Weird to Me (Patreon exclusive)
Added 2023-10-17 22:00:01 +0000 UTCThe Great Shift immediately caused a wave of confusion and chaos across the globe, but that didn’t much matter to Alice at the moment. She approached her former body with fire in her eyes.
“What do you think you’re doing with my body?” She scolded.
“I’m sorry!” Alice’s body replied, “This is all just so weird to me! A few minutes ago, I was a guy -- my name is Peter, by the way -- and then now, well, I guess I’m you. But I’m not used to this sort of shapely body. I feel like if I can’t get my mind around how much my butt or my chest stick out, I’m just going to run into people with them. If I can even walk without toppling over, which I feel like I could do at any moment.”
“I’m in a new body, and you don’t see my falling all over myself.”
“I guess not. But I’m still having trouble getting used to being in your body. I’m still sorry. I’ll stop.”
