Because this is what every parent likes to do in their spare time… punishing their kids! Music to my ears… In case you couldn't tell, that was sarcasm. Joey's just lucky that I know exactly what he would do because it's exactly what I would have done as a kid. Of course, the world was a tad safer back in those days.
Although, I'm surprised about how durable this body is. Well, I guess that I shouldn't be. My older brother Craig is a lion himself. I probably have Mech Nature like he does, while in this form. Don't know why Joey is crying so hard though… My dad would have used a belt.
Oh and any of you sickos out there… Please, try to remember that Joey is only eight months old… Or Your Face will be like That Truck. Got it?