclusive patreon podcasts with Scott which should start before the end of the year. These will be unique and entirely exclusive to Patreon (Youtube podcast episodes with guests) will continue as normal
HOWEVER~! We now have a new patreon editor! he is a legend his and his name is Silas, with him on board, you can expect both our patreon and our cocks to be more focused and rewarding (yes this was edited by Silas, please praise him)
Comments
👆
IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole
2024-12-05 10:28:56 +0000 UTCAbsolutely foul 😂 love it
dominique fields
2024-11-08 16:13:49 +0000 UTCChad 100% cheating 😂
Dovacon
2024-07-12 05:00:15 +0000 UTCchad's hot, no homo
Drugease
2024-04-22 06:35:56 +0000 UTCUsually its light outside when they film. Probably like mid afternoon
Drew G
2024-03-10 18:07:58 +0000 UTCHe’s dead bro
Savanna
2023-12-07 04:47:41 +0000 UTCI feel less self conscious about my cock size now thx chad
MattY
2023-10-25 21:43:47 +0000 UTCi cant believe we could've had a napolian shirt, if only max just let CHAD COOK!
randomguy
2023-09-17 21:41:20 +0000 UTCchad cock is what i subscribe for
DJBatmanGold
2023-09-13 00:39:58 +0000 UTCfinally, chad cock
Zanen Coy
2023-08-30 11:34:23 +0000 UTC1:13:00 Chinese cock ring
circa 2003
2023-06-30 04:41:52 +0000 UTCshout out dylan from the halfway house
Hayes
2023-05-08 18:13:57 +0000 UTCRip rocky Best k9 8 years 2 years retired
J M
2023-04-13 04:30:45 +0000 UTCI would buy that shirt
J M
2023-04-13 04:14:13 +0000 UTCUselessmeatshieield can't hold their liquor, I pay their 5 USD
J M
2023-04-13 04:11:51 +0000 UTC#fuckyou #I won
J M
2023-04-13 04:10:04 +0000 UTC#Louisiana I dont remember #Louisiana #max won #chad won
J M
2023-04-13 02:49:02 +0000 UTCalso for anyone wondering (i'm aware no one gives a shit). -Napoleon was average/above average height for that area at that time. Even back then, propaganda was used in politics, it's likely that is the reason he's remembered that way. -And Max asked why Napo had his hand in his shirt - there are all kinds of theories - but the most agreed upon is that his hand was supporting his stomach due to sickness. -Lastly, the reasons why he was famous include: Emperor of France, one of the best military commanders in history, had a lot of portraits etc, and he went to war with many of major powers in that area winning many times despite the odds (England, Spain, Austria, etc...). And despite being in the Venn diagram of people who are interested in Napoleon and Cold Ones, I would never buy that shirt.
UselessMeatshield
2023-03-30 07:18:04 +0000 UTCLove how their preferred method of testing something for its legitimacy is just eating it. But I hate that it worked
UselessMeatshield
2023-03-30 06:57:16 +0000 UTC#napoleon
Aster『⁂』
2023-03-17 17:34:23 +0000 UTCYou telling me Silas fried this rice?
GigaWiiU64
2023-03-09 04:12:14 +0000 UTCfell off
Skillamator77
2023-03-05 13:54:27 +0000 UTCi love watching the monkeys fuck around
zeemo_beebo
2023-02-05 19:50:35 +0000 UTCMax was determined to put that hat back on Napoleon that wasn’t the top though in Chadds like fidgeting with the top of the bottle for it that’s hilarious
Northstar L.J.
2023-01-11 21:29:33 +0000 UTCfuck no wouldn't wear that shit
Tim N
2023-01-02 07:37:30 +0000 UTCfast cum drinking should be an olympic sport
Kappy448
2022-12-17 01:03:23 +0000 UTC😉
Sab
2022-12-16 21:47:12 +0000 UTCSeeing max rant about weird stuff and say gay caring things to chad is so wholesome
Cruz Joaquin
2022-12-15 08:55:18 +0000 UTCsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo its called onomatopoeia i am drunk i love watchin thgis because i have no friendddsz but i have alcohol
_rasputin_666
2022-12-14 01:51:58 +0000 UTCBig brain comment
Chad’s Nose Mole
2022-12-10 18:15:42 +0000 UTC#ProNapoleanDynamite
lindsay T
2022-12-10 10:52:17 +0000 UTCMan the amount of times you struggle breaking stuff with that mallet and need something harder.... just grab it by the rubber bit and hit it with the bottom of the handle 😂
Zach ryder
2022-12-06 16:45:52 +0000 UTC???? what are you talking about lmao
shartfuck
2022-11-15 04:02:19 +0000 UTCbc they matter more rn
shartfuck
2022-11-15 04:01:46 +0000 UTCok but i rly need to know when this shit is filmed bc that makes all the difference. like was it 9 am? 1 pm? 5pm? 11 pm? i have to know
shartfuck
2022-11-15 04:01:12 +0000 UTCEating emerald is too much? Try to eat metalllic lead lol
JeffRobur
2022-10-26 18:04:48 +0000 UTCalso waiting for that bong rip
Jken
2022-10-22 03:12:56 +0000 UTCwhere can I buy Chad's shirt??
