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Punch Out Exhibition(ist) Match!

Added 2019-07-16 00:01:00 +0000 UTC

After their defeats at the hands of Little Mac over the years, the Turkish boxer, Bald Bull and Canadian Bear Hugger had lost their statuses and good reputations inside the ring and out. Seemingly washed-up, they were shocked when they each received a summons to a secret underground match that paid incredibly well. Neither of the men were in a position to turn down so much cash and after agreeing to fight, were flown via private jet to an undisclosed location. The catch, as it turned out, was they would be fighting without trunks, and needed to humiliate their opponent sexually after each knockdown! Even the ref was eager to get in on the action while he and a camera crew filmed the entire depraved event! More surprising was, once the match began and the fighters got used to the horny crowd of men leering and cat-calling from the seats surrounding the ring, both men started to really get off on the attention!

I've loved the Punch Out series since the original arcade version, and these two fellas happen to be my favorite boxers. Am I insulted, as a Canadian, that Bear Hugger was such a ridiculous over-the-top mash-up of so many daft stereotypes? (maple syrup-drinking, lumberjack who talks about salmon fishing and has a pine tree-shaped patch of chest hair) Nah, every nationality got lampooned in similar fashion and I always thought it was kinda hilarious.