Mr Grinch is a mean one

"Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!"

The Whos shared many stories about the dangers of wondering around Mount Crumpet, of how anyone foolish enough to get too close to the Grinch's lair often go missing. They say on quiet nights you can hear the screams of those unlucky Whos echoing in the wind. 

These silly superstitions aren't taken seriously by the teens of Whoville though. Many think they're just dumb stories made up to keep children off the mountain. In fact the Frat boys at Who University like to use it as a hazing ritual. They dare each other on who can get the closest to the Grinch's lair. 

Tonight was Stu Lou Who's turn. The freshmen Who was determined to impress the guys back at the dorms. He crept his way all right up to the entrance at the top of the mountain. There was no sign of the Grinch around, so he figured he could snap a quick photo as proof of his accomplishment and be on his way. Unfortunately as he was trying to pose for the perfect shot, he didn't notice a figure creeping up behind him. He was shocked as a large sack is thrown over his head, and causing the Who to pass out from fright. 

Stu awoke later, deep inside the Grinch's lair. Tied to a wooden rack and his clothes now missing, the poor guy was trapped in the Grinch's fiendish tickle machine. Feathers began to whirl on both his sides, tickling along his whole upper body. The Grinch stood next to Stu's helpless feet, grinning his evil grinchy grin as he teased him with his fur fingers. To make matters worse, Stu's head was encased in a box, which the Grinch had filled with this stinky sock collection. 

That night, poor Stu Who learned that the tales of the Grinch were very true. And all the screams people thought they heard were really screams of laughter.