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DANGEROUS WISH ITEMS - Extended

DON'T WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE A COP

DANGEROUS WISH ITEMS - Extended

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Re-Upload Here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/re-up-dangerous-64112279

Mr.Hatman

It was reuploaded and is viewable

Mike

It was re uploaded just search wish and the re-upload should be up

Mike

Paid for this content why is it broken

Why can’t I watch.

Legit same lmao

Scam. Only subscribed to see this video.

this horseshit is NOT WORKING

FUCK VIMEO

Why is nothing working🙃

Just wanted to see Chads weenie :(

Just want the extended content, Sadge

For the love of god, fix this vimeo garbage!!!!!!

Still not working :/

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tight_britches_no_bitches

How hard is it just to make a google drive with all vids in

scam

well this is a fucking waste of my money huh, can't see shit and need to make an account for vimeo and that doesn't work either./=

This video is the sole reason I got a patreon :(

Its not working

sara jabornikova

same lmao

man lemme watch chad smoking crack

Zach

Literally just got the membership to wacth this vid and can't stupid

literally got patreon to watch this and I cant. Some bullshit.

PLEASE!!!!!!

Reupload plz

DragonLord Skater

Please re-upload 🙏

this is fuckin bs!!!

i was thinkin the same thing

please reupload this

The Power

Nah, look at one of their most recent posts. Describes the shitty situation with Vimeo. Theyre working on getting all the vids reuploaded.

Alec VanVynckt

You tellin me I have to subscribe to Vimeo

Emma Mitchell

Wait why can’t I watch it 😭

Emma Mitchell

you gotta wait for them to collect and reupload all of them to patreon.

How do I view them now

cos vimeo are fuckheads so they have to move them all to patreon only.

sam

Why is the video private?

damn, i really wanted to see the 1$ items

Chris Fb

Finally ...THICK

Zombieing

Huh, that cheapo RC car's body is a clone of an Arrma Fazon, a proper Hobbyist RC truggy

Chad is lookin fire today.

I have a lump

watching max aka my future baby daddy suck beer out of that toy made my pp feel funny... I have no shame

Avery Weaver

Taser the fuck out of the diving helmet

Yo on God funny ass video Even though this is just extra content

Video beoken

Fuck you Max made my google home go off

omg I legit loved this one

Kinda want that taser

Jacob Donnelly

this is the first patreon I join, came here to see Chad fuck the rubber pussy but the whole bit was way better than I expected

homeless obamna: the end is near

emily

can we get more footage of max sucking various liquids out of wish pussy thank you <3

emily

poop

Why dose it say that the video doesn't exist?

Yo im here to see chad stick it in things, payin that patreon pussy money

Can we get this unedited would be lit

Where's the crack pipes?

what happened to the bendable metal pussy????!!!

Ryan Takacs

I agree

What happened to the $1 hoodies

Carlos Rojas

Finally... cum

just speculating, but it seems like vimeo/patreon integration has been a problem for a while now. I suspect maybe this specifically has only affected the recent videos because (as they alluded to in the beginning of the last post) it sounds like they just upgraded their vimeo account

Kate

Mattt

excuse me where is da sex doll D:<

If you can’t watch it on the Patreon app just go to YouTube click the link to Patreon then login on the website NOT THE APP then you should be able to watch the vids

I actually hate that my money went to a fucking 330 dollar wish item with no image

Inocencio Contreras

watch it in a browser, not the app

Az

for sure a great vid

Grant McKinney

Video does not exist wtf

this is the best video in a while

MrKing

you can watch it on browser

if this acid is real then then this might be trippin by the end of this vid

Australia

"ViDEo dOEs nOT eXiST! I pAY mOnEY!" Fucking use your brain and watch through a browser.

There rly wasn't much ilegal stuff that wasn't on the main vid doe, just the pussy

I was in tears. This was so fucking funny, god damn.

Patrick O'Hara

Go on browser

Go on browser

Go on browser

video does not exist

ryan woodworth

17:24

Kate

No joke I just read this and then got a notification from dominos

Patreon app doesn’t like vimeo formatting so you have to watch it from a browser.

