Ian probably spent an hour in the women’s bathroom, just standing at the mirror in disbelief. A few women, who had seen the incident before Ian had entered, told to ignore the guys who hit on him, claiming they were “just jerks.” Another offered him a tampon based on how he had touched himself at the bar. Others noticed how he was staring at himself and told him he was beautiful and could “do much better.” Ian mostly just nodded or said “thank you.”
He was still so confused. When he finally exited the bathroom, he was still touching his now strangely long hair, feeling just how skinny his waist was, or rubbing the smooth fabric of the clothes he now wore. The question still remained -- why him!? No one else seemed to be swapped into a new body!
No matter what, he was sure the answers weren’t in this bar. Maybe they were back at his place. He just needed to figure out exactly what bar he was at and where it was, then he could make his way back home.