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Another new story that will only be posted here.  Tentative title is Xander and Anya's Honeymoon Hijinks.   The basic idea (unless the characters start adlibbing again, is that the newly married Harris couple is in London for their Honeymoon, where they encounter Narcissa Malfoy who is out hunting for a lover for the night.  (Narcissa isn't a prostitute in this story, just a woman who has been seduced to the muggle side *GRIN*)

Anyway, here's the first 1,900 words or so.    Enjoy!

STORY TITLE:  Honeymoon Hijinks

PART: 01 of ??

AUTHOR: Red Jacobson (red.jacobson@gmail.com)

DISTRIBUTION: Patreon Exclusive

DISCLAIMER: None of the Characters You Recognize belong to me, the Harry Potter characters all belong to JK Rowling and her publishers, and the Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel Characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy (Grr! Arrgh!). 

SUMMARY:   Narcissa is enjoying a quiet night out in muggle London, when she is approached by Xander and Anya who are on their honeymoon, with an intriguing invitation

FEEDBACK: Of course! It Makes Me Write Faster

RELATIONSHIPS: Xander/Anya/Narcissa

RATING: NC-17

WORD COUNT: <X,XXX>

SPOILERS:   None, if you don't know how the Harry Potter story or the Buffy the Vampire Slayer story goes by now, why are you reading this story?

WARNINGS: If You've ever read any of my stories, you know what to expect, Oral, anal, Femme-slash, Dom/sub, multiple partners.  

AUTHORS NOTES:  Inspired by a Fictionator Prompt

Langham Hotel, London 

Hotel Bar

Friday, March 8th, 2002

8:30 pm

Narcissa sipped her wine as she casually watched the room behind her in the mirror above the bar.  She wasn't looking for anything in particular, but just watching for anything interesting.   She wasn't worried about anybody she knew seeing her, because very few of her fellow 'Azkaban Widows' were even slightly comfortable in the muggle world.    She would have been the same if she hadn't managed to reconcile with Andromeda and her husband and daughter after that maniac Voldemort was killed.  

It had taken several months of outings with Andromeda and Ted, but Narcissa was finally able to blend in well enough that she could go into the city on her own.  Which she had done, with a vengeance!  Knowing that Lucius was going to be dying in Azkaban, and Draco gone for at least ten years, she had no reason to be stuck in the Manor by herself, so she explored the muggle world every chance she had, and learned to love the different fashions, especially when Nymphadora took her into a shop named 'Agent Provocateur' and Narcissa got her first look and feel for muggle underwear and lingerie.    

She would have happily spent hours in the shop, and even when she was wearing robes, she had one of her purchases under the robes, enjoying how they made her feel.    Nymphadora had just laughed and agreed, but then she took her to a completely different shop, one Narcissa had never heard of, called 'The Stag and the Doe'.  If she had been shocked by the lingerie shop, Narcissa nearly fainted when she realized that she was in a shop selling sex toys!

She had been mortified, at first, when her niece started describing some of the different devices that were available for sale, and then Nymphadora went into explicit detail about how she had used them, or had them used on her during the nights she spent with Harry Potter and his wives.   Narcissa wasn't shocked that her niece had enjoyed sex with other witches, very few of the girls who graduated from Hogwarts had missed sharing a bed with other witches.  It was considered a normal part of growing up, especially for those who were feeling the urge to balance their magic and weren't in a serious enough relationship to go to a wizard.

Narcissa actually enjoyed the feel and touch of a woman far more than putting up with Lucius, but since Anastasia, Imelda, and Theodosia all had the same complaints about their husbands, she just assumed that all men were useless as lovers, and just spent as much time as she could with her 'lady friends'.  

It wasn't until Nymphadora described what she had enjoyed with Harry and a couple of other lovers who were muggleborn, that Narcissa decided it was just the pureblood men who had no idea to treat a woman.  Although it certainly would explain Andromeda's smug smile in the mornings when she visited for breakfast.

It had taken Narcissa several months to work up the nerve to find out for herself, but in the meantime she got a great deal of pleasure out of the variety of toys that she purchased on her nieces enthusiastic recommendation.

She had spent a great deal of time figuring out what to wear, and where to go, but eventually she chose on of the luxurious hotels where Nymphadora had taken her for tea.  Disillusioning her wand holster, she put her wand away and apparated to Diagon Alley and made her way into muggle London.  Two hours later she was willing to believe anything her niece told her from now on!

It had been embarrassing the first time she had noticed her niece at the same hotel bar she was in, but when she realized that Nymphadora was there for the same reason, the two women just shared a conspiratorial smile and went about their evening.   

