Here's how it's gonna go down:
Calling my name like Ferris Beuler,
We're gonna wrap this up!
We're getting 20% fluffier!
Hasselia
2025-06-17 06:17:17 +0000 UTC
A haiku:
Spider spider, oh
Why do you come to me, egad
Spider please come back
A sonnet
1Spider spider, how can I say my love
2Fangs on me, happy am I, thank you so
3For, in my life, living so proud. But wait
4Spider spider, are you not a spider?
5Tarantula, tarantula, this so!?
6Oh heavens, I cannot apologize
7Enough. Oh my dear, what may I say now?
8What kindness may rectify me. To say what?
9Heaven to help, I require your aid now
10Tarantula take me back. Sorrys swell now
11Let my love ring now, let friendship take us
12Platonic, romantic, I care no bit
13Hear! Sorry, leave if you wish, I love still
14Hark! You take me? Thank you, I love you so!
Limerick
A spider once danced abroad
She chuckled, buckled, ate cod
She felt sick in the gut
A kick in the butt
And told the cook "food's flawed!"