The Good Suck
Added 2025-02-07 09:07:44 +0000 UTC"You're safe now, my friend. You must always be wary of the dark forces of Krampus."
"Thanks, I'll be safe next time."
"Now that that's settled, I will attend to the matter of your psychological wellbeing."
"Um, I'm good, thanks. This happens a lot, so-"
"Take off your pants."
"B-but I'm not g-"
And then he got the good suck. Just this once tho.