Narcissa had thought that would be the end of it, but then Nymphadora showed up the next day with a wide grin and a bottle of very good wine, and the two of them spent the afternoon soaking in the tub as they drank wine and nibbled on the snacks her elves provided as they gossiped about their experience.   They had been a great deal closer ever since, to the point that when they see each other in the muggle world, they just share knowing smiles, and Narcissa knows that she will have company the next day.

But that was two years ago, and she was a firm convert to having muggleborn or muggle men as lovers, she had more orgasms in just the first month than she had enjoyed in all the years of her marriage to Lucius.  Narcissa had even toyed with the idea of letting Lucius and Draco see the memories of her being shagged boss-eyed by the different muggles, and how much she loved it.   She had hoped that the shock would kill the two of them, so she was completely free of the last of the Malfoys.   

The feeling that she was being watched pulled Narcissa from her thoughts and without moving, her eyes flicked to the mirror in front of her and she scanned the room again.   She almost grinned when her eyes landed on a couple who were paying a great deal of attention to her.  Taking a closer look, she liked what she was seeing, they were younger than she was by a few years, in their early 20's, and the man had a muscular build, like someone who did manual labor, but his clothes were high quality, so he was probably in a leadership role at his job.    She did like the look of his face, the strength of his jaw, and the alertness she could see in his eyes showed a native intelligence that spoke well of being able to handle a conversation between bouts of pleasure.   

Looking at the woman with him, the first thing Narcissa noticed was her smile, it was different from the smiles she'd seen on the other women she'd encountered.  The smile said that she'd figured out that everything in existence was a joke, and she was the only one who knew the punch line.  That smile was far too knowing for a girl of her apparent age, and Narcissa was even more intrigued.    She was also very attractive, with her blouse showing a hint of cleavage.    

The two of them were deep in conversation, and didn't even seem to notice that she was watching them in the mirror, but Narcissa could easily guess what the subject of their conversation was, since they kept looking at her.   After a couple of minutes, they came to an agreement, which made the woman grin and slide closer to kiss the man, but what was more interesting was the way her hand dropped below the table and her arm moved.   Narcissa almost snorted into her drink in amusement, not believing the woman had actually stroked his cock in public!   The two of them looked like they could be a lot of fun.

Sipping her drink, she watched the woman leave the booth and make her way toward the bar.  When the was standing in the space next to her stool, Narcissa turned to look at her, and the woman gave her a friendly smile and said, quietly enough that she was the only who could hear her.

“Hi, my name is Anya, and I'm on my honeymoon with my husband Xander, and both of us find you extremely attractive and wanted to invite you back to our room for the night so we can have many orgasms together.”

Narcissa choked back her laugh, she was expecting the approach, but that was far more straightforward than she'd ever encountered, but from her accent the woman was from the United States, maybe they did things differently there?   But she just grinned at the woman and picked up her drink.

“Well Anya, I have to say that was the most entertaining proposition I've received in years, so yes, I would be happy to join you and your husband.   My name is Narcissa, but you can call me Cissy,”  She leaned forward and put her mouth to Anya's ear, “It screams better when I'm driving you out of your mind with my tongue!”

Anya's grin widened, “Oh yes, Xander was correct about you, this is going to be so much fun,”  

XAAHH & XAAHH & XAAHH

20 Minutes Later

They hadn't wasted much time in conversation, just polite introductions and a gentle discussion of things she wasn't interesting in doing, and the three of them were in the lift to Anya and Xander's floor. Narcissa was impressed by the room, she'd never actually been in one of the 'Infinity' suites, and it was far more luxurious than any of the other rooms she'd been in.   She didn't get a chance to take a good look, because Anya was looking at her hungrily and said, “Can we start getting undressed now?  Xander really likes your bottom, and I am anxious to finally see and touch your breasts.”

Narcissa wanted to laugh, she really did, at the way Anya spoke, but Xander just gave his wife a fondly exasperated look, so it was something he was used to.   But she just nodded, “I do like the idea of you touching my breasts, but I won't be the only one who is naked in the room.”

“Oh good, it's orgasm time,” Anya smiled, as she reached down and pulled her blouse over her head before kicking off her shoes and pushing down her skirt, leaving her standing there completely naked.   Narcissa and Xander were still getting undressed, with Xander unbuttoning his shirt, and Narcissa unzipping her dress.   Anya looked at the two of them in annoyance, before she huffed and moved in front of Narcissa, her hands pushing the dress off her shoulders and down over her hips, leaving her standing there in her matching silk underwear.  She had chosen a strapless bra to go with the dress, knowing she would get noticed, and it certainly worked!  

Narcissa could see the excitement in Anya's eyes and they way the younger woman was focused on her bra covered breasts.  Reaching up, she opened