Midnight
Added 2023-10-10 03:19:36 +0000 UTCIt's nearly midnight and your definitely not-gay™ friend is attempting to get to sleep by the fire, when you notice he's failing to conceal a sizable bulge underneath his blanket. Now normally he would wander off into the woods and find a slime monster or ass-shaped mushroom to relieve himself with, but that's a bit dangerous at this time of night and he's a little too embarrassed / afraid of seeing your penis to ask for help in such a situation, so he attempts to soldier through it.
You feel kind of bad for him. He's clearly uncomfortable, rolling back and forth underneath his blanket, and occasionally taking a glance at you when he thinks you're not looking. What do you do?
Well modern problems require modern solutions.
