Xander and Anya's Honeymoon Hijinks Chapter One

STORY TITLE:  Honeymoon Hijinks

PART: 01 of ??

AUTHOR: Red Jacobson (red.jacobson@gmail.com)

DISTRIBUTION: Patreon Exclusive

DISCLAIMER: None of the Characters You Recognize belong to me, the Harry Potter characters all belong to JK Rowling and her publishers, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel Characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy (Grr! Arrgh!). 

SUMMARY:   Narcissa is enjoying a quiet night out in muggle London, when she is approached by Xander and Anya who are on their honeymoon, with an intriguing invitation.   Basically, a PWP folks, don't look for a greater story.

FEEDBACK: Of course! It Makes Me Write Faster

RELATIONSHIPS: Xander/Anya/Narcissa

RATING: NC-17

WORD COUNT: <4,645>

SPOILERS:   None, if you don't know how the Harry Potter story or the Buffy the Vampire Slayer story goes by now, why are you reading this story?

WARNINGS: If You've ever read any of my stories, you know what to expect, Oral, anal, Femme-slash, Dom/sub, multiple partners.  

AUTHORS NOTES:  Inspired by a Fictionator Prompt

Langham Hotel, London

Hotel Bar

Friday, March 8th, 2002

8:30 pm

Narcissa sipped her wine as she casually watched the room behind her in the mirror above the bar.  She wasn't looking for anything in particular but just watching for anything interesting.   She wasn't worried about anybody she knew seeing her, because very few of her fellow 'Azkaban Widows' were even slightly comfortable in the muggle world.    She would have been the same if she hadn't managed to reconcile with Andromeda and her husband and daughter after that maniac Voldemort was killed.  

It had taken several months of outings with Andromeda and Ted, but Narcissa was finally able to blend in well enough that she could go into the city on her own.  Which she had done, with a vengeance!  Knowing that Lucius was going to be dying in Azkaban, and Draco gone for at least ten years, she had no reason to be stuck in the Manor by herself, so she explored the muggle world every chance she had, and learned to love the different fashions, especially when Nymphadora took her into a shop named 'Agent Provocateur' and Narcissa got her first look and feel for muggle underwear and lingerie.    

She would have happily spent hours in the shop, and even when she was wearing robes, she had one of her purchases under the robes, enjoying how they made her feel.    Nymphadora had just laughed and agreed, but then she took her to a completely different shop, one Narcissa had never heard of, called 'The Stag and the Doe'.  If she had been shocked by the lingerie shop, Narcissa nearly fainted when she realized that she was in a shop selling sex toys!

She had been mortified, at first, when her niece started describing some of the different devices that were available for sale, and then Nymphadora went into explicit detail about how she had used them or had them used on her during the nights she spent with Harry Potter and his wives.   Narcissa wasn't shocked that her niece had enjoyed sex with other witches, very few of the girls who graduated from Hogwarts had missed sharing a bed with other witches.  It was considered a normal part of growing up, especially for those who were feeling the urge to balance their magic and weren't in a serious enough relationship to go to a wizard.

Narcissa enjoyed the feel and touch of a woman far more than putting up with Lucius, but since Anastasia, Imelda, and Theodosia all had the same complaints about their husbands, she just assumed that all men were useless as lovers, and just spent as much time as she could with her 'lady friends'.  

It wasn't until Nymphadora described what she had enjoyed with Harry and a couple of other lovers who were muggleborn, that Narcissa decided it was just the pureblood men who had no idea to treat a woman.  Although it certainly would explain Andromeda's smug smile in the mornings when she visited for breakfast.

It had taken Narcissa several months to work up the nerve to find out for herself, but in the meantime, she got a great deal of pleasure out of the variety of toys that she purchased on her niece's enthusiastic recommendation.

She had spent a great deal of time figuring out what to wear, and where to go, but eventually, she chose one of the luxurious hotels where Nymphadora had taken her for tea. Taking the time to use the douche and enema to make sure she was clean and ready for anything, she shaved her mound and got dressed. Disillusioning her wand holster, she put her wand away and apparated to Diagon Alley, and made her way into muggle London.  Four hours later she was willing to believe anything her niece told her from now on!

It had been embarrassing the first time she had noticed her niece at the same hotel bar she was in, but when she realized that Nymphadora was there for the same reason, the two women just shared a conspiratorial smile and went about their evening.   

