So SageErrant, a member of our cool lil discord, gave me a really funny idea for a parody of Say So by Doja Cat! Basically it's a play on words with "Seiso" and "Say So", and Seiso is a Japanese VTuber meme that means pure or wholesome and is usually used ironically when referring to super cursed or vulgar people. I wanted to make a stupid song about how I try to have a wholesome image but I can't stop saying pee pee poo poo and laughing at toilet humor, so yeah!!!
I recorded this all basically in one go after vacuuming and having a snuffed up dust allergy-afflicted nose and just threw together a super rough mix just to have a demo to show you all, so it sounds a bit scuffed and is a work in progress! I plan to go through and properly record it soon and do some actual mixing/mastering so it'll sound a lot cleaner.
LYRICS:
(chorus)
I try to keep it wholesome, i'm not a cursed hell spawn
I promise please just hold on, listen and don't go
Got a Pure heart in possession, don't even know what sex is
Please trust in my confession, i swear i'm seiso
My mind is not that rotten, i'm honest, i have no sins
the purest sweetest maiden, wouldn't you say so?
I'm not a wretched gremlin, lewd words aren't my intention
Evil spirits? i cleanse 'em, you know i'm seiso
(verse)
Welcome everynyan to my Christian stream
no, I dont say any swears, i'm just saying my prayers
a sparkling idol for you (doki doki)
'Cause i'm the cleanest of the clean
yeah I shower, got perfect hygiene
And I won't laugh when you say 'weiner'
I have a ladylike demeanor
I never said that I'd steal your wife
You know I wouldn't lie
(Repeat Chorus)
(verse 2)
Let me check my chest, yeah it's still flat (ah)
hey bro I banged your mom you can call me dad
um wait i mean i'm sorry, did you hear that?
i'm a nice innocent girl yeah that is a fact
I don't care what you have heard
I don't say rude dirty words
I am normal, rest assured
hey, why are you running away?
Let me address these false rumors
I'm not a filthy hopeless coomer
i have a mature sense of humor
you shouldn't be afraid (do ri me)
All of them boobies, i'm looking at respectfully
no need for horny jail, don't @ me
yes i am a gentlenyan, so classy
i don't have a folder full of pics of bare feet
(chorus 2)
No matter what I do, my inner demon comes through
I keep saying pee pee poo poo, why can't I let go
pure heart past expiration, thought train has left the station
My shame is on vacation, I wanna stay home
my mind is truly rotten, my dignity forgotten
I know I've really lost it, wouldn't you say so?
though i am just a gremlin, not cute as you imagined
i'm trying to be wholesome, wannabe seiso