1. With each bandage you unwrap, more of the once slender mummy's tightly compressed body bursts free from its bindings.
2. "Hey...um...we're down to one last bucket of candy and I'm still super hungry. D-do you think you could go out and get a few more buckets? I'd go myself, but...I don't think my costume will fit anymore..."
3. "What are you two supposed to be? Strippers?"
"Uhh, no! We're pirates, obviously!"
"Pirate strippers? Nice."
4. She gets a lot of trick-or-treaters.
5. After a prototype bioweapon was accidentally set off, all of the worlds men were turned into flesh-eating zombies. The woman, however, kept their wits, but exhibited signs of extreme breast growth. Now their only hope is to find a cure before their breasts become too much to bear.
Vy
2023-11-15 04:53:38 +0000 UTCJames Dougell
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