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Curve Crafters, where hard work builds soft curves.

1. The exercise ball. An incredibly dangerous and potent piece of equipment unless you know what you're doing. Needless to say, it's recommended that newcomers steer clear of this device until they've become more accustom to their bodies rapid growth and the intense feelings of pleasure which accompany it.

On occasion, one of which occurred today, a new member with an unhealthy desire for growth will seek out shortcuts, usually in order to catch up in size to friends or colleagues that had recommended the gym.

The naive girl sat upon the large plastic ball.

"I don't see what the big deal is. It's just a big plastic ball! I even used to have one at home. If I'm remembering right, I use it like this..."

She began to bounce her rather small butt up and down on the ball. Not only is this method incorrect, at Curve Crafters, it's down-right irresponsible.

She continued to bounce, the emerging heat affirming her delusion of exercising correctly. As she began to "feel the burn", she also noticed that her backside felt a bit heavier than it had when she began the exercise.

"Wow, this thing really is a tough workout. My thighs and glutes are already heavy from exhaustion!"

Wrong again. At Curve Crafters, members are provided with a 'protein' shake, specially crafted for producing targeted body fat. Excessive shaking or movement of a targeted body part for prolonged periods of time can aggravate the active ingredient within these shakes, causing profound amounts of growth.

The girl's expanding ass pressed heavily onto the elastic ball, which launched her ass back upward, only to be brought down again by the increasing weight of the expanding mass.

Up, down, up, down, up, down. She was caught in an endless loop with no hope of stopping. Thanks to the overwhelming pleasure of the situation, she couldn't summon the strength to halt the hulking weight of her now glorious backside.

The ball squealed and groaned beneath the woman's fat ass, as if crying for mercy. Her pants reduced to rags. The staff could only watch in awe as the girl's ass rapidly began to engulf the ball, as it was to dangerous to approach such rapid and volatile growth. The loop would continue until the ball gives out, or her ass becomes to big to effectively bounce off the ball.

I wish I could say she learned her lesson, but that is not the case. That day, a new expansion addict was born.

2. Weightlifting can be an extremely efficient exercise to facilitate growth. Just be careful, as sudden growth can knock you off balance.

3. Curve Crafters have a challenge in which you can earn a free month of membership if you can expand enough in one day to burst out of their ultra-durable work out attire.

"You're almost there! You might just do it with a few more sets of these squats!"

4. It's imperative that you stretch frequently during your workout session. This ensures a more balanced spread of the shakes nutrients.

5. When the body is more accustomed to the shakes effects, a request can be put in to add a lactation induction formula to your shakes custom list of ingredients and supplements.