Interspecies Review: Dwarf Male (Illustration and Story)

Well uh, hey folks, this is Brooz the beastman. This latest review I think might require some explanation, cuz I don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea! I’ve been one of the local brothel reviewers for a while now. Well I guess my reviews have been gaining some attention lately cuz I actually got a patron privately ask me to write a specific one for a race I’ve never slept with. They wanted me to write about my experiences with a dwarf, and a male specifically! Normally I’d never agree to it. I’m not really into bedding guys but well… The sack of silver coins being offered was more than I could turn down! I didn’t know who my patron was, as I just got their notes in an envelope at the tavern I frequent, but I left one of my own telling them I needed some time to think about their proposition. The truth is, yeah okay, I’ve fucked guys before when I’ve been really drunk, but they were elves who basically look like chicks already. A dwarf guy, man, that’s a tough sell. They’re so… burly, and rugged, and bearded. Ugh. No part of me is gonna be able to pretend I’m with a woman if I’m with a dwarf!

I took a few days, mulling over my decision. So, I mentioned it to a couple of my buddies at the tavern. I even mentioned it to this guy Mobu, an older dwarf and avid reader of most of the interspecies reviews that get posted. He took a swig of his ale after he listened to my plight and looked me dead in the eye. 

“I’ll let ye do me.” He announced with a solemn nod.

“What?” I felt like I misheard him. “You know what you’re saying right?”

He put his mug down on the table and folded his arms over his broad chest. “I’m more open-minded than ye give me credit fer.”

“Huh. Well, uh, okay then.” I said dumbly. 

We talked some, I was still surprised he was into it honestly, but it did make my decision that much easier. I didn’t want to just buy some dwarf prostitute for the night in this particular case. The notion of it being someone I knew fairly well made everything seem a bit more, I dunno, comforting somehow? We rented a room upstairs at the tavern and quickly stripped down. No mistaking this stocky fucker for a lady. Hell, even if I closed my eyes the scent of his pheromones, sweat and musk filled my nostrils, almost made me dizzy.

We climbed onto the bed, the old thing creaked under our combined weight as I took my first real look at a dwarf’s ass. It wasn’t soft and round like I was used to. The thing was firm, hard and hairy, but hey, it still had a hole in the middle. Not like I couldn’t figure out what to do from there. Lucky for him, beastmen produce a ton of precum so I began to smear my head up and down his cleft, lubricating his pucker. He moaned as I did so. 

“Stop teasing me lad and get it in there!” He barked suddenly, and it surprised me, but oddly I didn’t mind the direction. 

I leaned my weight against his rump and with a pop my cockhead moved past his tight sphincter muscles. Mobu took a sharp intake of breath as I slid my length into his warm guts. And I really do mean warm, his insides were much hotter than I expected and it felt great! Like a living sauna for my dick. I went slow at first, actually enjoying the feel of fucking this big man ass. (Never thought I’d write that sentence down) I worked up my speed and with each thrust felt my balls slapping against his. He moaned more now and slammed his ass up to meet me with each forward buck of my pelvis. The dwarf wanted me right where I was and his body was showing me the way.

“Really give it to me, Brooz!” He roared. “Ye ain’t gonna break me, speed up damn ye!”

Fuck, I thought I was giving him my best! I fell over atop his broad back, clutching his heavy meaty tits and tweaking his dark pink nipples. He grunted and twisted under me, but never asked me to stop. I even nipped his ears as I sped up my rhythm, really drilling him. I’ve never pounded anyone so hard, and if he wasn’t such a sturdy guy, I might’ve worried about hurting him. Quite the opposite was true though, he actually begged me to keep going! Maybe it was the novelty of it all, the fact I almost never fuck guys, but well, truth be told, it was just really hot sex. My point is, I lasted as long as I could, but at the pace we were going I was busting my nut before I knew it. I pulled out just in time to finish all over his muscular back and well-used mancunt. My cock unleashed volleys of hot spunk all over him and when I finally stopped shooting I admired the mess we had made. All told I fucked him hard and raw for damn near an hour and I was thoroughly and happily spent after. I found out later he cummed into the bed sheets beneath us without even having to touch himself! Now that’s some kinda neat trick!

Exhausted, I collapsed onto the mattress beside him, both of us working to catch our breaths. The smell of sex that hung in the air now was nearly overpowering, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t like our combined funk. 

“So? Think ye’ll write a favorable review about me?” He asked as he leaned over to fetch a pipe from his stuff piled on a nearby table.

I assured him I would. I assured him the experience was much better than I had anticipated. That I might even have to re-evaluate my views on mansex after what we had just shared.

Mobu chuckled and lit his pipe, taking a long puff before exhaling a lazy cloud above us.

“I read yer other reviews ye know.” He explained. “Could kinda tell ye wanted to go all-out with a partner, really have yer way with them.” 

I gave him a sideways glance. I admitted that was probably true. As a beastman, I wanted to practically go feral atop my conquests, but always felt like I needed to hold something back. It had been different with this dwarf who was not just willing but eager to get fucked with wild abandon. I appreciated that and told him so.

“I knew ye would, lad, and believe me I needed it too.” He said and flashed a devilish grin. “Why else would I have spent so much coin to get ye in me bed eh?”

I laughed. “That was you? Guess it all kinda makes sense now, considering.”

He smiled. “Ye really had a good time with me?”

“Yeah.”

“Enough to do it again mebbe?”

“I assume you mean without the payment?”

“Aye. I’d go broke in no time paying top dollar for that lovely cock o’ yours!”

He handed me his pipe and I took a pull from it. I thought about his question. This had been about the money of course, to start with anyway. But I had great sex with the old dwarf, so the idea of something ongoing with him, fun and casual was appealing. There was no denying that.

“Alright.” I said. “We might need some ground rules, but yeah, let’s see where this goes.”

“Glad ta hear it!” He exclaimed, sitting up suddenly. “Anyway, ye had enough rest?”

“Enough rest? What do you mean?” I asked.

He grinned that wicked grin again under his bushy mustache and his eyes sparkled. “Because yer review is only half done.” He said. “Ye’ve fucked a dwarf lad, but haven’t been fucked by him yet have ye?”

I felt my throat go dry and my asshole tighten as I slowly understood the evening  still in store for me.

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