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McGruff the Private Dick

Considering how much I love cartoon dog men and hard-nosed detectives, it's a wonder I haven't drawn McGruff the Crime Dog before. He was one of those characters from when I was young where I'd see his commercials all the time, basically helpful tips to keep kids safe, and even though I was a little too old to get much useful information, I sure appreciated the spokesdog! For this piece McGruff has just gotten back to his motel after a tough day on the job and he's seen some things. So the pants come off, cigarette and flask come out and it's time to lose himself in whatever old movie's on tv. He might be a little too preoccupied with work to be a great boyfriend or husband, but he's definitely one of those men where my inner romantic screams: 'I can fix him!' lol.

[Obligatory, 'I'd take a bite out of that!']

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I think he is one of if not the best!

Dude Bulge

I think he likes it a bunch of ways, including rough!

Dude Bulge

True! We can also add Yuji Tachiki from BNA to the list!

Dude Bulge

Gosh he really is. I wonder if creators of these old characters ever suspected they might be unwittingly making people fall in love with cartoon characters forever?

Dude Bulge

No lie detected!

Dude Bulge

an excellent canine detective character

Iko90

does Mcgruff like it rough

Doobige McBongbong

So, would you say he's a "gruff" partner in the bedroom? ; )

The Valeyard

Between this, Ace Hart and Smirnov, so much doggy goodness... 🥴💕

Adam Primaeros

Well, you are "Dude Bulge," after all, and the right underwear tends to be an excellent way to put dudes' bulges on display!

Kabbalist

That's a HOT DOG! 🔥🔥

Xyverz

He would def. be like that. "It's bad for ya, and I want ya to lead a good, long life."

Dude Bulge

Thank you! Was glad I made the time to have an underwear edit for this one. Cuz uh, I like men in their underwear!

Dude Bulge

Fair!

Dude Bulge

Maybe not even "I can fix him" as much as "Maybe I can deal with his work being his passion...as long as he enjoys time with me, too."

Kabbalist

Very nice 🤤 those boxers are hot as fuck

RandomBrute

And he'd be like "don't be like me and start smoking, kid, you'll regret it"

OTRainbow

I imagine the perfect amount of tobacco scent enough to turn me on but not enough to turn me off

OTRainbow

big sniffs

Dude Bulge

sniff

OTRainbow


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