Narcissa had thought that would be the end of it, but then Nymphadora showed up the next day with a wide grin and a bottle of very good wine, and the two of them spent the afternoon soaking in the tub as they drank wine and nibbled on the snacks her elves provided as they gossiped about their experience.   They had been a great deal closer ever since, to the point that when they see each other in the muggle world, they just share knowing smiles, and Narcissa knows that she will have company the next day.

But that was two years ago, and she was a firm convert to having muggleborn or muggle men as lovers, she had more orgasms in just the first month than she had enjoyed in all the years of her marriage to Lucius.  Narcissa had even toyed with the idea of letting Lucius and Draco see the memories of her being shagged boss-eyed by the different muggles, and how much she loved it.   She had hoped that the shock would kill the two of them, so she was completely free of the last of the Malfoys.   

She had been discussing what she had been doing, discretely of course, with Imelda Parkinson, since it was Imelda that she was closest to of the 'Azkaban Widows'   Narcissa hadn't gone into detail yet, but she was sure that Imelda knew what wasn't being said, and the other woman was definitely intrigued.    Maybe she should start taking Imelda into the muggle world, so she can get comfortable?

The feeling that she was being watched pulled Narcissa from her thoughts and without moving, her eyes flicked to the mirror in front of her and she scanned the room again.   She almost grinned when her eyes landed on a couple who were paying a great deal of attention to her.  Taking a closer look, she liked what she was seeing, they were younger than she was by a few years, in their early 20's, and the man had a muscular build, like someone who did manual labor, but his clothes were high quality, so he was probably in a leadership role at his job.    She did like the look of his face, the strength of his jaw and the alertness she could see in his eyes showed a native intelligence that spoke well of being able to handle a conversation between bouts of pleasure.   

Looking at the woman with him, the first thing Narcissa noticed was her smile, it was different from the smiles she'd seen on the other women she'd encountered.  The smile said that she'd figured out that everything in existence was a joke, and she was the only one who knew the punch line.  That smile was far too knowing for a girl of her apparent age, and Narcissa was even more intrigued.    She was also very attractive, with her blouse showing a hint of cleavage.    

The two of them were deep in conversation and didn't even seem to notice that she was watching them in the mirror, but Narcissa could easily guess what the subject of their conversation was since they kept looking at her.   After a couple of minutes, they came to an agreement, which made the woman grin and slide closer to kiss the man, but what was more interesting was the way her hand dropped below the table and her arm moved.   Narcissa almost snorted into her drink in amusement, not believing the woman had actually stroked his cock in public!   The two of them looked like they could be a lot of fun.

Sipping her drink, she watched the woman leave the booth and make her way toward the bar.  When she was standing in the space next to her stool, Narcissa turned to look at her, and the woman gave her a friendly smile and said, quietly enough that she was the only one who could hear her.

“Hi, my name is Anya, and I'm on my honeymoon with my husband Xander, and both of us find you extremely attractive and wanted to invite you back to our room for the night so we can have many orgasms together.”

Narcissa choked back her laugh, she was expecting the approach, but that was far more straightforward than she'd ever encountered, but from her accent, the woman was from the United States, maybe they did things differently there?   But she just grinned at the woman and picked up her drink.

“Well Anya, I have to say that was the most entertaining proposition I've received in years, so yes, I would be happy to join you and your husband.   My name is Narcissa, but you can call me Cissy,”  She leaned forward and put her mouth to Anya's ear, “It screams better when I'm driving you out of your mind with my tongue!”

Anya's grin widened, “Oh yes, Xander was correct about you, this is going to be so much fun,”  

XAAHH & XAAHH & XAAHH

20 Minutes Later

They hadn't wasted much time in conversation, just polite introductions and a gentle discussion of things she wasn't interested in doing, and the three of them were in the lift to Anya and Xander's floor. Narcissa was impressed by the room, she'd never actually been in one of the 'Infinity' suites, and it was far more luxurious than any of the other rooms she'd been in.   She didn't get a chance to take a good look, because Anya was looking at her hungrily and said, "Can we start getting undressed now?  Xander really likes your bottom, and I am anxious to finally see and touch your breasts."

Narcissa wanted to laugh, she really did, at the way Anya spoke, but Xander just gave his wife a fondly exasperated look, so it was something he was used to.   But she just nodded, “I do like the idea of you touching my breasts, but I won't be the only one who is naked in the room.”