SoriMasn

my balls itchy

David Quiroz

yes

Chad: this is good Patreon content

it works in browser for everyone saying it doesn't work in app

It says "sorry, this video does not exist" so where is it?

Tia Smith

The videos don’t work in the iPhone app for whatever reason so you have to watch it on the patreon website

Halal Is This Halal?

working for me

Jackson Beers

Video broken!!

Video doesn’t exist. Great use of $5

Josh Zehner

Bruh

Video broke

Bruh when video brok

worth the 5 bucks for sure

"Sorry, this video doesn't exist". :(

you two are way too entertaining. also muh cock fell off

Sak

My dick fell off

What happened to Max's jackets :(

Minecraft pussy block

Dustyegg

I have video does not exist just like the last video y’all made

Sam nicholson

it's the hat that gives max his psychic powers

Nekku

i just got done jacking off to chad fucking that thing

Uhm

MAX DOPPELGÄNGER WEARING A $1 JACKET IN REVIEWS

Tod Furner-McBeath

thanks

i dont know

Matthew mcBeaner

My favourite: The Cold Ones Variety Hour!

Paloma Preeria

max' famous last works "i wont" then proceeds to have his hair cut

Pumpkin

why doesn’t it fuckin load

watch it on the desktop site

Payton Doster

this is exactly what we wanted. THANK YOU

Payton Doster

bruh the dominos been quality checkin my pizza for the past 10 minutes tf they doin over there its mf pizza not a lamboghini ah shit i deleted my previous comment i'm sorry boys

Albert Flushington

It doesn't exist

Benjamin LeTourneau

won't load

Finally rubber

we joined the patreon to see chad fuck a fleshlight

Spatch

I have video does not exists aids

XIII LUKAS

Can’t load it bud

Sounds like a weird night

harm van zon

‘Get me a watermelon, or a child’ …

harm van zon

hey we joined the patreon to see the illegal stuff... where's it at?

chad one day u better actually fuck a poosy on the cold ones patreon funny cock and chinese rubber slit moment

Ollie

Cant load this bitch

58:09

Kate

Around minute 30ish. I won't spoil the fun

Anybody els having trouble with it loding

where sex doll

parker

Where were the fleshlights smh

Harvey Peeman

Wish sex toy episode please

JVG

Where was the bendable fuck doll

here for chad fucking the sex doll

I get so nervous whenever they fuck with those retina frying lasers

poppy

made my day a shit load better after my basement flooded, thanks boys

I'll have a beer

Tom Turner

kinda agree but a lot of people only watch media on their phones so it makes sense they're annoyed at the inconvenience

Tom Turner

i should get a taser

sir lem

will this god damn misery end soon

Ashen

Please post the link for that laser pen 👀👀

read a comment or 2 before posting brain dead "hinga dinga durgen the videos don't work"

DarkKnight115Z

yall illiterate, cold ones literally said they know the videos don't work and they're working on it. just watch it on a browser retards

DarkKnight115Z

ayooo boys this shit bussin

Arra Biata

Thanks for the quick upload guys, also just got my cool shirtz

Watching this while down 5 skulled coronas , 3 silver tequila shots, whole $60 of red wine , 1 Canadian club whisky shot , shot of Malabu , shot of vodka , and I still feel like these massive legend are drunker than me

It's Patreon's/Vimeos fault, not Cold Ones.

Lyn

bro just read the other comments. Go online not on the app! Worked for me there but I did get the same message on the app.

He shows it in the fan mail vid and the Belle Delphine woman box vid.

Is it that hard to make it work on mobile? I’m not tryna boot up my pc and have to sit at my desk to watch this. It’s too fucking cold for me to move

taze them nuts

am big depression,, I want to see Chad’s peen ;-;

Feebeean

Mobile isn’t working on this or the vid before it

XD

Nepnep110

its working for me on pc so maybe just messed up on mobile.

Nepnep110

its working for me on pc so maybe just messed up on mobile.

Nepnep110

No video?

Amos Mayhugh

WHERE THE JACKETS GO I HAVE JACKETAIDS

ZUU

Cant watch

Finally, burger king essential worker

Vellerdium

Cheers, thanks for the timely upload boys, I'm very excited to watch this.

