“Come on, Dude,” Brooklynn begged her boyfriend, “The Great Shift swapped you into my mom’s body, so it’s not like we’re gonna have sex together again anytime soon, but why not use that body to go buy us beer or something?”
“We all got new IDs after the Shift, remember? I may be in a 50 year old body, but my ID card still says I’m 19,” James replied.
“Oh, come up, like it’s that hard to just use my mom’s old ID. You might need to play the part a little better though. Put on some of her clothes and whatnot.”
“That sound miserable...”
“Whatever. I’m going to go see Todd. He may be inside of the body of a creepy old man, but at least he’s willing to have a few fun risks from time to time. Plus, he’s still got a dick, so...”
“Gross, Brooklynn! But you go have fun. I guess we’re done. I guess technically we’ve BEEN done since the Shift. Maybe now I’m just finally accepting it.”