"I can't believe you cursed me with your stupid little runes! How am I supposed to go outside like this! They don't even make clothes this big!"
You didn't know it was a curse, magic doesn't exist! You're just a linguist studying ancient Aztec hieroglyphs, and you happen to read aloud while you work sometimes. First you're minding your business trying to crack some folklore about how the ancient Aztecs came across a people of Amazons, then you hear the ripping stitches of your growing girlfriends very expensive designer khakis... her favorites...
Looks like you've got a long weekend of kissing-up to do..
[The long wait is over! I'm back and morphin up a storm! Commissions are open! Check out my patreon! CLICK EVERYTHING]
[Also I'm going to put long-form captions on the back burner for a while. I want to encourage other captioners to give it a professional's touch, plus it was burning me out :c]
Paradisio51
2017-04-04 06:50:01 +0000 UTC