Jken
2022-10-22 02:31:18 +0000 UTC30:00 As a Russian, proper recipe for our vodka would have Paint thinner in it, so maybe thats the wierd taste, also yes Russia fell off
Ilja
2022-10-19 14:37:42 +0000 UTCChad is such a jerk though?? In every vid but especially this one
Noah White
2022-10-18 02:31:16 +0000 UTCI just joined the Patreon and this is the first video I watched. Holy shit what a chaotic mess behind the scenes. I have so much more appreciation for what the editors do now lol
Matt Shaver
2022-10-12 03:49:07 +0000 UTCBest vid in a long time. I really enjoyed this. Shout out to Darcy, and shout out to whoever came up with the doing the pepe blindfolds because they're hilarious and a perfect match this this vid.👍
Sage
2022-10-04 14:44:58 +0000 UTChow are new vids extended cuts being released first than other old vids
gm72
2022-10-02 04:35:43 +0000 UTCM
Lime
2022-10-02 00:12:21 +0000 UTCMe Memed m
Lime
2022-10-02 00:11:59 +0000 UTCGet mmedon you baffoone
Lime
2022-10-02 00:11:28 +0000 UTCI am very upset also. What happened to the constant uploads to patreon :(( We now get lucky to get one a month
Jusye
2022-10-01 23:38:47 +0000 UTCSometimes you post it at the same time
Nicholas Beck
2022-10-01 23:33:34 +0000 UTCWhere’s the new one 😔
Nicholas Beck
2022-10-01 23:33:24 +0000 UTCHe's right. Smirnoff is revolting!
MercuryOnline
2022-10-01 19:07:59 +0000 UTCHello Sexy man, I have a gem tester at home, if you want to send the gem to me I can check if it's real.
Jack
2022-09-30 09:54:33 +0000 UTCMax won the Stiletto disagreement for sure
Peter Bobylev
2022-09-29 23:31:19 +0000 UTCMax won
Noah White
2022-09-28 03:28:15 +0000 UTCPraise Silas
Noah White
2022-09-28 01:31:03 +0000 UTCi’m gay
Eli Pennebaker
2022-09-27 20:31:26 +0000 UTCI love Chad 🥰🥰🥰
Jacob
2022-09-27 13:38:18 +0000 UTCThe drinks can at 1:45 being put upside down really got me.
Bleubelle
2022-09-26 11:05:33 +0000 UTCYou two are honestly my favourite people.
Bleubelle
2022-09-26 09:30:49 +0000 UTCHow much I gotta pay to speak to max
Jayson41995
2022-09-26 08:01:07 +0000 UTCMf was 5 foot 6
Jayson41995
2022-09-26 08:00:29 +0000 UTCI think max constantly mentioning Mr beast is the funniest shit ever
Jayson41995
2022-09-26 07:59:58 +0000 UTCyeah napoleon was actually super short, even for his time, like 5'10/5'11
Jim Jinkelman
2022-09-26 07:46:34 +0000 UTCWhen Chad said his brain was still forming, I felt that in this episode. I really felt it....
Ben Collins
2022-09-25 12:07:38 +0000 UTCGave up on uploading old vids now I have to come back and watch the same shit
Matthew mannes
2022-09-25 05:54:48 +0000 UTCchad won
Xiax4
2022-09-24 22:29:46 +0000 UTCIdk. Let’s go with a ham sandwich on rye
Dayne
2022-09-24 16:11:10 +0000 UTC:D
Jim Jinkelman
2022-09-24 05:26:23 +0000 UTCChad being fucking speechless after max drank the two half shots kills me dude
Tyler Wolfkill
2022-09-23 18:01:28 +0000 UTCWelcome Silas!
2B
2022-09-23 17:03:17 +0000 UTCAll hail Max for bein a trooper
Aidan Criddle
2022-09-23 00:20:02 +0000 UTCmy name is deez
Ben Selley
2022-09-22 23:54:21 +0000 UTCchad drinks like a sissy, go max!