“Oh good, it's orgasm time,” Anya smiled, as she reached down and pulled her blouse over her head before kicking off her shoes and pushing down her skirt, leaving her standing there completely naked.   Narcissa and Xander were still getting undressed, with Xander unbuttoning his shirt, and Narcissa unzipping her dress.   Anya looked at the two of them in annoyance, before she huffed and moved in front of Narcissa, her hands pushing the dress off her shoulders and down over her hips, leaving her standing there in her matching silk underwear.  She had chosen a strapless bra to go with the dress, knowing she would get noticed, and it certainly worked!  

Narcissa could see the excitement in Anya's eyes and the way the younger woman was focused on her bra-covered breasts.  Reaching up, she opened the front clasp and pulled the cups away from her breasts, enjoying the way Anya suddenly licked her lips.   She also thought she heard Xander whisper something that sounded like 'Sweet Mamaloosha!' or some other nonsense expression, but she was more focused on Anya right then.

Xander's voice got their attention, and he said, “Ahn, honey, why don't you take Cissy over to the bed so you can show her exactly how excited you are?”

Anya's eyes cleared instantly, and she reached out and took Narcissa's hand, leading her through the open door into the bedroom, and Narcissa could hear Xander following the two of them.

XAAHH & XAAHH & XAAHH

Xander sat back on the chair by the end of the bed and did his best to relax and enjoy the show.  He put his hands behind his back, he wasn't going to stroke himself as he watched, he never did when Anya was playing with another woman, he didn't want to cum until he was in the new woman's mouth or pussy.   It had been the same thing with every girl, starting with the two of them seducing Faith during Senior Year, which made it easier to keep her from going off the tracks after the idiot Deputy Mayor committed suicide by slayer.

It was a shame that Faith had left to go to LA with Cordy and Angel, but the three of them had shown his ex-girlfriend one hell of a night before they left.   

That was the way it went, Anya had been very clear that she enjoyed having sex with women as much as with men, and wasn't going to give that up. But then she dropped the real bombshell, that she had no problem if Xander was there watching and if the other girl agreed, even joining in.  It wasn't cheating to Anya if they were there together, and she liked the options for different orgasms multiple partners provided.   Xander had no objections, he was an 18-year-old straight male, how could he object to seeing his hot as hell girlfriend having sex with another attractive woman?

Faith had only been the first, eventually, they had seduced Willow and her girlfriend Tara, and then Buffy after she broke up with Riley, and then, right after her 18th birthday, Dawn showed up and asked if was finally her turn?

Anya had gotten Cissy laying down on the bed, her legs spread and Anya was laying on top of the woman, kissing her firmly while her hand was stroking Cissy's hairless pussy.  He knew Anya was going to enjoy that because she hated the feeling of hair on her tongue, that's why she kept herself clean-shaven and insisted that he do the same.   It had felt weird at first, but he was used to the feeling now, and it did feel more intense when Anya or one of their playmates used their mouth on him.

Hearing Cissy moan, he looked closer and saw that Anya had moved down and was licking her nipples and had gotten all four fingers into Cissy's pussy and was brushing the woman's clit with her thumb.  He smiled softly, knowing that his wife was just getting started, and it wasn't long before Cissy jerked on the bed, praising God, Merlin, Beelzebub, and a few others he didn't recognize before she collapsed with a smile a mile wide on her face.  

Xander was amused by Cissy praising Merlin since it proved that Anya was right, she was a witch or at least someone who could use magic.  It wasn't a big deal and he wasn't going to say anything, but he would have to see if Anya could teach him and the rest to recognize magic users, it would be helpful in try to track down that bastard Rack who had hurt Amy so badly.

Anya was shifting on the bed, pulling her fingers out of Cissy's pussy and licking the juices off with a smile.   By this time, Cissy was alert again, and was watching Anya, who looked over and said, “Just wait, that was only the beginning, I promised you lots of orgasms, didn't I?  And then it's your turn to make me scream your name.”

Cissy's eyes widened, and Xander could almost hear her wondering what she had gotten herself into, which was the normal reaction to the Anya experience.  But she didn't have time to say anything because his wife was kissing her way down Cissy's body until her mouth was right over the woman's pussy.  