Alexander Wittich

Y’all running outs beers or sun cause the past two vids don’t exist for me

Yo Max and chad not trynna be a dick but like where’s my content

Funny how this would have been the most logical point in which you would see Chad’s dick for the first time considering the sex toys, yet you don’t. Make it make sense.

my name jeff

My Name Jeff

sorry , my dick fell off

Jakob Verde

jesus lmao chill the fuck out

you have to watch it thru the safari app if you have iphone. im tired of y’all not even trying to find a way to watch the video. y’all just start bitching right off the rip. or pull it up on a laptop. what’s that? you don’t have a laptop? broke, poor, gutter rat, bitch

Jakob Verde

Mfz really hit a nigga with video does not exist

No worky no money

Only 3 days and another vid.... too good

alex OneNutt

Yo chad funny

Chris Taylor

Idc what yall use my money for as long as chads cock gets more airtime

Max is psychic

Those Obama jokes knocked me the fuck out

Az

Gotta watch on PC, it doesn't work on mobile from the Patreon app.

Use the silicone pussy as a can cozy

Richard Benton

Don't understand why the videos won't work for me. Second one in a row that I can't get to play

Spice

Stick the taser inside the flashlight, extra spicy surprise

Saw Chad's fat ass but no cock? Ched fell off.

Orc-jiit

Yeah I've got that issue too, someone said to open it in browser to watch them

Brad

The vids are there, for me I can't watch them on the patreon app. I need to use chrome browser :)

Bruh I’m paying money each month and the last 2 vids don’t even exist

All the shit they did with it, horrifying. You know exactly what I mean, quality content.

I paid $5 to watch Chad pretend to fuck something. Worth it.

Glady Dawnstar

BTW the fake dog is for people with dementia that cant tell the difference

fishing lvl?

Anthony

Watching the YouTube version and then seeing this version makes me feel like a blind man seeing for the first time.

wtf where was all the 'illegal' stuff also where vagina penis???????????

Tomdom05

View it in your browser. Doesn’t work on mobile because Vimeo is dumb

harm van zon

That stuff with the fake pussy was one of the most horrible and fascinating thing I’ve watched.

harm van zon

Fuck me this episode is vile, worth every penny

Obama jokes good

Cuplaser

FINNALLY, AIDS

Oniki_

Video was too epic for vimeo 😔

Nubes

Ayyoooo, what the fuck?!!!

Finally, video does not exist

AlexChigga

cant

can see shit

What a birthday present

Finally Chads cock

Yo scott this shit broke

Finally fred top and bottom and centre text

Ella Cruz

Finally free

Ella Cruz

Finally, pocket pussy

Kai Sprinthall

👋😀😢 finally cum

Ella Cruz

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Ella Cruz

hey you dumb faggots just watch it on the browser

Finally Chad's penis

Guys the videos just don’t load on the app, open it in Safari on mobile

It doesnt work in the app yet, just open in browser

Finally, dangerous wish items extended

Go on browser

Well I cant watch it even if I am a cop

Sean Deegan

video ain't available tho

Jason

Can’t view this or the last video

FINALLY no sleep cause extended footage

Can’t watch video

How do you fix the vid bro ?

They probably put the wrong video up and have deleted it 😂

it gone lol

pearvoz

i have presidential aids

It doesn't exist wtf

Joseph Pena

i subbed to the patreon just for this video lets fucking go

It says “sorry this video does not exist” I must be a cop 👮‍♂️

DOESNT WORK FIX IT PLS

John Doe

can’t watch videoooo

fiNALly

it doesn’t exist

hey, look at this, funny egg character

Kyle Peach

How do I fix the video doesn't exist

Epic

comradev1

Max looks very nice 👍

fuck you chad

Oh shitttrt

Bradley L

My dick fell off

It doesn't exist ya dingbat

Locki

fuckers

Finally .. chad fuckign

poggers can’t watch

This video doesn’t exist

Vimeo b like 🔫🤷🏻‍♀️🤌🏼😡😤

Kavokado

Holy shit I just poo and shit my pant

Snaids

sodiepoppepsi

Bloody oath lads

SwankNebula69


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