Oliver Norén
2022-09-22 22:51:55 +0000 UTCI think I would slap a cunt if he said monkey turns to me
Thomas Johnson
2022-09-22 19:49:40 +0000 UTCballs
Pierce hardy
2022-09-22 12:41:00 +0000 UTCShut up Chad, You aren't the funny one bro... Cringe
Ben Collins
2022-09-22 12:04:00 +0000 UTCBoys, please do a auzzie distillery edition.
Travis
2022-09-22 06:00:29 +0000 UTCI will not praise Silas because he didnt put chad grandma going into the urn, had one job, smh!
Brian Waters
2022-09-22 03:29:38 +0000 UTCMax was really damn drunk by the end of this one, quality patron video!
drottle
2022-09-21 23:40:22 +0000 UTC^^^
Andreaaa
2022-09-21 21:48:27 +0000 UTCwhere’s Scott 🥺
Andreaaa
2022-09-21 21:47:57 +0000 UTCAlso cold ones doing the customgrow420 intro was a crossover that I didn't know I needed
Leon Cartwright
2022-09-21 18:10:30 +0000 UTCtry the cheapest spirits on the market like Jelzin Vodka delicious xD
Marti Lindenberg
2022-09-21 18:08:32 +0000 UTCYo Chad is NOT reaching on that bong vodka, I'm like 90% sure that's why they made the bottles like that
Leon Cartwright
2022-09-21 18:06:34 +0000 UTCread description
Thomas Arney
2022-09-21 17:42:05 +0000 UTCsuch a fun and cozy vid :D a new favorite of mine for sure
naomi seabrooke
2022-09-21 16:47:12 +0000 UTCwhere’s the reuploads tho
Zephlyx
2022-09-21 16:23:12 +0000 UTCwhen am i getting my hoodie >:(
Alex Stashkova
2022-09-21 15:51:02 +0000 UTCDO NOT REPLACE SCOGG >:( I LIKE SCOGG AND HIS SEXY VOICE >:(
Nicolai
2022-09-21 15:01:25 +0000 UTCPrezoh, massive legend. Love you guys
Jack Brockway
2022-09-21 14:28:35 +0000 UTCPatron execlusive napoleon t-shirts?
Charlie Jones
2022-09-21 09:55:12 +0000 UTCRigged
Aid Eater 3000 MaxMoeFoe Gf
2022-09-21 08:13:23 +0000 UTCI am new here and I have binged almost all the content over the last couple days. I’m sick of seeing Chad’s cock.
Chris Peters
2022-09-21 07:13:37 +0000 UTCObamna
Ronaldo A.
2022-09-21 05:29:30 +0000 UTCPatreon knows the truth behind the videos; it's really just producers wrangling retards for content
Chaun o. b.
2022-09-21 03:40:30 +0000 UTCalso, bring back metal with japanese whisky!
Jken
2022-09-21 03:17:49 +0000 UTCI worked in jewelry for a few years and was worried when he ate the emerald; but it'd have to be much larger to tear at his digestive tract.
Jken
2022-09-21 03:17:34 +0000 UTCI’ve never heard anyone say gimp leg 🤣 just reminds me of the gimp from pulp fiction
Brandon
2022-09-21 01:42:11 +0000 UTCperiod
MonkeJoshe
2022-09-21 01:38:59 +0000 UTCI'll hurt god if you don't make that French beer man shirt
Lime
2022-09-21 01:34:43 +0000 UTCPeter palinoma is a funny name
Lime
2022-09-21 01:16:55 +0000 UTCit's coming still! prezoh is doing it personally and had a urgent project he had to get done, should be up within a week and now that we have silas, we shouldn't be having delays like this ever again :)
Cold Ones
2022-09-21 01:10:31 +0000 UTC#maxwon
Finn Bright
2022-09-21 01:05:01 +0000 UTCSilas <3
Lilith
2022-09-21 00:09:58 +0000 UTCI would buy a napoleon shirt
Jacob
2022-09-20 23:57:56 +0000 UTCwas your mother a truck driver ??????????????????????????
TruckerGamer
2022-09-20 19:04:00 +0000 UTC11/10 would wear a Napoleon shirt
Ezra
2022-09-20 15:33:17 +0000 UTCSo the extended Fiverr music video is still being worked on? Or lost?
Jack Brockway
2022-09-20 14:43:05 +0000 UTCyes, yes... all for Silas all for Silas >:)
Paloma Preeria
2022-09-20 09:27:12 +0000 UTCBruh why'd Max have to lick the Chinese cock ring XD
Cam420
2022-09-20 02:33:59 +0000 UTCI have aids
Harry Robinson
2022-09-20 00:14:22 +0000 UTCAt least they can put chads ashes in the Chinese urn after he dies from munching that emerald.
