Greenwise the Gnome
Added 2021-06-08 02:58:27 +0000 UTCWe might be at the point where I don't need to convince you of my love for pocket bears, and in this case we're going quite literal with the definition. This is my actual garden gnome who lives among my houseplants in a little house. He's a bit curmudgeonly, but a nice enough wee fellow. He helps keep the plants looking their best, provides a 'lucky' aura, (according to him) and normally parades around in the buff with just his hat on so no complaints here. He's quiet company while I draw sometimes, and enjoys a soak in his teacup tub every morning. Anyways, I thought it would be cool to introduce you all to Greenwise a little. He has an exhibitionist streak so he'll be eager to find out what you all think of him! ;)
Comments
Those plants sound happy and healthy at least!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 19:40:40 +0000 UTCHe'll definitely pop up again one day!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 19:40:17 +0000 UTCThis is true! He's brought MANY a houseplant back from the verge of death due to my negligence. :O
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 18:05:39 +0000 UTCHis tail twitches when he's nervous or excited. XD
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 18:05:07 +0000 UTCHe's a (usually) very calming presence around the house. :]
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 18:04:42 +0000 UTCThank you Tyler!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-09 18:04:17 +0000 UTCI kind of wish I had a pocket grandpa to help me out with tending some of the plants at my parents' house. It's kind of overgrown into a jungle, especially with all the ivy and crap that keeps threatening to consume the entire house! X D
The Valeyard
2021-06-09 14:51:04 +0000 UTCI really would love getting more drawings of him. And stories to go along with him great concept! The Fae magic would be wonderful to incorporate in a story or three. Example being able to transport a normal human that has a crush on him down to his size or even smaller so all of a sudden he becomes this big big bear daddy which by all means he is! Yeah heβs very very hot. Love to find out how are uses that back fur as an extra Erogenous zone! And that tale must be used during foreplay and sexβ¦ Oh yeah I could picture of some ways that thing tickles your undercarriage when youβre inside him. Or your belly when heβs underneath you. Or.... or .... lol see this guy just hits my buttons too. Please add a story that would be lovely. Thank You for sharing him.
JBearWA
2021-06-09 04:49:37 +0000 UTChe may be cranky but there's no better garderer a man could have
Bryan Whiteman
2021-06-08 22:45:49 +0000 UTCHe's just... amazing. I love this concept. And wee lil' tail :D
Roque
2021-06-08 21:30:47 +0000 UTCGreenwise is just adorable. Love the little guy!
marshallbananas
2021-06-08 21:23:54 +0000 UTCI love the daddy gnome
Tyler Redican
2021-06-08 18:53:37 +0000 UTCThank you Xyverz! Yeah he's a sweetheart. He's gonna have quite the ego on him after he reads all these nice comments though!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:59:51 +0000 UTCHe definitely can be a grumpy li'l bastard, but he's part of the family at this point so we love him anyway. :]
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:56:25 +0000 UTCLol, I suppose it is at that
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:46:16 +0000 UTCLol, I did and he got kind of a weird look on his face. But he mumbled, 'thanks'
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:45:56 +0000 UTCApparently the furry spine and goatlike tail are pretty typical for gnomes. I wonder why we don't see them depicted more?
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:45:14 +0000 UTCHe happily accepts the compliment!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:44:28 +0000 UTCThat got a smile out of him. I think he may have blushed a bit also.
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:39:42 +0000 UTCHe loves that thing. I have to heat up a small amount of water each morning and then pour it into his bath cup for him, and I hear about it if I'm late doing so!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:39:13 +0000 UTCGosh, I think we just got supremely lucky. But if you leave tiny plates of food out near your plants, especially sweet baked goods, you might tempt any gnomes to reveal themselves to you!
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:38:14 +0000 UTCClose enough. He goes out in the yard sometimes, but crows, neighborhood cats and hawks pose a threat so he prefers to stay safe indoors where his human room mates can keep an eye on him. He's getting up there in age after all.
Dude Bulge
2021-06-08 17:37:19 +0000 UTCThank you for drawing more of Greenwise! I loved the previous drawings of him, and thoroughly enjoy seeing him each time!
Xyverz
2021-06-08 14:32:37 +0000 UTCHe looks so lovely and cute! What a great little grump. I love him, DB!
dorihey
2021-06-08 09:44:25 +0000 UTCOh. That's somewhat the right size for him to be "topping" someone's peen hole, isn't it? π³π¦
Adam Primaeros
2021-06-08 08:10:03 +0000 UTCtell greenwise I love him
J
2021-06-08 06:03:58 +0000 UTCWhat a sexy small guy. And absolutely love that back hair strip into tail
Christian Carbone
2021-06-08 04:40:37 +0000 UTCAh, he's so cute!
Grissy
2021-06-08 04:05:56 +0000 UTCTell him from me, he's a hot fucker and I'd love to join him for a nice long wank.
Canadad
2021-06-08 03:25:45 +0000 UTCI think heβs adorable in his teacup!
Squeal
2021-06-08 03:20:20 +0000 UTCHow do I offer my own potted plants as a home for nudist bear gnomes?
Manny
2021-06-08 03:09:19 +0000 UTCSo is this based on an actual gnome in your backyard?
durnsidh `
2021-06-08 03:00:48 +0000 UTC
