Whitewood: Suggesti-Brew

"Like O.M.G! Caitlyn you're, like, SO funny! Why didn't you, like, be this funny when we were...Um..." The blonde's face scrunched in confusion for a moment, looking far more cute than anything else as the beer bottle hung limply in her tiny hand. "OH! Like, when we were, um, dating?"

"No, Tiffy, we didn't date, we went on a DOUBLE date! You LOVE men, remember? You love them so much you basically drop your panties for whatever guy asks you a question, silly!" The pink-haired girl sitting next to her said with a cruel chuckle that went unnoticed by the tipsy blonde. In another version of reality, 'Tiffany' had actually been Timothy. A former star quarterback for Whitewood University's football team, all it took was the hate of a spurned lover to change the stud with a bright future ahead of him into a babe that wasn't too bright. This would teach him to treat Caitlyn like nothing more than a notch on his bedpost!

"Oh, um, like, TOTALLY! I could, like, go for some yummy cock right now!" Tiffany said with a lusty giggle as she took another swig of the beer that had been rapidly changing him into a top heavy blonde bimbo. Some might have called it awful, but Caitlyn had given the jerk everything only to be repaid with him sleeping with every girl that looked at him! When she'd stumbled across that magical tavern in the old part of town, well, it seemed only far that she give him a full case of 'Suggesti-Brew' and turn Tim into Tiff! Whatever she suggested, the drinker would become and think like! And as soon as that last bottle was finished, no one but her would know any different.

"Hmm, no boys here, but why don't you suck on that bottle? You love doing that with cocks, after all! It's all you think about!" Caitlyn said in a voice that wasn't so sweet. Tiffany eyed the green bottle in her hand as her dull eyes grew a tiny bit cloudier as more intellect left her skull. She shrugged and chugged the bottle, her puffy lips wrapped around it like an expert as she drained every last drop...And kept sucking on it long after the beer bottle was empty.

"Mmm, so, like, yummy..." Tiffany said in a airy, dumb voice. Tiffany was now here to stay, the newest blonde bimbo now spent her days getting ploughed by every guy that asked her! Tiff was no longer enrolled in the college, she was far too dumb for that, and was nothing more than high school drop-out that loved to drink, party, and was a constant fixture at the frat parties around the university. Caitlyn was her only 'real friend', even though she could be, like, a totes meanie with her big words!

"There. How do you feel, Tiffany?" Caitlyn asked slowly, an evil grin on her face. Tiffany gave her a long, empty stare before her few remaining brain cells fired.

"Oh, like, totes great! Can you, um, help me find a guy now? I really need to, like. totes get laid!"

"Oh, I'm sure there's someone around here willing to give you a pity fuck"

"YAY! Like, thanks Caity! You're, like, my bestest friend for, like, ever!"