Rory Turner
2022-09-20 00:00:34 +0000 UTCThe pepe eye cover makes this so much better
Inspector Pug
2022-09-19 22:49:08 +0000 UTCI crawled out of my dungeon just for this video. (I hope everything is ok and GL to the new editor)
GhosterSnail
2022-09-19 22:43:21 +0000 UTCmy foreskin is bumpy
Bananaman
2022-09-19 22:32:44 +0000 UTCFinally...
Lasse
2022-09-19 21:10:45 +0000 UTCGlad to see the boys currently wanking to this❤️
Brady
2022-09-19 20:27:18 +0000 UTCIt's been a while since Max got fucked so badly that you can see him stare straight ahead of him and register nothing. I wonder what stage comes after.
Daan Prinsze
2022-09-19 18:53:09 +0000 UTCNapoleon sucks Chad.
Sebbe Loré
2022-09-19 18:41:33 +0000 UTCit happenewd?
Pugz
2022-09-19 18:32:45 +0000 UTCepic poggers moment as always i miss my friend :'(
Ollie
2022-09-19 18:28:56 +0000 UTCWhen is the Ludwig video going to drop?
Codi Wilkinson
2022-09-19 18:06:19 +0000 UTCsurprised Prezoh still gay after seeing Chad's cock so many times
RadekZHranic
2022-09-19 18:05:23 +0000 UTCfinally, chads cock
Ludvig Stjernfeldt
2022-09-19 17:46:36 +0000 UTCHello Silas! How long is your cock?
gang gang
2022-09-19 17:01:31 +0000 UTCLETS FUCKING GOOOOO (Congrats Silas!)
Caressda Dick
2022-09-19 16:16:02 +0000 UTCYewwww! Thanks boy’s👌🏻
IHTB
2022-09-19 14:17:53 +0000 UTCMay death fall upon your landlord
Shaymus McIntyre
2022-09-19 14:07:15 +0000 UTCHahaha chad has gained 9kg from stress
Shaymus McIntyre
2022-09-19 14:06:27 +0000 UTCWhat happens to prezoh?
Gods drunkest driver
2022-09-19 13:05:29 +0000 UTCWhen max licked the ring i audibly screamed
Cole Alleje
2022-09-19 13:02:13 +0000 UTCMane they be lookin like good mythical morning now are you filming a youtube or a hollywood movie?
Sebastian G.V
2022-09-19 12:24:07 +0000 UTCalso max has absolutely no right to get upset that chad ate something he shouldn't you could fill a whole book listing inedible things max has eaten
Micah
2022-09-19 12:09:57 +0000 UTCdamn extended uploaded on the same day
Dxrk Avi
2022-09-19 11:17:17 +0000 UTCEY!
Nikolaj Makar
2022-09-19 09:50:57 +0000 UTCYo Chad grabbed that Eiffel Tower like it was a cock 😂 ALSO!!!! MAX! please do another pokemon video. I'm dying here!
Laura
2022-09-19 09:34:38 +0000 UTCI would always prefer to have amazing vids like this every once in a while rather then quantity over quality
Aidan Criddle
2022-09-19 08:17:17 +0000 UTCholy shit podcasts with scogg!!!! thank you guys this is proof that bullying works (joke)
Micah
2022-09-19 07:58:43 +0000 UTCi think this is the most fucky ive seen max
Ayescrem
2022-09-19 07:51:22 +0000 UTCTop 10 cold one vids
Jack Smart
2022-09-19 07:16:14 +0000 UTCLove watching theses videos while drinking lol you guys Crack me up 🤣
Jorge Luevano
2022-09-19 06:27:19 +0000 UTCDrill it submerged or the inside will blow out
Middle Class Bogan
2022-09-19 06:03:33 +0000 UTCNapoleon dynamite type vibe
Jolvard
2022-09-19 05:45:29 +0000 UTCSeeing Chad's cock has now given me unbridled confidence, I feel like I can do anything now
DJ Hermosa
2022-09-19 05:01:57 +0000 UTCŪbama adbul jabarr
Lime
2022-09-19 04:31:10 +0000 UTCOkay boys I forgive you for not posting for a bit
Bruce Michael
2022-09-19 04:07:02 +0000 UTCObumna
Tom Sidwell
2022-09-19 03:47:41 +0000 UTCObama
Jesiah
2022-09-19 03:40:16 +0000 UTCman id buy a napoleon with a beer shirt, itd be my only cold ones merch too
jascap
2022-09-19 03:33:56 +0000 UTCMax was blasted
Nüer
2022-09-19 03:31:26 +0000 UTCneeded this rn , thanks fellas 💖
amy baird
2022-09-19 03:26:30 +0000 UTCUpload the Ludwig ep already!