Xander grinned at the loud gasp Cissy let out when she felt Anya's tongue licking her, and watched the expressions on her face as Anya started focusing on the woman's pleasure.   That was one of the many things he loved about her, the way she always gave 100 percent to whatever she was doing, whether running the Magic Box, driving Giles and Willow crazy with her 'innocent' inappropriate comments, or having sex, there was never any holding back.   

He shifted in his seat, his hands tightly locked behind his head as Anya's tongue brought Cissy over the edge, and then kept going.   This was always the most frustrating part of watching Anya with their playmate, restraining himself until it was time.  He knew that Anya would love it if he joined in from the beginning, but he also knew that his wife enjoyed being able to focus on one person at a time at first.

Xander tried to distract himself from what was happening because his cock was screaming at him to move to the bed and pull the plug out of Anya's rear and slide his cock deep in her bowels.  There would be time for that later, Cissy hadn't said she had a problem with anal, so he was looking forward to stretching her around him before the night was over.   And since Anya had packed several of her favorite toys Cissy might just experience being the meat in a sandwich.

Cissy was climaxing pretty much constantly now, and he was pretty sure the language she was hollering in hadn't been heard since before Atlantis sank, but it sure sounded enthusiastic!

Watching the way Anya moved, using her hands to lift Cissy's legs in the air, Xander bit back a groan because he knew exactly what was going to happen, and it was going to make Cissy's head explode.  Moving her face down, Anya slipped her tongue between the cheeks of Cissy's ass, and Xander could see just when the tongue touched her rosebud.

Cissy shrieked in surprise before she started shaking on the bed, her chest heaving and her hands clenched into fists and pounding the mattress as she was suddenly surfing down Orgasm Mountain until she was overwhelmed by the feelings and collapsed, panting.

Anya pulled her face away and looked at him with a grin, her mouth and nose shining with Cissy's juices.   She frowned slightly when she saw how hard he was, “Wow, we really did get you going, didn't we?  Do you want me to take care of you for now?  Cissy will be out for at least 15 minutes, so I can take my time and make you enjoy it.”

He was about to accept her offer when there was a noise from the bed as Cissy sat up, “Not a chance in hell, Anya!  You don't get me off like that and not let me getting you screaming my name.   After you're passed out on the bed, I'll show him what I can do with my mouth, and then the fun will really start.”

Anya laughed, “I love your confidence Cissy, and even if you don't make me pass out, I'm sure the orgasms will be enj... Awk!” His wife squawked in surprise as Cissy reached for her and pulled her back down on the bed, so Cissy was laying on top this time.   

Xander grinned, it wasn't often that another girl turned the tables on Ahn, and it was always fun to watch.   She never tried that with him, of course, but with their playmates, she was the one in control.  Even Buffy ended up on her knees and her tongue in Anya's pussy every time his Slayer friend spent the night with them.   About the only girl she hadn't been able to control was Pru, the oldest of the sisters, Anya had no problem with the other three sisters.

It seems Cissy had some very specific ideas for driving Ahn crazy and was laying on top of her, holding her wrists together over Anya's head and kissing her, her free hand toying with his wife's nipples, and her thigh pressing against Anya's pussy and moving quickly.  Cissy seemed to read Ahn very well, and Xander was looking forward to watching his wife losing her mind. It was usually him that was putting the smile on her face, so it was a nice change to watch Cissy do it.

Cissy was moving now, kissing her way along Anya's jaw and onto her throat, where she nipped the flesh with her teeth, drawing a long happy sigh from his wife.  Ahn always did like it when he marked her, and she seemed to like being marked by Narcissa as well.  That was interesting, maybe she just liked showing the sign that someone was strong enough to make her submit?

Oh, things are heating up, she's using her mouth on Ahn's breasts, and sucking the nipples.  Anya really likes that judging from the sounds she's making.  Ahn's moving on the bed, lifting her hips, she's either trying to get more contact with Cissy's leg or wanting her to keep moving and give her what she wants.   Either way, Cissy is taking her own sweet time, showing Anya that she's the one in control now.

Cissy actually slowed down her movements, spending what seemed like hours on each of Anya's breasts, before finally moving down, kissing her way down Anya's belly, which was fluttering with anticipation.   But when Cissy was just about to put her mouth on Anya, and give her the relief she'd been begging for, she looked over at him, and after taking an approving look at his cock, looked him in the eye and winked!   Xander almost laughed in surprise, but held back, curious to see what their new friend had in mind.

