My life will never be the same
Added 2021-12-22 02:35:00 +0000 UTCI was a pretty boy jock. Now look at me..
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Your belly is almost level with your chin and your moobs are heading south to your love handles. You have made a record of your amazing transformation and future generations won't be able to put out the light until they have reached the end of your amazing story from soccer jock to total obesity. Columbia Pictures or MGM may make a movie of your story as worldwide obesity becomes the norm. The trailer which comes before the main feature will hopefully be like the much-missed trailers of old in the bye-gone days of the golden age of movies before TV and the internet took over. Columbia Pictures proudly presents The Life of a Porker. Thrill to the sight and sound of Porkins as he quaffs gallons of full fat milk. Witness his daily struggle with disapproving family and friends. See him waddle from bed to fridge and back again. Amazing! Spectacular! Awe-inspiring! He led the world into obesity and now watch the movie of his life coming shortly to this movie theater.
andrew Dillon
2021-12-23 17:04:02 +0000 UTCπ· oink
2021-12-23 04:00:58 +0000 UTCYeh, youβve finally become yourself instead of what you thought you had to be for others.
2021-12-23 04:00:47 +0000 UTCI think I remember seeing a pic of you on Grommr even skinnier! You are so hot and sexy now! Former skinny gut gets very fat...I love it!
John Hay
2021-12-22 22:50:45 +0000 UTCWould be so hot to see your face without the mustache- letβs us compare better
2021-12-22 12:27:56 +0000 UTCSuch a fat hog. Should be used and abused daily. π
Nhoj Navonod
2021-12-22 11:54:18 +0000 UTCamazing transformation. imagine the pictures in 5 yrs.
Michael Shapiro
2021-12-22 05:25:15 +0000 UTCCan you show us how poorly all your old jerseys fit now porkins and deny how big you've gotten
2021-12-22 02:38:52 +0000 UTCFeels good, doesnβt it, piggy? Just leave the exercise to fit feeders and π΄πΏπΌπ. π
Ars Arcanum
2021-12-22 02:38:23 +0000 UTC
