To Priapus (4/4)
Added 2018-03-21 04:00:00 +0000 UTC
You are finally ready, and there is only one last thing to do. To purge you of the last bit of your impurities. The impurities of having a selfish mind, as all minds are selfish. You, the holy vessel, cannot have such impurities staining you. And we shall do this in the holiest of ways: the priapus way.
I, the archpriest of Priapus, shall conduct this final ritual myself. For I have been given such power by Priapus himself. For only I have the holy tool needed to purge that impure mind of yours forever from your body. Now, let’s begin.
Mmmmm. Almost there. Ahhhh… Mmmmm!!! There we go.
Brothers, watch the vessel tremble! Watch his mind leaving him as he is finally purified by the symbol of Priapus! Today, we have done something great. We have created a new vessel that will serve Priapus for years to come! It has been three months since our last vessel broke, I’m sure all of you have much offerings saved up for the all mighty Priapus. And we shall wait no longer!
I will have an honor to give the first offering inside of this new, just purified vessel. Brothers, ready yourselves! Let this night be endless!
(Thanks to Hotcha for inspirations!)
