gurglegoddess

A current farting issue I have!

Added 2022-11-21 13:28:08 +0000 UTC

I thought some of you might be interested in something that’s been happening to me since being in hospital. I’m still having a really rough time with things, in a not fun way! I wish there were more kink-related upsides to this but pretty much I’m just in a lot of pain all the time. However, there is one hyper embarrassing thing that’s going on, which is that every now and then I seem to fill with a massive amount of air without realising and think I have to go to the toilet. As soon as I stand up to go, air starts blasting out my backside... I don’t need to push it and it’s impossible to hold back, it forces its way out from between my cheeks in a lengthy, bubbly, high-pitched whine that goes on for several seconds, anywhere from about 3 to 8 seconds. There’s literally no way to hide it and because if the constant pain I can’t feel it sneaking up on me either, the only warning I have is when I stand up and blow off!

It doesn’t sound like my other farts, or any that I’ve ever really done, which makes it extra strange. Annoyingly because there’s no way of knowing when it’s going to happen and because of the urgent pain I’m usually in at the time I’m not sure how practical it’s going to be to catch a recording but I will try. It’s been happening ever since I came home so I doubt it’s going to stop any time soon, hopefully sooner or later I’ll be able to catch one for you!