Keith Riessen
2022-09-19 03:24:35 +0000 UTCBAAARUHHHHHHHHHH
Mister Mustard
2022-09-19 03:18:06 +0000 UTCSilas is sexy
RJ-BLOWS
2022-09-19 03:15:31 +0000 UTCHello Silas :)
Ronaldo A.
2022-09-19 03:15:29 +0000 UTCGreat job and welcome to Silas, I will say I wish that the editing in the extended cut was more similar to main channel, in the sense of the 64x64 pixel stretched jpeg of something runs across the screen
Kyle Carbary
2022-09-19 03:11:10 +0000 UTCwhat about the old vids vimeo voided?
sir lem
2022-09-19 03:10:15 +0000 UTCFinally, same day release.
Ellie Barnes
2022-09-19 03:09:27 +0000 UTCHello Silas man
Dustyegg
2022-09-19 03:00:31 +0000 UTCChad! You have amazing spatial intelligence!
Lily
2022-09-19 02:55:07 +0000 UTCi am excite i am chef
Dallas Hunt
2022-09-19 02:41:37 +0000 UTCDiamond drill bit for the beug vodka bottle, been there done that. Works a charm! 🍁
JayBob
2022-09-19 02:40:43 +0000 UTCWhere is Scog. He used to make Fog
Yung Chungus
2022-09-19 02:40:24 +0000 UTCGood job Silas!
Dalton Workman
2022-09-19 02:10:39 +0000 UTCalso will you guys still be doing episodes with just Chad / Max in the future? The Description kind of confused my monkey brain
Matthew DiFrancesco
2022-09-19 01:56:16 +0000 UTCCock at 01:13:50
bisc
2022-09-19 01:46:36 +0000 UTCMy friend and I were complaining they weren't getting drunk enough anymore in recent vids..... I take what I said back
Matthew DiFrancesco
2022-09-19 01:44:19 +0000 UTCThank you!
Alex treib
2022-09-19 01:42:40 +0000 UTCnope, one camera angle from a future video, we will not rest until it is found!!!
Cold Ones
2022-09-19 01:41:29 +0000 UTCwas the lost footage of the Lud episode?
Alex treib
2022-09-19 01:39:23 +0000 UTCYour editors are absolute legends ❤️
Courtney Dean
2022-09-19 01:32:45 +0000 UTCOnce you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking
Mavis Beacon
2022-09-19 01:29:10 +0000 UTCFuck u rowey welcome Silas same day upload wtf FINALLY
Solo Dolo
2022-09-19 01:27:47 +0000 UTCyay new upload finally!! sorry about your stress and roof chad
Devon
2022-09-19 01:25:49 +0000 UTCWhy thank u Silas and also Chad thank u for stressin about content so much. As a patreon I appreciate the consideration also take ma money
Estella
2022-09-19 01:25:06 +0000 UTCHoly shit dude really asks “can I slap that”😅😂
Kain Lopez
2022-09-19 01:22:10 +0000 UTCWhat time is the cockring
Gucci Vsause
2022-09-19 01:20:03 +0000 UTCIf you lost the mang0 footage you better fly to America and get some more
Katzy
2022-09-19 01:18:24 +0000 UTCFinally, they remembered the patron exists
Jesus Gonzalez
2022-09-19 01:17:34 +0000 UTCi already love silas
sam
2022-09-19 01:17:33 +0000 UTCFinally, peak cold ones content production
Gus Donnelly
2022-09-19 01:17:31 +0000 UTCSup
Keegan M
2022-09-19 01:17:14 +0000 UTCAwesome and epic. Like if balls itch
Krunkmasterflex
2022-09-19 01:17:14 +0000 UTCSame day extended cut?! LEGENDS! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Gus Donnelly
2022-09-19 01:17:08 +0000 UTCYesss
Keegan M
2022-09-19 01:17:04 +0000 UTCHi Silas, welcome to monkey grog channel. Prepare to lose brain cells every few business days 👍🏻
Jackson Smith
2022-09-19 01:16:46 +0000 UTCthank you for the food
Chandler
2022-09-19 01:16:32 +0000 UTCCan’t wait to see chads golden cock ring
The Guap Doctor
2022-09-19 01:16:10 +0000 UTC
