Devil Woman

(the uncensored version is attached)

She's just a devil woman,

with evil on her mind,

beware the devil woman,

she's gonna get you from behind.

But I mean, isn't that the whole point of summoning demons, after all? Why go to all that trouble drawing eldritch symbols all over the floor and sacrificing goats, if you're not going to have some sexy-times? Prehensile tails, prehensile everything. Wings? I dunno if there's some kind of sex thing they can do with those, but... probably. ^_^

Non-sexy discussion ahead:

My wife has been sick with The Virus, thankfully a pretty "mild" case - she hasn't felt mild, but the nurse helpline said her symptoms were "mild" (despite her not being able to breathe and gasping for air - but I guess nurses have seen Some Shit these days, and anyone not drowning in their own blood pneumonia sounds pretty mild to them). I've been really worried about her, worried that she was going to take a turn for the worse, but she seems to be getting better and out of the danger zone for the past few days.

So far I haven't gotten sick, and I hope I manage to avoid it because I don't weather illnesses very well. For example, a few months ago my wife caught a cold for like two days, then I got it and I was laid up for over a WEEK, and then I got a second cold a couple of weeks later. If I get it I'm worried that it's going to be BAD, but stress weakens the immune system so I'm TRYING to just be nonchalant about it! >_<

I recently learned that my great-grandfather died in the global flu pandemic in 1919, and I don't want it to be a family tradition!

I hope you guys are doing okay, keeping safe if you're not in quarantine and keeping sane if you are, and if any of you caught The Virus I hope you're taking care of yourselves and getting through it! <3