Three Songs (Patreon exclusive)
Added 2023-05-31 05:23:42 +0000 UTC“I am very aware what I look like right now,” James explained, “And I’m very aware that we are backstage at a concert. I also know that this is hard to believe, but I assure you that I am not her. I just woke up in her dressing room...in her body! I maybe know like three songs well enough to perform. You cant expect me to go out there...”
Taylor’s manager quickly made James an offer.
James responded, “So, I just go out there and lip sync those three songs, and you’ll pay me three million dollars? I don’t even need to sing? Or dance? Or pick up an instrument? And I’ll have a teleprompter with the words? And we’ll discuss even more possibilities after?”
James considered the offer.
“I guess I’m in,” He shrugged, “But what I really hope for is a way to get back to my own body...”
