Digestive Diary
Added 2022-01-06 09:55:16 +0000 UTCI was a huge bag of gas yesterday, I just couldn’t stop farting! I don’t even know why particularly, only that every time I moved more wind escaped from my backside. At one point I bent over to pick up my shoes and a huge trumpeting blast came out unexpectedly< I was beyond embarrassed!
i wasn’t the only one in digestive distress - last night Luce had a really gurgly tummy! It just started making this same gurgle every 10 seconds or so - I was beyond distracted and gojng completely crazy by the time it ended up coming out as a fart!!
yesterday I was feeling really ill, i gad a health crash on Tuesday night and yesterday I was still struggling so after my usual breakfast of weetabix (around 300 calories in total) I decided soup was a good idea and heated up 2 tins of cream of tomato soup, dropping a big dollop of butter in to add to the fat content, then stuffed my gut with 10 slices of bread and butter (a couple of slices off my record but still very satisfying!) which helped me feel a bit better, not to mention extremely stuffed. My belly was round and solid to the touch! All the soup and bread worked out to about 1100 calories, plus I gad about 300 calories of cheese, 200 of choc, 300 of milk and 6 cans of coke adding up to just under 900 calories giving me about a 3100 total <3