“Damn Xander, I had no idea that you had such a lady-pleaser!  It's been ages since I've been stretched properly, what say we leave Anya to calm down and have a go in the shower?  It looks plenty big enough,”

Apparently, Anya didn't enjoy the teasing, because she was the one to push Cissy on her back this time, and before the woman could react, had her legs on each side of Cissy's face and lowering her pussy down to Cissy's mouth. She looked back at him over her shoulder and grinned, grabbing the headboard as she rocked on Cissy's s face.

Xander thought he might have heard Cissy laugh, but it was quickly muffled as she started licking Anya, who moaned softly, one hand coming down to fondle her breasts while enjoying Cissy's mouth. He could easily tell when Anya was getting close to the edge, her breathing had sped up and she was gasping out Cissy's name, until she suddenly stiffened and sat up straight, before she fell forward, gasping for breath.

Cissy slipped out from under Anya and licked her lips.  "Tasty, very tasty.  But now, I'm ready to get a taste of that monster, you don't mind do you?"

There was only one possible answer he could give, and Xander was rather proud that he kept his voice steady, “I don't mind at all, please, be my guest.”

XAAHH & XAAHH & XAAHH

Narcissa snorted in amusement at Xander's comment, something that would have scandalized Lucius and his spawn, but Cissy felt comfortable enough in her skin to enjoy herself.  Climbing off the bed, she prowled toward the man sitting in front of her, letting him feast his eyes on her naked body as she moved closer.   

She was impressed that Xander had maintained his control so well, making Anya's comments about the two of them sharing different women every night of their trip a lot more believable.  Almost any other man his age would be a drooling mess as she moved between his legs and lowered herself down on the carpet.

Reaching out, she wrapped her hand around his shaft, stroking him softly.  She moved her hand so he was pointed at the ceiling and lowered her face, enjoying the sight of his hairless skin before she took his sac in her mouth and sucked gently.  Releasing his balls, she opened her mouth and took him between her lips, her tongue tickling the head of his cock and then taking him deep into her mouth.

She tensed slightly when his hands came down and rested on her head, expecting him to hold her place, but instead, he just stroked her hair, sighing happily as she sucked him.   Cissy relaxed when she realized he was letting her set the pace and started bobbing her head a bit faster, sucking as she pulled back, before releasing him and licking his shaft and the head.   

This went on for a few minutes, but he had been on edge practically from the time that she and Anya had gotten naked, so it didn't surprise her that he tensed and ground out her name just before she felt him swelling in her mouth.   Pulling back and releasing him, she wrapped her hands around his cock and pointed him at her open mouth.   It was just in time as the first shot landed on her tongue before she could swallow it, and then the second jolt hit the back of her throat.  She barely had time to register that his cum tasted less bitter than any of her other lovers before he swelled again and flooded her mouth.  

She did her best to swallow everything and barely succeeded because all she could focus on was the rock-hard cock throbbing in her hand.   How was he still hard after coming like that?  Even a stamina potion wouldn't work that quickly, and he's not a wizard, is he?

Xander chuckled, and she looked up at him, wondering what was so funny when she had a puzzle in front of her.

“You aren't the first of our lovers to wonder about that, and probably won't be the last.  And all I'm going to say is that the Gods of Olympus actually exist, even though they don't pay much attention to our world, but a prayer of apology and a sacrifice to Aphrodite will get her attention, and she granted me some bonuses.”

'Aphrodite? What the hell? How did the Gods and Goddesses get involved here, I was just looking for a night of fun, not to get tangled up with people that a Goddess takes notice of!'

“Don't worry about it, Cissy, we aren't on some mystical quest to rebuild her temple on earth or anything.  She just wants us to spread her word, and we do that by spreading as much sexual pleasure as we can, and it's been a lot of fun over the last few years, isn't that right Ahn?”

“Oh absolutely!  I was already very fond of the orgasms I enjoyed with you, but after we learned about Aphrodite's influence, we've shared orgasms with far more people, and they've always been happy and satisfied.  So, now that you've taken the edge off, why don't we try out the shower and I can watch you fill Cissy like she's never been filled before?”

Narcissa gave a mental shrug, if the two of them say that she doesn't have to worry, she won't worry about it until something changes, and a shower and shag did sound good.

End Chapter One