Costumes: Albedo (Overlord), Baroness (G.I. Joe), Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid,) Zatanna (DC Comics.)
The eighth and final contestant next week is Kayden! Looking forward to the costume ideas as always! :)
The following is taken from a conversation overheard by this reporter between Holly Sinclair and Kristina Price during Rein Con, and is published with the consent of the participants.
Kristina: Holly I meant to ask, why aren't you up there in the costume contest?
Holly: Eh, I thought about it. Might have been good publicity, but at the end of the day I charge twenty bucks a month for cosplay access. Showing it off for free just felt like a bad business move.
Kristina: Yeah, I suppose I-holy crap, is that Elianna?
(Holly whistles)
Kristina: She's really giving this all she's got, isn't she?
Holly: Oh, totally. The other girls don't stand a chance. Ellie's won so many beauty pageants, she could build a speedboat out of pure gold.
Kristina: Huh?
Holly: I mean she's got a lot of trophies, you know? So much that if she smelted them all down, she'd have enough gold to build a speedboat.
Kristina: Wow. Where to begin. A speedboat is too specific and distracts from your point, a gold boat would sink, plus who the fuck builds their own speedboat anyway-
Holly: As I was saying, she was crowned Miss Castlewood, Miss Sunflower County, Miss Eastern Washington, Miss North Eastern Washington on a technicality, Miss Western Idaho-
Kristina: So what ended the reign?
Holly: What else? Her whole anti-lewdness crusade. Hard to call us all a bunch of pervs and then offer your own sweet little ass to be judged by tightness and spankability. Doesn't seem to be a concern for her at the moment, though. I guess if it's one thing she likes more than being a buzzkill, it's being a winner.
Kristina: You know, it's been awhile since I've been reminded of how hot she is when she's trying.
Holly: Ohhhhh yeyah! I'd like to (redacted) all over those cherry lips of hers.
Kristina: Ha! I bet she'd (redacted) up a (redacted) all over your (redacted.)
Holly: I could (redacted) it in there with (redacted redacted) some lube, and a pair of industrial-
The remainder of the conversation was too sexually graphic to go to print, even at this school's paper.
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