micknasty

Gone Fishin'

Added 2022-12-20 01:19:46 +0000 UTC

"Welcome to the Ocean Emporium! What can I do for you?"

"O-Oh I just had some questions, about a particular fish. Do you know a lot about Bruxish...?"

"Hmm. That's a interesting one...Do you have any experience raising ocean fish?"

"No. N-Not really...I've just always dreamt of having one, you know."

"Well, I'd really advise against it then, to be honest. They're not quite as easy as your garden variety magikarp. It's a big commitment. You'll need a salt-water tank, and a fairly large one, at that..."

"Oh. It's...um...f-for the future! Yeah, that's it. I'm just planning it, is all. I'd never just dump a fish in a tiny tank or something. That'd be suuuuper irresponsible...

"I suppose...what did you need to know exactly?"

"What do they eat?"

"Most generic pellet food is honestly fine for Bruxish, though I'd suggest an ocean-specific blend if you'd like them to have a long, healthy life. We have a small selection here if you'd like to take a look.

"D-Do they bite?"

"Ha, not unless you agitate them. I know the teeth are scary, but they're very docile, especially if they're captive bred. They respond very well to petting, in fact, especially during the Spring. Well, the females, anyway. That's Mating Season, after all. Any other questions?"

"Where was that food you mentioned...?"

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People using fish like big, colorful fleshlights is one of my lesser known and more shameful loves.