We've just lost what should have been an easy win because you decided to turn the game into a gongshow by chirping the other team so bad you spent most of the night cooling off in the bin*. You're not one of our enforcers, and you're not typically a goon, so everyone is a bit pissed at you for being such an asshole. If you keep this shit up, you're going to be riding the pine through playoff season, which is the last thing you want. We've worked too hard for this. I'm particularly pissed and, as one of your best friends, I get to rip into you a bit more than the other guys, so that's exactly what I do. You kept nailing one particular player, either manhandling him or hot dogging all over the place, and it was just gross. I call you on your bullshit and discover there might be a bit more to this story than just a rivalry in the barn. This behaviour might have a much more personal reason behind it, one that I wasn't expecting. Now that I know what you were thinking, though, I can't say I'm all that mad anymore...
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*penalty box (for anyone who doesn't speak "hockey")
It's not often I get to let my inner-Canadian out to play, but when it comes to hockey, I'm a total geek. I grew up in barns (arenas) because my dad coached, and I've loved the game since I could sit up. Plus, we all know I'm a tomboy, so this one might have a lot of personal elements in it. My beta listener has called this the "definitive" tomboy audio, so I hope you all like this new character! She's not quite as rough as the one in the "Dude" series, but she has some great flavour to her in her own way. Let me know what you think of her!
Enjoy!
~B~ 💜💜💜
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Bruce Meyer
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